Litigation Fund

[d33CH]

Every little bit counts. Hands on deck, boots on ground

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

What's that pendulum thing with an axe head in cartoons that gets lower each swing called?

Pendulum of Death​

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Guys stop... I just learned that every dollar adds a millimeter of bone to our boy Liz Fong's granite chin. This is going too far!

Soon we'll be reaching Sentinel Prime levels of chin, the horror!

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Not as much as I'd like to donate; I'll figure out how to do money orders soon so I can get T&H (for the stickers of course)

I did it via crypto, it was easier than I expected and I'm cryptophobic

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Legal auesihere, can josh use this to expose dong gones consent accident and his theft from a charity.

 

[MarMar049]

Million fucking WHEN?

 

[The Noticer]

75k could pay for the infrastructure to be censorship resistent instead of wasting it on a stupid lawsuit that you are gonna lose

75k can buy you maybe a small rack of servers and a top-of-rack switch, but sure, let's buy the whole internet

 

[Great Monkey King]

This is correct. It's not income. It's effectively as if you're paying my attorneys directly.

What happens if you get way more than needed through donations to your lawyers? Would they keep it for future litigation? Would they give it to you? I know earlier you said they have to approve what you use it for but is there any chance they’d just keep any overage? (Because if yes, I’ll just do a money order direct to you. Looks easy enough.)

 

[No Face]

just dropped $100, consider me enlisted in the Total Retard War

 

[Phenax]

I’m way late, happy to see it was fully funded and then some by the time I had the chance to give. Still putting a drop in that bucket.
LFG. Kiwi Farms ALWAYS wins. Love you Kiwibros and sisters.

ETA: We posting proofs now

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

$94,700 and rising!!!

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Donated not just for all the reason listed above, but because I’m always so fucking charmed and delighted at the fucking confetti

 

[Poop Shoot]

Omg I woke up today and it’s at almost 100k! We have confetti!!!

Edit - I had an idea about the true an honest titles. Maybe one (or more?) of your mods could be PMd receipts of donations and maybe send Null a list of Names? This is just such an amazing accomplishment and everyone deserves to toast!

 

[Cyclonus]

Any chance of getting true and honest fan status for my contribution?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm surprised you got this far with Stripe. They cancelled a bunch of tarot card bpd women's accounts which was hillarious.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I'm out of the country so I messaged my sister in law to get a USPS money order and mail it off for me. That then led to a hilarious conversation of me trying to explain what a lolcow is, and why it's worth a thousand bucks for me to be allowed to shitpost about them on the internet.

 

[Londo]

Someone just dropped another $500

 

[insensitive]

congrats to josh for hitting tranny scammer numbers lmao

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Where did Rekieta's GiveSendGo top out before he pulled it down?

Somewhere between 12.2k but less than 13k USD.

The damn dirty bankers tried to stop the Retard War but we shall overcome!

Anyway, kudos nool. Give em H.E.L.L. (heckin' entertaining lolcow litigation)

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Also, I'm going to get at least fifteen minutes entertainment thinking about what japes you had in mind before landing on this idea.

My UK bank declined my donation. I will probably have to explain to them why I am paying a US law firm on Monday when they open...

Much love to all my Kiwi friends that have donated already! I will lend my aid at some point during banking hours next week!

I've never done a money order in my life. On the donation website it says only the payee's information needs to be filled out but on the guide linked it says my name, address, and signature are needed as well. Which set of information is true? I'll be giving money regardless but just want to be as private as possible. Thanks.

Bank orders in the US are different than postal orders. The banks, AFAIK, are funded by a draft on your account and linked to your account, but postal orders can be left blank to be filled out later and paid in cash.

I highly suggest you fill in the recipient information as soon as possible.

Spoiler: Second-hand Knowledge and Horror Story

I had a mate who studied in the US and paid their rent via postal money order with a cash draft on their UK bank from and ATM. They dropped it and someone stole it because they did not fill in the recipient information at the.

What happens if you get way more than needed through donations to your lawyers? Would they keep it for future litigation? Would they give it to you? I know earlier you said they have to approve what you use it for but is there any chance they’d just keep any overage? (Because if yes, I’ll just do a money order direct to you. Looks easy enough.)

From the WeebWars era, it is held in trust and can only be charged for legal services. If it is closed and not transferred to another IOLTA for another lawyer, the money goes to the beneficiary (i.e. Jewsh), and I think they have to report it as income.

 

[Mr. Brown]

75k could pay for the infrastructure to be censorship resistent instead of wasting it on a stupid lawsuit that you are gonna lose

This is just not true, the small number of tier 1 ISP's is the issue. Not hardware, you can have a full on data center but if they don't let you connect it's pointless.

It's not a hardware issue