Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[stupid frog]

Never heard of that Japanese star candy before but now I want some. Fuck. It's almost too pretty to eat.

It's "Konpeito" if you have trouble finding for some reason, and it's just chunks of sugar.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

My grandma actually had those, in a fancy lidded candy dish on the coffee table, and whenever I eat one, I'm magically transported right back into her living room. The nostalgic superiority of strawberry grandma candy beats Werther's into the ground. I will die on this hill.

Strawberry bon bons. They actually date back to the 1860s.

It's "Konpeito" if you have trouble finding for some reason, and it's just chunks of sugar.

I like them, but then again, I like candy corn and conversation hearts.

Corissa IG:

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

J needs to go touch some grass,

J needs to graze on some grass seeing as she is both a lolcow and an actual cow.
It would be more nutritious than whatever she throws in her gullet now.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Strawberry bon bons. They actually date back to the 1860s.

I like them, but then again, I like candy corn and conversation hearts.

Corissa IG:
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Jesus Christ, she's really exploded. She was looking like she'd lost a few pounds the last time I saw her whole body in profile, but she's easily gained it all back and then some.

 

[FarmVille]

There are a lot of people obsessed with this war to an extreme degree and "bizarre" is putting it lightly.

Chickens for KFC. Prostitutes for serial killers. Gays for Palestine.

It’s the “stop the steal” equivalent for the brainwashed terminally online leftist

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Those are some of the laziest handmade cards I've ever seen.

Forgive my political sperging, but how, exactly, do they think a vote for a third party candidate is going to help anything at all?

 

[stupid frog]

USA: Retail price range: Between $0.97 and $1.93 per kilogram or between $0.44 and $0.88 per pound
Palestine: Retail price range: Between $9.73 and $19.47 per kilogram or between $4.41 and $8.83 per pound

 

[beautiful person]

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She wants to be more deeply involved in the Free Palestine movement, and acknowledges that her deathfat-related disabilities and superfatness diminish her ability to do this... but she can't seem to connect the neurons in her brain together to figure out that addressing and fixing the deathfat superfatness will directly improve her involvement and the impact she can make. Regardless of how any of us feel about Israel vs Palestine (I think they both suck, but that's just me), it's hard for me personally to take all this pro-Palestine blustering seriously on any level when she still clearly prioritizes letting herself be mega-ultra-fat over ~omg dead Palestinian children. It's ultimately her having piss-poor coping skills and piss-poor self-control, but she'll still frame it as a radical political act to be corpulent af in the face of a society that prefers its members to be fit and net-contributors to itself. No matter how much she postures about Palestine, she still refuses to make the most basic gesture of taking control of the one thing that might actually make her useful to the movement - her health. It's like how they say mothers should take care of themselves so that they can properly take care of their children. She literally can't be bothered.

No. They'd also buy other brands of butterscotch though that were a lot cheaper than werther's most of the time.

See, the butterscotch candy I remember (because I was too poor for anything brand-name) were the ones in the clear yellow cellophane wrappers that often came in a mixed selection that also included the strawberry candies. Corissa's just your typical champagne socialist corporate mark.

Forgive my political sperging, but how, exactly, do they think a vote for a third party candidate is going to help anything at all?

It'll send the dirty dang Democrats a message when Trump wins again (because that worked the first time)... and then Trump, with his Jewish-convert daughter, Jewish grandkids, Kushner son-in-law, and recent history of helping establish Jerusalem as the new Israeli capital, will send even more weapons and aid to Israel. The reality is that voting isn't going to change a damn thing.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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"No Vote for Genocide Joe"

These fucking retards. They will vote blue, no matter who, exactly as they're ordered to do by the Party, because re-electing Dementia Genocide Joe (or for whoever else the Dems roll out to replace him) will be seen as a moral imperative as long as Trump is on the ballot.

Given the threat of OMG literal trans genocide in the US at the hands of Orange Hitler, or genocide against Palestinians half a world away under Biden/Newsom/Obama 2.0/whoever? You know who they're going to pick.

 

[FarmVille]

Her deathfat status is not inhibiting her ability to be involved in the free palestine movement. It’s a movement comprised entirely of the unemployed and terminally online.

If anything her size is a benefit. Plans to block traffic are hella easy when one J will block off an entire lane. J, corissa, and one other deathfat could block off the entire intestate. Palestine freed in no time.

It'll send the dirty dang Democrats a message when Trump wins again (because that worked the first time)... and then Trump, with his Jewish-convert daughter, Jewish grandkids, Kushner son-in-law, and recent history of helping establish Jerusalem as the new Israeli capital, will send even more weapons and aid to Israel. The reality is that voting isn't going to change a damn thing.

Trump doesn’t give a fuck about his Jewish grandkids. Trump would gladly arm every Hamas recruit with US weapons if Hamas leadership tells him he’s handsome and smart and has great hair.

 

[Breadbear]

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From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free
From the window to the wall, til the sweat drip down my balls

 

[Haram-Habibi]

If J put half as much effort into her job as she does her "snacktivism", she might have gotten promoted.

(As long as they could have kept her "working at home" so they didn't have to install a plus size bidet in the unisex bathroom.)

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

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This is sad. She doesn't really understand what's going on, but her chosen social media bubble tells her which side she has to support quickly, loudly, or else. She knows that performing the activism flavor of the moment will get her udoots and buy her another day of safety from being fed to the cancel mob. She's a fearful beast, trying to trot in the middle of an ever dwindling herd, searching for her next dopamine hit.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:


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[FuckDuckSeagull]

The medical community is baffled why these two are fat. BAFFLED I TELL YOU!

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Edit. Typos.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Wrapping up some gaming and shitposting before bed, was thinking about grabbing a snack from the fridge.

Hit this thread.

Thanks, Corissa. You've killed my appetite ded. Bleargh.

 

[OttoWest]

A detail I missed:


They’re reusing cardboard soda boxes for their watermelon cards. They actually have a stack of them on the table. Contemplating the amount of soda these two women go through in a week is mind boggling.

 

[glass_houses]

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They’re reusing cardboard soda boxes for their watermelon cards. They actually have a stack of them on the table. Contemplating the amount of soda these two women go through in a week is mind boggling.

Even their slacktivisim depends upon their gluttony and consooming. This is just incredible. They couldn't even be arsed to buy clean paper, they're drawing primary school marker doodles on bits of soft drink carton. All they need are some dried pasta glued onto black construction paper and it'll be absolutely perfect.

If I didn't know that these women were childless, but saw this picture, I'd wonder why their sprogs weren't in the photo with them.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Even their slacktivisim depends upon their gluttony and consooming. This is just incredible. They couldn't even be arsed to buy clean paper, they're drawing primary school marker doodles on bits of soft drink carton. All they need are some dried pasta glued onto black construction paper and it'll be absolutely perfect.

Put some glitter on the cards, Coco & J. It will make it totally POP. There's NO WAY they could possibly vote any other way if you use glitter!!

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Seriously, praise be that these two have never gotten pregnant, or apparently have any desire to go the ol' turkey baster route. We don't need any more hereditary retardation in the gene pool, thanks.