Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[inception_state]

Since I seem to be too retarded to function and am unable to generate nice images, I think we need more bossman diversity. Pajeet bossman, Russian bossman, I believe we already have Mexican bossman?

Here's Jewish and Indian.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have been playing Stake's daily dollar and astoundingly, after slightly over a month, I have about $30, just as one would expect. My rule is simply I bet it every day. Plinko is what got me my $30, even though I usually just get that shitty 0.2x every goddamn time. Fuck you, Stake rats. I should have thousands of dollars by now with my skill level.

Bro I told you Plinko can pay, that bitch can SQUIRT! Now drop some $500 balls, pussy.

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

I wish he played more slots
Those were entertaining streams

 

[PositiveMonk]

Saw a couple clips from this stream but I don't think I saw these specifically. Sorry if they've already been posted. I was looking for the one where Austin was shouting:
3 HOTS AND A COT WHY WOULD I CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE?
If anyone has that.

Austin reviews his stats live not sure why his VPN is set to Finland when he's on Stake.US. Why the fuck is he losing so much if he's at plat5? "Are they even paying me at this point or am I paying them?"

Someone in the chat claims that Austin must have streamer luck. Austin disagrees, but he SHOULD have streamer luck. Why is he being disrespected as a streamer? Eddie is laughing at him.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wish he played more slots
Those were entertaining streams

We never even got to see Dork Unit

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Last night my boy had a funny moment that got me, he was getting felted and he was going to do something ( get a drink, do a song request I don't remember ) and he straight up said, in a non-whiny or upset tone, "here let me lose this real quick"

 

[internet friend]

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OH MY FUCKING GOD SIR! I JUST LOST ALL THE GOOGLE PLAY CARDS!

 

[Vibe_Guy]

BMJxDeath grips meme compilation
All memes and screenshots stolen from pages 100 to 200

Video compiled by: me
Memes: all of you lovelies.
Too lazy to @ every single meme poster, but I appreciate every single one of you.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I only started watching BMJ like a week ago. He's very funny but at the same time his streams give me anxiety. Did anyone else feel like that and later become desensitized? Thanks all for your clipping

I've been watching since the very end of August and don't feel anxious when watching. When he's doing $500 bets it's like I get some sort of 2nd hand gamba high and it's very exciting when he's wagering crazy amounts regardless of whether he wins or loses.

Maybe the only time I felt anxious was during the 50k+ runup as I saw it live and it was the first absolutely massive win. There was a lot of screeching in Sneedchat, actual frustration as he refused to withdraw and kept wagering insane amounts and I guess I got too emotionally invested. Nowadays when I see something like the $31k plinko ball, I know he'll be back to 0 and it's fine because he's one of the lucky few for whom $0 to his name doesn't mean living under a bridge.

 

[Rukario]

Just seeing someone gamble is boring as shit, it's all the fucking of moms, tard rage, the appearance of rat dad and Bossmom, and degeneracy that makes Austin's streams great.

Oh, and the crack. Of course I can't forget the crack.

Effectively the same reason why people watch game streamers who aren't particularly good but have extreme reactions. They aren't there to see the gameplay, they are there to enjoy the streamer react in a hilarious way (such as ragequitting or throwing temper tantrums) when they lose.

Its the same kind of neo-surrealist entertainment as the Jerry Springer show, only without the live studio audience.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Someone ordered a case of Capri-Suns to Austin's house on Amazon. Here's Austin enjoying the IRL juicer:

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I guess the rats are now also made up out of Beauty Parlor posters who like Chantal.

Are capri suns tamperproof? I think the place you put the straw would probably heal a small needle hole.

 

[break these cuffs]

Are capri suns tamperproof? I think the place you put the straw would probably heal a small needle hole.

Which do you think is more likely, the rat who ordered them has agents at all the nearby Amazon fulfillment warehouses scouring the orders database so they can spike the order with LSD/etc or some retard ordered $20 of juice to Austin's parents house?

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Which do you think is more likely, the rat who ordered them has agents at all the nearby Amazon fulfillment warehouses scouring the orders database so they can spike the order with LSD/etc or some retard ordered $20 of juice to Austin's parents house?

I'm not saying it's likely, but there are ways to do it that aren't as farfetched as that (resealed amazon box delivered unattended, for example) and Austin was just swatted repeatedly less than a month ago so we know there are people deranged enough to try to hurt him. Personally I would never eat unsolicited foodstuffs delivered anonymously to my house.

 

[Archive]

In terms of faggotry done by alawgs and rats, the caprisuns was the least harmful and actually got a chuckle out of me. Watching him drink actual juice sent to him on stream was a true chefs kiss moment IMO.

 

[Collections Agent]

In terms of faggotry done by alawgs and rats, the caprisuns was the least harmful and actually got a chuckle out of me. Watching him drink actual juice sent to him on stream was a true chefs kiss moment IMO.

Yes it truly was a reddit chungus wholesome 100 moment, the only thing that could make it better is if rats weren't using his dox to send him random packages that could or could not be malicious

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm not saying it's likely, but there are ways to do it that aren't as farfetched as that (resealed amazon box delivered unattended, for example) and Austin was just swatted repeatedly less than a month ago so we know there are people deranged enough to try to hurt him. Personally I would never eat unsolicited foodstuffs delivered anonymously to my house.

I'd personally never either, but you're concocting wild fantasies about what could have happened. An alog ordered the juice, staked out Austin's house, stole the order, tainted the ordered, resealed the order, and redelivered it? Someone can correct me, but I don't believe Austin was ever swatted. He's gotten welfare checks called on him and he's such a suicide baiting faggot that I'd be willing to bet they'd hold up to scrutiny if rats ever got called to task over them. Literally just show the investigating authority clips and screencaps and say you're a fan. A drug addict crimimal who's also a gambling addict with no prospects in life is threatening to harm themselves. That shit is entirely believable.

You don't just go downstairs and talk to the police for a couple minutes when they roll up to your house guns up because they think you murdered someone. It's happened to lolcows on stream. It's happened to people multiple times who have gotten on the local LEO swat list. In general everyone is emptying out of the house and getting questioned, possibly cuffed. Hopefully the dog doesn't get shot. Then the house is getting searched while they explain they're a livestreamer who has people who fuck with them.

 

[AnOminous]

Video compiled by: me
Memes: all of you lovelies.
Too lazy to @ every single meme poster, but I appreciate every single one of you.

The picture of him with a fish is like the happy hobbit version of him before he degenerated into a hideous Gollum.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Bossman really is a perfect demonstration of the phrase 'the unexamined life is not fit for humans'.
In many ways, Bossman is basically a rat hooked up to a morphine drip. He hits a button and gets a release of dopamine, and he'll keep hitting that button no matter what. But the key difference is that the rat doesn't have the ability to evaluate its life; all it knows is that pushing the button makes it feel tingly and good.
Bossman, on some level, understands that his life is shit. But he has this inability to evaluate why it's shit. I don't think he ever has any periods of genuine self-reflection on his conditions and why he's stuck in them. All he knows is that his life is shit, and that throwing money at drugs and gambla makes it briefly less shit.

 

[MadDisaster]

Yeah, I've had to teach myself to try and tune out the background music, especially when he has on that jew retard rapping about dreidels, BLP Kosher or whatever the fuck he's called. Since BMJ's stream volume levels are so fucked, I turn the volume down to about 25% to keep the distortion down when he crack screams "YEAAAAAAAAAAH, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO, CHAT!!! HOLY SHITBALLS!!!!!" which also helps with those tard mush mouth songs in the background.

I thought you were joking, but the guy is actually named BLP Kosher. The Jewish rap game has fallen an awful lot since the Beastie Boys, apparently. But the important question - is he in a gang, and does he have a huge pile of senseless murders on his cv? Will he break through to be the first Jewish drill SoundCloud rapper?

 

[Justtocheck]

After re-watching the Josh btfo'd by BMJ and having a good hearty chuckle, I had a terrifying realization that should have come to me earlier. There are lots of people out there with the attention span of BMJ, who literally has the owner of KF right there telling him his name and not realizing it, who are allowed to VOTE AND HAVE OPINIONS on politics. Plato was right.