"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 157 38.1%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 255 61.9%

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    412
Unrelated, but is this WWE Bot a known a-log or character within the sektur?
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You sometimes get a few a-logs telling Jim that he's a cancer patient and telling him he will die, but I think this dude might have been the only one that did it this stream, only one I noticed anyways. This shows me he might be a really hardcore gunt rider, ie a potential lolcow if he isn't documented already.
I mean, who else defends Ralph when the dialysis audioclip or that leaked piss bottle one get shown off?
 
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Ralph’s board is growing consistently faster than DSP’s board. There used to be a larger gap in the last. It’s now closing in.

Given the insane shit Ralph’s up to he might surpass the fabled e beggar
DSP is the marathon runner of lolcow kahntent. Ralph's kahntent burst last about as long as Ralph can run before he needs to catch his breath.
 
Well I remeber back when people gave Jim a lot of shit even before that encounter for not going after ralph, some even accused him of gunt guarding but here we are. That oblique promise by Jim has now been fufilled.
It became personal when Ralph went after Jade. I think Daddy Gym was already annoyed Ralph went real life and attacked people’s family and partners. But when Ralph started attacking Jade the gloves went off.
 
It became personal when Ralph went after Jade. I think Daddy Gym was already annoyed Ralph went real life and attacked people’s family and partners. But when Ralph started attacking Jade the gloves went off.

I have a somewhat different theory. I don't think the Jade thing especially affected him. Not because he doesn't care about Jade but because he cares so little about Ralph's opinion and views him with such disgust and pity that it would be impossible for such a pathetic creature like Ralph to strike any blow.

Jim very rarely gets truly at the end of his patience until the thing he's confronted by is so undeniably awful that there is no redemption. He had energy in this stream closer to the Zoosadist and Bathrub era or Sargon Era.

Ralph as an internet personality is unbelievably funny. Ralph as an actual person is disturbing and awful in every way imaginable. Prior to the leaks there was still some doubt on if he was a physical abuser, and prior to the pillstreams from the divorce Ralph never fully admitting raping Alice. I think that puts Jim in a situation that no one cow has ever put him in - discussing him because others want him to. Jim finds it funny but Ralph absolutely thrives on the attention. That goes against Jim's normal stances.

However, now forced to cover Ralph, Jim has just lost most of the laughter. Ralph is everything and does everything Jim Hates. Jim wanted to be a teacher, Ralph is a shitty Father. Jim seems to keep his real life and internet life different for the most part, Ralph is it all in own gunt. Ralph beats his wife, and Jim has covered how much he hates beaters. Ralph has probably fucked underage girls, and we know Jim hates that.

TL;DR: Ralph is an insufferable pig and so opposed to what a normie like Metokur considered even possible in scumbaggery to the extent of just pissing him off.
 
Personally, Ralph is funny, but I also want to see his downfall. It's like a white trash tragic comedy. I like the funny narrative, but I need the inevitable comeuppance.
This stream has been a long time coming. I'm eagerly awaiting Ralph's response. I also want to hear from the Mexican mistress. If she was watching, I'm sure she's going to respond somehow.
 
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Glad to see Jim proving to the Sektor-Fags that he's not a guntguard or a noseguard. It was a great stream.
This is the year of Our Lord 2027 second American Civil War is in its 1th Year
Whenever you want in the unit gets a notification apparently Jim is somehow still not dead
How fucking drunk or high were you when you typed this, bud?
 
Since about 2019 Ralph has been non-stop peak content.
Its not even funny anymore at this point, its just revulsion.
Troon fetishists are less disgusting at this point.
My conclusion on the stream: Jimothy just straight up pulled out the knife and made pork chops. Brutal.
Cutlets came pre-cut with how much of a mess he is Jim just had to season and cook.

Glad we still got Jim with us.

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My hope for 2024 is that Jim outlives the sack of shit that is Ralph.
Hopefully that pig fuck gets whats comin to him finally.
 
Its not even funny anymore at this point, its just revulsion.
Troon fetishists are less disgusting at this point.
It’s kinda funny to watch an irredeemable fat retard burn every bridge in his life, ruin his successful livestream, and run to Mexico just to fuck everything up with a Mexican woman and maybe end up in another funky town video.

I’m not saying I follow minute by minute but I laugh at the headlines and the clips of him jacking off high as fuck on a livestream or making an ass out of himself at a restaurant.
 
I watched the stream, he did the impossible, he made Ralph interesting for me. I hated Ralph and am neutral to sektur content, I have no interest in it and Ralphs trashfire is not appealing to me just like CWC trashfires. He made it interesting, I want to know about Ralph now, not too much cause its still boring but he seems like a funny retarded pigger. Also the Mandy joke was really funny. His voice is completely fucked though and he seems hopped up on something, sad to hear it.
It became personal when Ralph went after Jade. I think Daddy Gym was already annoyed Ralph went real life and attacked people’s family and partners. But when Ralph started attacking Jade the gloves went off.
Yeah I felt like he was exceptionally angry at Ralph, it was palpable but I dont understand when Ralph went after Jade. Was it during the "people are talking about your wife" bit? I thought that was done by other people not Ralph, I dont know Ralphs complete reputation and if he lied then, he probably did.
 
I gotta know what those edits were at the beginning of that incelibration stream, cause I swear to God I have never heard one man laugh that hard at caramelldansen.
 
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I watched the stream, he did the impossible, he made Ralph interesting for me. I hated Ralph and am neutral to sektur content, I have no interest in it and Ralphs trashfire is not appealing to me just like CWC trashfires. He made it interesting, I want to know about Ralph now, not too much cause its still boring but he seems like a funny retarded pigger. Also the Mandy joke was really funny. His voice is completely fucked though and he seems hopped up on something, sad to hear it.
He mentioned a ton of shit he's on during superchats, not sure if that helped amp him up or he was just fired up due to finally having enough of Ralph's shit.

Yeah I felt like he was exceptionally angry at Ralph, it was palpable but I dont understand when Ralph went after Jade. Was it during the "people are talking about your wife" bit? I thought that was done by other people not Ralph, I dont know Ralphs complete reputation and if he lied then, he probably did.
Ralph started going after her on the Boulder Stream like 2 years ago. As Jim pointed out, Ralph constantly rages at other people for "going after muh family!" but the minute someone laughs at his retardation, he goes after theirs. Jim laughed at Ralph getting his ass kicked and his man-purse stolen in Portugal, and that was enough for the Gunt to start going after Jade--someone who doesn't have any presence in this sphere beyond drawing the stuff Jim uses for his stream backgounds and merch.
 
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