Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Based Trees]

if you wanted a quick run down, no deal was signed with BC Game yet, they were working out the deal, but this was more than enough for BMJ to jump ship
until the deal went through, they would give him daily reloads of $1500 per day, 500 x 3 times a day, but no deal was signed
Stake saw this and offered him $4500 per week to come back with a signed deal and he accepted immediately
he made the right choice tbh, Stake has more clout and is tied to Kick, and BC Game wasnt in a rush to get him paperwork

I can't believe Bossman actually managed to force Stake into giving him a better deal. Well done Austin.

 

[Akran]

Absolute meltdown in the chat tonight

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i am pretty happy we have been getting more Star Wars posting lately
"fuck u mint!"

he can feel the fucking love
and its cleared
edit: swiped this from Keno chat

 

[Collections Agent]

i am pretty happy we have been getting more Star Wars posting lately
"fuck u mint!"
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he can feel the fucking love
and its cleared
edit: swiped this from Keno chat
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Remember, he's only getting a $4500/week deal from stake because he's too retarded to not put at minimum double that back in their wallets lol.

BMJ schizobros are eating good tonight

 

[Kees H]

Fuck Stake, why are they making him lose all of this money bro, fucking rats. Shittalking his sponsor is so back.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Austin is the one squirting (for Stake)

 

[Kees H]

Second part of the Fuck Stake rant. Bossman gets felted again, commits genocide on the Saighnhaizers again, realises he is saying shit that will harm his sponsorship with Stake difficult but just keeps ranting.

Spoiler: Full screen

Bossman is sodapressed, can't buy anything (Civicbros in shambles), he's going to lay in bed.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Latest Stake stats shared by Austin in the Discord.

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Great advertising for Stake

Am I understanding this correctly? This includes the period before the deal with Stake, but let's say he's getting 18k from Stake straight into his account per month, would these stats mean he'd have lost min 5k in juicer donos/kick subs?

 

[Black Spruce]

Am I understanding this correctly? This includes the period before the deal with Stake, but let's say he's getting 18k from Stake straight into his account per month, would these stats mean he'd have lost min 5k in juicer donos/kick subs?

Yes. That plus his VIP reloads which are separate from his deal.

 

[Trombonista]

Someone ordered a case of Capri-Suns to Austin's house on Amazon. Here's Austin enjoying the IRL juicer:

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I guess the rats are now also made up out of Beauty Parlor posters who like Chantal.

If only that rat sent stress balls.

 

[Twinkie]

I only started watching BMJ like a week ago. He's very funny but at the same time his streams give me anxiety. Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized? Thanks all for your clipping

 

[mlanguishi]

I only started watching BMJ like a week ago. He's very funny but at the same time his streams give me anxiety. Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized? Thanks all for your clipping

Yeah, I have to take breaks. It's funny and the ups and downs are insane, but I get worn out after a few hours and have to quit. The highlights here are a lot easier to take usually than him live.

 

[AnOminous]

I have been playing Stake's daily dollar and astoundingly, after slightly over a month, I have about $30, just as one would expect. My rule is simply I bet it every day. Plinko is what got me my $30, even though I usually just get that shitty 0.2x every goddamn time. Fuck you, Stake rats. I should have thousands of dollars by now with my skill level.

 

[It Goofy]

Maybe I am just autistic (likely), and it was a small sample size, but it seems like he won more often when he was with BC Game. Not more money than Stake per se, since he's had some pretty large wins on Stake (damn dog, it took it all back - this is evil), but it felt like the originals were setup to keep drip feeding the player wins for a longer period of time. It didn't seem like he was doing the 5-7 min streams when he was with them, but maybe I'm wrong.

Not like it really matters since both sites eventually get all the money back and then some.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I only started watching BMJ like a week ago. He's very funny but at the same time his streams give me anxiety. Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized? Thanks all for your clipping

The only time I really feel anxious is when Trapper is barking. I'm always worried it's going to be something retarded and dangerous.

Maybe I am just autistic (likely), and it was a small sample size, but it seems like he won more often when he was with BC Game. Not more money than Stake per se, since he's had some pretty large wins on Stake (damn dog, it took it all back - this is evil), but it felt like the originals were setup to keep drip feeding the player wins for a longer period of time. It didn't seem like he was doing the 5-7 min streams when he was with them, but maybe I'm wrong.

Not like it really matters since both sites eventually get all the money back and then some.

Tard wrangler was pushing him to make smaller bets I think. I don't remember him sneeding his balance AS much.

I have been playing Stake's daily dollar and astoundingly, after slightly over a month, I have about $30, just as one would expect. My rule is simply I bet it every day. Plinko is what got me my $30, even though I usually just get that shitty 0.2x every goddamn time. Fuck you, Stake rats. I should have thousands of dollars by now with my skill level.

Oof. Slime as turned his daily dollar into $100 twice in like a week or 2. You need to get on his level.

Start by watching the same videos about niggers gettin' shot wit da switch over and over again.
Replace the battery in your smoke alarm with one that's nearly dead and insist it's not your problem.
Finally you'll need to smoke so much weed and do dabs while taking your xannax that you got from the plug (walgreens) that you pass out while cuddling a propane torch.

If you do all of that, I promise bro you'll make a killing with your stake dollar.

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I know a lot of you don't feel you have the time to watch BMJ streams. He does stream a lot, and a lot of it is dead air. But sometimes I think you should stop and smell the roses you know? Take a break from your responsibilities and really enjoy a stream from start to finish. This is an unedited full stream.

After he ended a user asked if maybe there was some technical difficulty:

I guess our boy was just having some trouble with the lowercase i interenet tubes that run through his back yard.

 

[MadDisaster]

I only started watching BMJ like a week ago. He's very funny but at the same time his streams give me anxiety. Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized? Thanks all for your clipping

For me, it's hearing the exact same songs over and over that really grates on my nerves, especially the "take me away" song. It's fucking awful, and it somehow plays in so many clips because he listens to it on repeat like a wigger twelve year old girl.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I only started watching BMJ like a week ago. He's very funny but at the same time his streams give me anxiety. Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized? Thanks all for your clipping

I've watched him for months at this point and I haven't been desensitized yet, he is just too grating... yet too good to look away, maybe this is what Stockholm syndrome feels like.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Spoiler: real MVPs

@Kees H @Flaming Dumpster @Sneeds @Bruno Powroznik @A Log in D Tractor 2 @Absolutely Retarded @Punished Neco @internet friend @S.C.U.D. @DOORSTUCK @Cumeatsioner Gordon @Cringestorian X @dumbledore @others I forgot to mention @ Non-rat posters

Spoiler: I've seen footage

I stay noided.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized?

Yeah, at first all I could think was, this guy can never be saved, even drug addicts have hope, but this guy needs put out of his misery.

After a little while though, there’s a weird synchronicity with the highs and lows of his gambling streams, and you end up where you can just watch him and enjoy it for what it is.
It takes very little turnaround time for the feeling of angst to go away, much like the micro-length streaming times before Bossman quits a session when he loses.

I don’t know if in a month or two of watching I will experience the feelings Null has and wish for BMJ to put away that nest egg, that remains to be seen.

 

[It Goofy]

For me, it's hearing the exact same songs over and over that really grates on my nerves, especially the "take me away" song. It's fucking awful, and it somehow plays in so many clips because he listens to it on repeat like a wigger twelve year old girl.

Yeah, I've had to teach myself to try and tune out the background music, especially when he has on that jew retard rapping about dreidels, BLP Kosher or whatever the fuck he's called. Since BMJ's stream volume levels are so fucked, I turn the volume down to about 25% to keep the distortion down when he crack screams "YEAAAAAAAAAAH, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO, CHAT!!! HOLY SHITBALLS!!!!!" which also helps with those tard mush mouth songs in the background.