DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Love Is Blue]

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this is quite unsettling to read in a chat

it time go jayde

 

[marlintan]

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this is quite unsettling to read in a chat

It gives my epileptic ass hope at least?

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Every penny that belongs to Dave is HIS, and fuck anyone that tries taking them away.

He makes about 6 figures per year and still freaks out at losing actual pocket change from his video views.

Any proof that he actually makes 6 figures a year? He only gets around $50 a day in tips, only has 500 monthly subs, and Youtube takes a huge chunk of that.

 

[RougeRed]

Any proof that he actually makes 6 figures a year? He only gets around $50 a day in tips, only has 500 monthly subs, and Youtube takes a huge chunk of that.

It is a lot more than that. If you think he makes less than 50 in tips a day, you are either trolling or you just say ignorant shit with confidence.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Any proof that he actually makes 6 figures a year? He only gets around $50 a day in tips, only has 500 monthly subs, and Youtube takes a huge chunk of that.

Please go read the DSP Finances thread where autists track Phil's income for the past several years with stunning accuracy (as based off bankruptcy docs).

Phil's income is down but between residual youtube views and tips/patreon/chats/etc he still clears 100k. Not by as much as he used to, but still.

Phil used to make BANK and he still makes more than enough to live comfortably if he wasn't a dumbass who spends every penny he gets as fast as possible.


Edit: I'll save you the hassle and used the most recent easily findable year.


"2021 income (***Tips are gross amount and do not include Paypal's fees) Averaged $12,488 per month GROSS"

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Any proof that he actually makes 6 figures a year? He only gets around $50 a day in tips, only has 500 monthly subs, and Youtube takes a huge chunk of that.

He gets around $50 in tips per stream typically nowadays, which is $100 a day, and that's a bare minimum. Very, very often he makes a lot more than that in tips, and after a few days of only making that amount he will do an ultra beg which will make up for the 'lost' revenue. That's just his tips. Then he has superchats, he makes a lot on that and it's very difficult to track becasue he doesn't put down the amounts, just the last person who superchatted. Then he's got memberships, and don't forget that not all his memberships are at the lowest level but he has ultra paypigs who are paying him $20 a month, and he has two channels getting those memberships (and he just added a third). Then he has Youtube ad revenue, Phil loves to say he gets almost nothing on ad revenue but he always complains when the ad revenue goes down in Jan - Feb so I'm pretty confident it's more than he claims. Then he has Paytreon. Then he has super thanks, again Phil claims he makes "almost nothing" on these but he's a pathological liar. There is probably more that I'm forgetting.

 

[Fapcop]

Any proof that he actually makes 6 figures a year? He only gets around $50 a day in tips, only has 500 monthly subs, and Youtube takes a huge chunk of that.

Nonsense.

He regularly gets 100$ a day, sometimes quite a bit more.

Phil’s income has been posted about to an autistic degree (how the f do you think he managed to spend quarter of a mil on WWE Champions?) Go back and have a look at older posts.

His income is dropping year over year though, and if last year wasn’t the first time he didn’t cross $100K, this year may be.

(Fuck, around the time of his bankruptcy, Phil was making so much money that he had to invent 5000$ worth of “business expenses” a month)

 

[LiquidCancer]

After the bankruptcy he had thousands of dollars a month freed up (13 credit cards and the CT mortgage + HOA fees) and what is that money being used on now? There's no answer other than WWE Champions. Kat is too stupid to even notice this.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Phil, bruh, that shirt is too small.
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Thank you LTG for giving us button-up-style shirt Phil

 

[BlastMonk]

Nonsense.

He regularly gets 100$ a day, sometimes quite a bit more.

Phil’s income has been posted about to an autistic degree (how the f do you think he managed to spend quarter of a mil on WWE Champions?) Go back and have a look at older posts.

His income is dropping year over year though, and if last year wasn’t the first time he didn’t cross $100K, this year may be.

(Fuck, around the time of his bankruptcy, Phil was making so much money that he had to invent 5000$ worth of “business expenses” a month)

Kind of crazy he just through 5k a month expenses out there and no one bothered to inquire further on what they actually were, because a lot of his games he plays are given to him for free by fans and even if he bought them the total is not even 1k a month on games. And his idiot lawyer chirped up 'we explained that already', because to her mind saying its 'business expenses' is all the explanation needed. Phil is the height of privilege but thinks hes some underdog which is why its so easy too laugh at him when he experinces the slightest inconvience and whinges about it, like eating chicken wings with bones in them.

 

[Corpun]

Big ups to An for saving one of the best TIHYDP done by one of the worst people in the vortex. This fucking playthrough is so fucking irritating to watch for anyone who even has surface level knowlegde of how New Vegas's mechanics work. Legit one of the best TIHYDP ever made in recent history and it is purely because of how much Phil blundered into it.

Phil, bruh, that shirt is too small.
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Just be glad he has an undershirt under there and we aren't subjected to his hairy moobs leaking through it like some MeatCanyon animation.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Phil, bruh, that shirt is too small.
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I'm surprised how he has maintained his pecs after his vintage weightlifting days

 

[Devil's Advocate]

I was watching an old vlog when Phil moved into the Washington house. How much is his Blu-ray collection estimated to have cost? I remember buying one around that time and it cost $50. There's at least 300 Blu-ray discs here.

What a supreme waste of money, considering he really should be giving his eyes a rest after a hard day staring at screens. Considering in addition to this, he is also paying for monthly subscription services for temporal entertainment like Hulu, Netflix, Disney+, HBO, etc. Considering he could easily pirate whatever he wants from his second ISP. Really foolish financial choices.

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Uh, no.

 

[Fapcop]

Kind of crazy he just through 5k a month expenses out there and no one bothered to inquire further on what they actually were, because a lot of his games he plays are given to him for free by fans and even if he bought them the total is not even 1k a month on games. And his idiot lawyer chirped up 'we explained that already', because to her mind saying its 'business expenses' is all the explanation needed. Phil is the height of privilege but thinks hes some underdog which is why its so easy too laugh at him when he experinces the slightest inconvience and whinges about it, like eating chicken wings with bones in them.

Tbf: It’s not just a Phil thing, though the timing of his bankruptcy (COVID) sure helped him.

Bankruptcy is basically a get outta jail free card where you admit you’re a fuckup in return for a shit credit for 5-10 years.

These judges probably see 100 DSPs a week, and they all just sail more or less through unless there’s like something SERIOUSLY wrong.

 

[Dustlord]

Genuinely shocked Phil isn't doing the "its literally meee" stuff about this new silent hill game, seeing as it touches on social media.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

These judges probably see 100 DSPs a week, and they all just sail more or less through unless there’s like something SERIOUSLY wrong.

This, which was clear for those of us that listened to Phil's hearing.

Also, his bankruptcy lawyer setup the $5k business expenses. She knew what she was doing, that it was a personal bankruptcy and was not going to be questioned.

Blame the fucked up bankruptcy system. It's all so incredibly stupid. None of these people learn a damn thing, they'll never change, and why should they?

 

[Prince Lotor]

I was watching an old vlog when Phil moved into the Washington house. How much is his Blu-ray collection estimated to have cost? I remember buying one around that time and it cost $50. There's at least 300 Blu-ray discs here.

What a supreme waste of money, considering he really should be giving his eyes a rest after a hard day staring at screens. Considering in addition to this, he is also paying for monthly subscription services for temporal entertainment like Hulu, Netflix, Disney+, HBO, etc. Considering he could easily pirate whatever he wants from his second ISP. Really foolish financial choices.

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Uh, no.

I autistically went through the video in this post and wrote out a list of all the Blu-rays I could see.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-7183#post-8614333

I remember Blu-rays costing like $15 to $25 at the time, plus the TV seasons he has which I remember costing more, I would estimate it's like at least $10K he spent on what's sitting there in the move-in vlogs he shows. He used to brag about buying them new. Quite a few are still in the packaging that he never opened, and several he has duplicates of because when he's shopping if he doesn't remember he has it he would just buy it again.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Any proof that he actually makes 6 figures a year? He only gets around $50 a day in tips, only has 500 monthly subs, and Youtube takes a huge chunk of that.

What a bizarre post. You sound like you know specific numbers yet you’re wildly off the tips amount, you’re ignoring superchats completely, ignoring Phil’s other channels, ignoring Patreon, ignoring any offstream revenue such as super thanks or BTS contributions, and add onto the the generic claim that YouTube takes a “HUGE” chunk of it. You sound like you’re wearing Zelda jammies tbh.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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I have never seen a household with this many trash cans and I;ve been in homes where there are 6+ kids living there at one time.

One trash can is for Jasper's litter and is only dumped when it is full and how many else for discarded food, containers, etc. That fucking garage is a biohazard and Phil is lucky he hasn't caught some fucking disease that has been eradicated in the first world for the past century. Any Washington Kiwis able to enlighten me on what the blue and green ones are for. I'm assuming they're both for specific recycling, but is the green one for cardboard and shit the the blue ones for plastic?

That's insane. I live in a 3 story house and we only make one cans worth of garbage a week, with maybe an extra box or two beside it if we order something from Amazon. How on earth does he need that many cans, let alone create that much garbage?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That's insane. I live in a 3 story house and we only make one cans worth of garbage a week, with maybe an extra box or two beside it if we order something from Amazon. How on earth does he need that many cans, let alone create that much garbage?

The easy answer is Doordash, those styrofoam containers really add up, especially now that it's obvious they order in multiple times a day. I bet they also order a bunch of worthless knickknacks and tchotchkes thru Amazon regularly, so there's a lot more garbage being produced there in the form of packaging.

We also have to keep Phail's deranged LARP of being a machoor adult in mind, he does things just to satisfy the form of what he thinks being a machoor adult is like without thinking about the function. He has admitted to throwing out all the excess ingredients he bought a week before the current day off, then just buys the same amount of ingredients he bought last week. From that one Cookin' with the Pig episode we see that if he doesn't use an ingredient when preparing the current slop, he just throws out the rest. IIRC it was a pound of ground beef and he only had to use half for his slop so he just threw away the other half. Then there's the issue of him admitting to hoarding cat shit. I was never a cat owner but I can't imagine a single cat like Jasper dumping so much shit that it has to be stockpiled and driven to the dump since it can't fit in the regular garbage. I wouldn't be surprised if he completely changes the cat litter multiple times a week or something like that. It would explain why he talks about "getting pets supplies" weekly.

And that's just things I can remember off the top of my head, I'm sure people here can remember other ways he is completely wasteful. It's almost unbelievable how much waste a DINK couple with a single cat can produce.