🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[eatler]

Betty and jimmy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Dude I bet you these two trainwrecks are going to hook up

Also I think the Better Letty thing got to her head and she was like "yes how horribly wrong can I make these people?"

 

[Halloween23]

I really do not understand how Betty can put out some solid observations and give good advice when she is such a complete fucking disaster zone in her personal life. Its almost as if she knows how to be a normal stable adult and just refuses to do it for fun. She was telling Jimmy to wear a helmet because she saw the horderman house videos,

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It's hilarious to me that she's literally everything everyone people accused Letty of being. She sits in chatrooms all day surrounding herself with beta orbiters. Her telegram has an entire channel just dedicated to posting herself naked. She's constantly clout chasing on twitter. She's by far he most annoying former fish/freeloader.

 

[TwistedFreak]

It's hilarious to me that she's literally everything everyone people accused Letty of being. She sits in chatrooms all day surrounding herself with beta orbiters. Her telegram has an entire channel just dedicated to posting herself naked. She's constantly clout chasing on twitter. She's by far he most annoying former fish/freeloader

She's been a mess post tank, but that shouldn't take away from how good she played her role on the show. As weird as the shit she's posting is, comparing her to Letty just doesn't work. Betty coming in and BTFO'ing Letty really revived the energy in the tank after Jon left, and people forget that.

From the little I've seen on her twitch stream, she's managed to clean her room, raise animals, and live out on her own with roommates and not need shielding from reality like "Letty". No matter how degen she is, people respect her because she actually makes an effort (and she got under Letty's skin more than anyone in the house did). There's a reason why betty made letty so insecure. She really is better letty.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Jimmy updates

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and he released two vlog videos on his Youtube channel (I think these are new)

Hoarderman Vlog 1 Scaffolding

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Hoarderman Vlog 2 Barn

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[Notbok]

Tay update

 

[Jobama]

Jimmy updates
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and he released two vlog videos on his Youtube channel (I think these are new)

Hoarderman Vlog 1 Scaffolding

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Hoarderman Vlog 2 Barn

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The only Jimmy update I’m interested in is his Kiwifarms thread getting created.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Jimmy updates
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and he released two vlog videos on his Youtube channel (I think these are new)

Hoarderman Vlog 1 Scaffolding

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Hoarderman Vlog 2 Barn

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Whatever the Hoarderman thing is it is not completely uninteresting.

So he said he wants a team, so he can put new boards onto a scaffold and have someone to announce his death in the event of a disaster. That's pretty insane. I also don't see why he needs to be climbing into the trash-hoard ever, if he wants to separate out good stuff from trash, just, clean it out as you go, no need to die in a collapse.

Really seems like a huge waste of time and money for Jimmy, but what do I know.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Haven't kept up much, just want to laugh about the fact that Josie used her fishbucks to buy a male escort. even the women fans of MDE waste their money simping.

I still don't know who Alex Stein

he's the guy who was in charge of picking freeloaders (outside of oliver, frank, and fatty)

This is legitimately one of the most embarrassing things I've read in almost a decade on this website.

You're going to be so embarrassed when you find out he's Null doing an undercover boss thing.

to do standup because it's revealing.

cringe

Betty can put out some solid observations and give good advice when she is such a complete fucking disaster zone in her personal life. Its almost as if she knows how to be a normal stable adult and just refuses to do it for fun

she's an attractive girl that was able to monetize the simps effectively, she's living her dream. you seem to forget that a "normal stable adult life" for someone her age means living with 10 roommates and working a dogshit retail job and pretending to enjoy being a manager and getting paid a dollar more for doing triple the amount of work. Of course betty would choose the Holly Golightly lifestyle instead. you think Null couldn't make more money delivering pizzas than doing MATI?

Having said that i do hate betty because that cunt blocked me for mocking her simps. if she's reading i'd like to be unblocked.

Tay update

wouldn't it be hilarious if that tweet is just her talking about making a sex tape with the Jap?

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Haven't kept up much, just want to laugh about the fact that Josie used her fishbucks to buy a male escort. even the women fans of MDE waste their money simping.

The escort thing predated the show. She just brought it up to Shinji during a pep talk in B1 saying he could do it as a job and she would teach him the signature move to attract clients. She put out her leg "into the street" and pulled up her pant cuff a bit to attract johns as a bit of comedy. Also from what I remember, she didn't want the escort for sex, she just wanted someone to tag along for some sort of anime convention in NYC since she was going solo.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Really seems like a huge waste of time and money for Jimmy, but what do I know.

whenever i think about jimmy wasting time scouring junk piles, my first thought is “hey man hes just a kid, young guys love digging through old shit like that, i wouldve had a blast” and then i remember hes twenty fucking seven years old. the guy is stuck in adolescence.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Whatever the Hoarderman thing is it is not completely uninteresting.

So he said he wants a team, so he can put new boards onto a scaffold and have someone to announce his death in the event of a disaster. That's pretty insane. I also don't see why he needs to be climbing into the trash-hoard ever, if he wants to separate out good stuff from trash, just, clean it out as you go, no need to die in a collapse.

Really seems like a huge waste of time and money for Jimmy, but what do I know.

It would be better if he learned about antiquing first, at least.
And then realize that it's worthless to try and salvage hoarder man's house.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's hilarious to me that she's literally everything everyone people accused Letty of being. She sits in chatrooms all day surrounding herself with beta orbiters. Her telegram has an entire channel just dedicated to posting herself naked. She's constantly clout chasing on twitter. She's by far he most annoying former fish/freeloader.

I'll never get over the fact Betty's go to insult for Letty was calling her a slut when literally within the same 3 days she was on she flashed her tits got kicked off then immediately began whoring herself out for her simps. I can't tell if it was projection or if she's really that unself aware.

 

[eatler]

i remember hes twenty fucking seven years old. the guy is stuck in adolescence.

Does this mean I’m also stunted because I love digging through peoples trash. You would be amazed at what people throw out!

realize that it's worthless to try and salvage hoarder man's house

Also as an antique person I say like 90 percent of that barns trashed and your just better off getting bin loads and tossing them on the curb. This is also jimmy we’re talking about so he will probably try to sell everything like it’s top dollar… or worse case scenario add to it and this is now his dumping ground.

 

[Marche]

It would be better if he learned about antiquing first, at least.
And then realize that it's worthless to try and salvage hoarder man's house.

Wait you are trying to tell me that an ashtray from 1920 was not worth $800??? but its 100 years old!!! that must mean its worth money, hoarders are very well known for having lots of stuff worth money and not just collecting piles of broken junk.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Does this mean I’m also stunted because I love digging through peoples trash. You would be amazed at what people throw out!

Trash digging is based, so long as you're not going in with Jimmy's "all of this is gold, because it's old" mindset.

Wait you are trying to tell me that an ashtray from 1920 was not worth $800??? but its 100 years old!!! that must mean its worth money

my autism is flaring, but the shape is from, like, the 1950s-60s
I've already talked a lot about his beloved antique ashtray, but I don't know if I ever posted found the listing that fit with it. I've posted other listings, but they weren't exactly it.

For comparison, that's Trish holding it before the smash. Note the center sections with the Y shaped divider.

 

[Jobama]

Wait you are trying to tell me that an ashtray from 1920 was not worth $800??? but its 100 years old!!! that must mean its worth money, hoarders are very well known for having lots of stuff worth money and not just collecting piles of broken junk.

People on /tv/ finding out his ashtray was worth 12$ was one of the funniest off site moments of the show.

To be fair it might have been worth something as fishtank memorabilia.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Wait you are trying to tell me that an ashtray from 1920 was not worth $800???

One has to account for the fact that Jimmy is literally mentally retarded, he did see a listing for the same ashtray that was $800 but "on markdown" to $40 as part of the boomer thrift store scams that are run. Jimmy is so mentally out of it that he literally thought the thing was marked down that much. Jimmy's problem is that he is highly vulnerable to suggestion and he is picking up horderman's hording habits as if it was an infectious disease, which sometimes mental illness really can be.

Since we're in "Black History Month" it seems Betty opened her livestream today just continuing her hatred of black people and the self loathing white people nonsense that comes with it. She flipped to some videos of Jimmy at hordermans house and and kept talking about how he needs to be more serious about working there and wear a helmet. Then watched some doomsday prepper TV show and urban exploration clips for the next few hours.

 

[Punitive Castration]

People on /tv/ finding out his ashtray was worth 12$ was one of the funniest off site moments of the show.
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To be fair it might have been worth something as fishtank memorabilia.

Yea I doubt it had any value of its own but you have to admit if it had survived until the end and been at the bar the whole run of the show it would've been fairly big-ticket. Every single clip at the bar would've had that ashtray in it. Even if he hadn't brought it and given it a whole spiel and it was just an ashtray that came with the set it would've had some significance.

Jimmy mentioning that was cope though, he clearly thought it was worth quite a lot on its own.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jimmy mentioning that was cope though, he clearly thought it was worth quite a lot on its own.

He said he had a pile of them in his car. What's stopping the sales?

People on /tv/ finding out his ashtray was worth 12$ was one of the funniest off site moments of the show.
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To be fair it might have been worth something as fishtank memorabilia.

Holy shit, great find. I thought the speckling was just from it being in the tank.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

People on /tv/ finding out his ashtray was worth 12$ was one of the funniest off site moments of the show.

one of the TTS told Jimmy that people use to smoke a lot back in the 20's and they were cheap as hell on Ebay. His uninformed cope was the funniest and dumbest statement "now she wasted an 800$ item that could've been resold for the show".