Palworld - Everything you have ever wanted from a Pokemon game

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Those don't spoil if you put them in the chest at breeding ranch, for some reason.
It's so the cake doesn't vanish before the next egg appears. I remember my first breeding setup and how obnoxiously long it was taking because the Pals kept unassigning themselves from it and I thought the cakes would be lost because of that. The cakes have their own production base now, so I can just order the two Suzakus to bake 16 of them and come back whenever, because they will remain intact as long as you don't collect them.
 
That's not how it works in corporate setting.

Any marketing compaigns must be approved by marketing director and stuff like that
Sure. That’s how it should work. Frequently it’s not. And considering the type of people in charge of social media at these companies I would not put it past them to go off script and get shouted at as a result.
.Don't know if community posts can be pushed using google ads(I have a feeling that they can, for a big enough client),
They can be. Sometimes stuff might just get pushed by the algo. ‘Everyone’s talking about thing, push thing’
 
I thought you guys might get a kick out of this:


- Pocketpair has ONE (1) network & infrastructure engineer: a single 24 year old dude who knows every technology
- He's been told to "never let the [Palworld] service go down no matter what ... without regard to cost"
- That cost is currently ~$475,000 per month

Absolutely based if you ask me. Doubt he got a break since the game's debut.
 
Granted, I saw it on Reddit, so take it with a massive grain of salt, but surely you have noticed that you are failing captures at 80/90 percent+ multiple times in a row.

There are a few special people who made some test accounts and did research to suggest it is in fact a bug.

Haven't really noticed anything with just level 30 and 3 or 4 lifmunk effigy level upgrades.
 
Apparently, if you cut a tree down and don't want it to regrow, you need to place something on top of where it used to be. Can confirm that stools work. My Beegardes aren't breaking free from the ranch anymore.
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I thought you guys might get a kick out of this:




Absolutely based if you ask me. Doubt he got a break since the game's debut.
God bless this man. Just makes me wonder what kind of money PP has to be raking in for them to be able to just let that happen.
 
What?

No middle management?
No DEI hires with a basic understanding of English and computers?
The product hasn't been focus tested by 10 focus groups and made to appeal to the most common denominator?

Heresy! HIIISSSSSS
Actually looking at the credits there seems to be quite a lot of poojeets, but they're more than halfway down the list. Bascially everything below "Lakshya digital" is shitskins, I wonder what their actual contributions were. Sounds like PP simply needed to use the services of both Lakshya and Shift so they listed basically all their employees.
 
The joy I felt once I unlocked the Beakon harness and rode it was immeasurable. Its stamina sucks, but it makes up for that by feeling like a proper flying mount. Fuck that fat retard Nitewing, my obese black ass can run faster than that fucker can fly.
Fuck you, staraptor is trying his fucking best and all he gets in return is bitching about his speed. You try carrying a creature 80% of your weight in the sky and see how fast you go. Leave my baby boy alone.
I learned to appreciate single-talent Pals much more since the Peking I assigned to the fridge fucked off to mine at the quarry and allowed forty six cakes to spoil. Here's a tip: for coolers, use a Jolthog Cryst. For fridges, use Foxicile.
Just leave the cakes in the cooking pot until youre ready to breed, they cant spoil unless they're taken out. I have a dedicated pot for cake. Sneed's Need For Speed Breeds and Feed will rise again.
 
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Actually looking at the credits there seems to be quite a lot of poojeets, but they're more than halfway down the list. Bascially everything below "Lakshya digital" is shitskins, I wonder what their actual contributions were. Sounds like PP simply needed to use the services of both Lakshya and Shift so they listed basically all their employees.
Did some research, a lot of them work under Lakshya Digital, a 3D outsorcing firm
 
Well, they're certainly allowed to ask, yes. Valve and Microsoft are similarly allowed to say "lolno."
Japanese court already gave Palworld green light. Game is inspired by multiple sources and does not directly copy assets and art. Valve and Microsoft approved Palworld, Sony follows soon. PalWorld is money printer for both.

PalWorld threatens Pokémons status quo by giving people what they have been wanting for decades.

Companies and courts told Nintendo to fuck off. Nintendo simps cope, seethe and dilate
 
I am off the opinion that Nintendo will throw palworld on their newer system.

It would be a massive L to deny themselves money to appease game freak rather than use it to lean on them/and give game freak more time to cook.
Did they take a hit to their pride? You betcha. But they're not that fucking stupid.
Pokémon company dictates what gamefreak releases annually. Nintendo decides what goes on Switch 2. PalWorld isn't family friendly and it's direct competition to likes of legend Arceus
 
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Pokémon company dictates what gamefreak releases annually. Nintendo decides what goes on Switch 2. PalWorld isn't family friendly and it's direct competition to likes of legend Arceus
There are plenty of non-family friendly games on the Switch, and Palworld is a T-rated game. The point about being a competitor might be true, but you can go and download stuff like Cassette Beasts and other games that are much more directly Pokemon clones on the eShop. I'd be pretty surprised if the game doesn't wind up getting on the eShop sooner or later.
 
Pokémon company dictates what gamefreak releases annually. Nintendo decides what goes on Switch 2. PalWorld isn't family friendly and it's direct competition to likes of legend Arceus
>current year + 9
>people still think Nintendo is the "family friendly games only" company

There are uncensored hentai games on the Switch.
 
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