🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Random Internet Person]

I call bullshit- for one, Elaine is the textbook definition of a bad faith actor- she's as trustworthy as a Nigerian Prince on WhatsApp. Secondly, wouldn't it make more sense for Ralph to try and use Pantsuela to get a Mexican greencard? It's in line with his lack of ethical conduct and fits in with the pressure/motivation he has to stay in Mexico to avoid his many problems in the US- whether it be taxes or child support. I wouldn't be surprised if Gunt was trying to knock Pantsuela up with Demon Baby 3 so he can anchorbaby his way into permanent Mexican citizenship.

This is going to turn into a discussion on immigration laws in the US and Mexico, isn’t it?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

It was all a ruse and Ralph definitely didn't just quit. The Ralphamale don't scare and run away.


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[Fornicario]

It was all a ruse and Ralph definitely didn't just quit. The Ralphamale don't scare and run away.
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What a pussy. I thought you wanted internet bloodsports piggertits? Lost your nerve? Too much Xanax? Too little Xanax? Pig's head left at the door?

 

[Twinkie]

Secondly, wouldn't it make more sense for Ralph to try and use Pantsuela to get a Mexican greencard? It's in line with his lack of ethical conduct and fits in with the pressure/motivation he has to stay in Mexico to avoid his many problems in the US- whether it be taxes or child support. I wouldn't be surprised if Gunt was trying to knock Pantsuela up with Demon Baby 3 so he can anchorbaby his way into permanent Mexican citizenship.

He doesn't need citizenship he can stay there pretty much forever extending his visa they won't give af

I think he was using her because that's just what he does with women. I don't think there was an ulterior motive, just his parasitic nature.

 

[Vesperus]

So what are the odds that the Cartel usess him as a drug mule?

Gunt is useless as a drug mule. Think about it like this...

Plus there's the obvious danger that, if you stuff 10 kilos of cocaine into Ralph, he'll just drive until he runs out of gas, shit out the balloons, and snort all the coke.

On stream, of course.

For any cartels reading this: It's really not worth the risk.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I call bullshit- for one, Elaine is the textbook definition of a bad faith actor- she's as trustworthy as a Nigerian Prince on WhatsApp. Secondly, wouldn't it make more sense for Ralph to try and use Pantsuela to get a Mexican greencard? It's in line with his lack of ethical conduct and fits in with the pressure/motivation he has to stay in Mexico to avoid his many problems in the US- whether it be taxes or child support. I wouldn't be surprised if Gunt was trying to knock Pantsuela up with Demon Baby 3 so he can anchorbaby his way into permanent Mexican citizenship.

I wouldn’t put it past Ralph AT ALL. We know for a fact that it aggravates him when folks bring up the fact that all he has is Temp Residency, just one step up from a turista.

Deni wasn’t looking for a Green Card, though I’m sure if a rich Gringo offered to take her back to the States with him she’d jump at the chance. All she was looking for, though, was a man to help support her moving to Merida. She has a friend in Merida who’s been begging her to move to Merida because of how dangerous Guerrero is, so what Deni did is get on Tinder, set it for Merida, and then hit up every expat result she got. Most know what the game is and didn’t bite but Ralph is so dumb he really does believe in the Whore With A Heart Of Gold. What’s worse is that he’s not just dumb enough to believe in that unicorn, but is evil enough to mistreat that unicorn should he ever actually find one.

 

[fridgesama]

It was all a ruse and Ralph definitely didn't just quit. The Ralphamale don't scare and run away.
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He was getting roasted by a tranny and still couldn't conceptualize that he was being set-up lol. Slow mind I guess. Couldn't be me.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Predictable of Ralph to go against the uninvolved wife instead of against the guy he is actually butthurt about. He is such a stereotype of a weak man who beats on women to feel powerful because any other man can push his shit in.

It's not been a good time for Ralph... Null is making money, Pantsuela is friends with Pantsu and Jim utterly felted him. His little pig ego is extremely bruised.

I have said it many times, Ralph is justification for the ladies over at the Beauty Parlor creating the Man-Hate thread. He is everything that a die hard feminist hates in a man. Ralph is:
1. A abuser of women
2. A wife beater
3. A child abuser
4. A violent addict
5. A misogynist
6. A gaslighter
7. A coward
I could literally go on. Jim is right when he calls Ralph a monster. Only a gross freak like Ralph and his (predominantly male) fans would show pride in being a monster and a abuser of women.

 

[Axiom.]

C

I have said it many times, Ralph is justification for the ladies over at the Beauty Parlor creating the Man-Hate thread. He is everything that a die hard feminist hates in a man. Ralph is:
1. A abuser of women
2. A wife beater
3. A child abuser
4. A violent addict
5. A misogynist
6. A gaslighter
7. A coward
I could literally go on. Jim is right when he calls Ralph a monster. Only a gross freak like Ralph and his (predominantly male) fans would show pride in being a monster and a abuser of women.

Calm down gurl, you're an independent girl boss that needs no man mhmm yeahh️

 

[Niggernerd]

Not a good month for walf

 

[AltisticRight]

So he quit the show in a fit of piggy rage?
Sad.

Big coward baby.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

After rage quitting Podawful, he's now deleted this tweet. I imagine he's purging his X feed of any mention of his guest spot. Sad.

any clips that can be archived?

 

[Niggernerd]

I expect casa gunto to be a mess from a drunk rage pig out

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Cope post after stream

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I have said it many times, Ralph is justification for the ladies over at the Beauty Parlor creating the Man-Hate thread. He is everything that a die hard feminist hates in a man. Ralph is:
1. A abuser of women
2. A wife beater
3. A child abuser
4. A violent addict
5. A misogynist
6. A gaslighter
7. A coward
I could literally go on. Jim is right when he calls Ralph a monster. Only a gross freak like Ralph and his (predominantly male) fans would show pride in being a monster and a abuser of women.

Ralph is also justification for the Woman-Hate thread because despite being a massive pile of shit, he still manages to get relationships with women due to his reckless, impulsive nature and using him for money.

 

[4090 Chad]

Cope post after stream
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What fucking difference does it make whether he embarrasses himself today. Tomorrow is coming, and the day after etc… Ethan, if you aren’t dancing and embarrassing yourself on a livestream for us, you will fade further into obscurity than you already are.

 

[Absurdity]

Gunt is useless as a drug mule. Think about it like this. You’re a Border Patrol agent working the booth as Gunt drives across the border. You gonna just let him drive through or have him pull over for a little extra scrutiny? He sticks out like a sore thumb and looks just like what he is, a drug addict. Plus remember, even if he gets across at the border, there’s another checkpoint he’ll have to get through 25 miles in and they don’t have to have probable cause at the checkpoints. They can check anyone they want for any reason they want or no reason at all. He doesn’t even have a Driver’s License on him. You think they’re not gonna take his truck apart, maybe him too? And don’t think for a second it would be any easier if he tried to fly, that would be even more impossible.

The folks who get used as mules are folks the cartels think have a chance to get through. They don’t mind taking a chance on losing a load because that’s the cost of doing business but they aren’t just going to throw dope away sticking it onto someone who’s 100% sure to get searched

Who said anything about letting him cross the border in his own vehicle? That's not the human traffickers I know! No, they will throw him in one of their livestock trucks and go completely unnoticed among the swine.

 

[fridgesama]

any clips that can be archived?

replay is still available here

The ragequit sucks it's just this "Mini Manson" tranny talking about having sex. It's disgusting... Jesse basically said Ralph's guest host was a disaster. If you do watch the replay just skip to 1:47:00 when Jesse calls in to end the show.

 

[Summer of George]

Ethan Ralph is El Boozilado.

"Left my home in 'Stados 'Nidos to squat in the city of Mérida"

"Ten good shots, I'll take them all, they call me El Boozilado"

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph is also justification for the Woman-Hate thread because despite being a massive pile of shit, he still manages to get relationships with women due to his reckless, impulsive nature and using him for money.

Just as a hypothetical imagine this recent relationship wasn't a hooker or pay to play.

If someone was capable of accepting the gunt and hanging out with him that's 1000xs worse than if it was a hooker he paid off. He would throw it all in the dumpster even with someone that would be willing to give him a chance.