Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[basedman]

I'm sure it's been said before, but trooning out gives total losers something else to blame for their shit life. "Its not my fault! It's muh transphonbia!!" And the echo chambers online love bomb them until its too late to go back.

There's of course another subset, that lead reasonably "normal" lives on the surface, but still troon out regardless of how it affects those around them. Case in point

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Out with my wife….​

So this now has happened several times, now. Let me give some background info I, mtf, have been on HRT for several yrs. Not out at work. I’m older in my early 60s. My wife, cis female, is not that accepting, but we have come to loving and supporting relationship, but are not intimate. So when I come home from work and on the weekends I dress as I want and wear women’s cloths (scarves , coat, top, pants, ect.). The clothes can mostly go one way or another and with my longer curly hair I look more feminine, but I’m not try to. I am just me. I usually do not wear makeup.
So we walk into this restaurant and a woman comes over to us and says “greetings ladies, love to have you here. Do you girls want to sit by the window?“ Looking at both me and my wife! I am loving every part of this and want to reach out and hug this women, but my wife looks at me in disgust, does not say anything and we sit down. She just lets it roll off her back and we have a good lunch.
Now I know this eats at her on the inside and this now has happened several times as we have going out. One waiter was so embarrassed that he mistook me for a women he kept on apologizing for the rest of the night. For me, I loved everything about it and just thought, what if I really tried? What if I got my hair done, put makeup on and went all in, all the time. If people are thinking I’m a woman dressed the way I was, maybe I can really do this 100%! I hold myself back all the time and I have been since my 40s. I knew I was girl very young. I would take my sisters and mothers clothes and makeup and wear it in secret. I’ve been holding back for decades, but I’m thinking now might be the time, but then I think what’s a few more yrs until I retire so I don’t have to go thru all that drama at work? I don’t know.
All I am glad about is that I had a small success today and it left me with a big smile.

It doesn't matter that it's fucking his wife up, all that matters is "I get to be my true self." He is more concerned about what his coworkers think.
None of these waiters think you're a woman, they just want to keep their jobs.
Many such cases

This is just funny (different troon):

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I discovered masturbation in a feminine way
Sex talk
I’m wondering if discovering masturbation in a feminine way is common for trans women. I would rub it between my thighs while also rubbing it with my hand. I only switched to the stereotypical man method of masturbation because as I got older I was brainwashed more into believing that I had to “be a man” in all aspects of life.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Cracked open a fresh booster pack, all commons
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Lucky last saved the day, holographic wild Lanza!
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Man that second guy really thinks we're impressed with his backside.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Roommate problems:
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This post just has everything, doesn't it? The delusion about passing, the lack of even minimal levels of assertiveness, the lack of knowledge about actual men (she does not seem aware that men need to have the toilet seat down sometimes too; men don't shit standing up), the need to agonize over small inconsequential decisions like an anxious 13-year-old writing in her diary... it wins Pooner Bingo instantly.

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Edit: come to think of it, one of the most consistent differences between male and female conversation styles I've noticed is that males seem to be far more willing to tell each other about their bowel movements. If she really wanted to try to pass (she still wouldn't, but at least she'd be trying!) she would tell her roommate she needs the seat down because she always gets the shits in the middle of the night, and doesn't want to fall in the bowl while half-asleep. And then go into detail about it.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

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It’s almost like becoming trans is the result of a psychological break? But it couldn’t be a mental illness or some sort of insanity right?

I know they tagged it "humor" but it seems a little tone deaf anyway, considering how people died or how many lives were negatively affected in different ways. (Including theirs obviously, which they don't seem to realise.) Going "teheee trans agenda amirite" should also be seen as rather inappropriate with that crowd that also still loves going on about masks and vaccines.

 

[Liquid_Chriss YaoiEnjoyer]

Jesus christ and I thought trooners were bad forgot pooners were just as bad

 

[gorororo]

Brutus likely comes from the song by The Buttress rather than Roman history (although some tifs like surface level "gay" greek history)

If she's been on Tumblr, she may have been exposed to Caesar & Brutus via ""celebrating"" the Ides of March. Every March 15th, there are lots of memes and posts.

"Transphobe of a high caliber" I found my new bio

 

[Idiot Asshole]

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"Unf yeah doods I'm totally turning into a horny rapebeast, I'm almost 5'4" I could totally overpower my old self, in this moment I am euphoric through my own masculinity"
It's funny because in reality she's probably just grown a little wispy pube beard and gotten a frog voice and that's it

 

[GumballFapper]

Pooner grooms own daughter to become a poon as well

Decided to post this as a response to those who were saying "Nooo pooners are just pathetic little abused gorls, they would never pull the shit troons do" a few pages ago

 

[grenouille crétine]

I still don’t know how I feel about the troons vs pooners debate. There are obviously disgusting pooners, but I just see things like the troons talking about shoving frozen cubes of tomato soup up their asses so they can simulate “periods”. And writing about being jealous of female relatives who were molested as children.

I searched “Lou Sullivan” in the forums and sure enough she’s come up here a few times before—OG pooner from the 80s that still gets brought up as positive “gay trans man” propaganda. Her claim to fame, if you’re not familiar, is the most laudable achievement of dying of AIDS after deceiving True and Honest gay men into fucking her bussy during the AIDS crisis.

Spoiler: Definitely not a fetish

“I took a certain pleasure in informing the gender clinic that even though their program told me I could not live as a Gay man, it looks like I'm going to die like one [that is, of rape-by-deception AIDS].”
-Lou Sullivanwhat a kewl dood!

I also fucking hate the seahorse dads, the Kayden Coleman thread here is such a perfect distillation of everything that makes that type tick. She’s such a deeply selfish, immature, hilarious mess of a human (the freaky shiny and very feminine eyes are just the cherry on top)—but it’s less funny when she insists on posting her dissociating puppet kids and how they definitely know what a vagina is.

Pooner grooms own daughter to become a poon as well

This is why you can’t trust a tran. Their very existence around kids is grooming. They know this on some level, but still choose their delusions over the health of their own family. Something so at odds with reality, and/or with as much psychological hold as a fetish, invariably bleeds out onto innocents around them.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

"I hated everything about my identity, especially the part where my mother could see some of herself in me, so I destroyed that part. Why doesn't she love me any more?"
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You're not inferior to men, you're just different from them. Because you're a woman.
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Let's get it out of the way: Women are inferior to men, ha ha!

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I want to see video of some little dood wrestling and his packer starts slipping around, maybe slides down the leg of his singlet and falls out.

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Having known women who had double mastectomies because of breast cancer, it might never end. That's one of the risks when you carve up the human body and pull stuff out.

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The cognomen doesn't go in the middle, you idiot. It's in the third position. The nomen is in the middle. Your middle name shall be Junius.

Jezz, just go watch some porn or something, figure it out:
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Pooners make me laugh, MTFs make me mad. I went over to r/MTF and the first thing I see is some guy who got caught by his wife, denied it, knocked her up, and now that there's a child in the picture he's going to start living his fetish full time. Pooners are weird scared young women playing pretend, MTFs are cruel, selfish men forcing their fetishes on others.

Pooners are amusing until they pick up firearms. Or knock out and set their GFs on fire. Granted, those are rare instances, but we can't help but notice that pooner violence is becoming more and more common.

 

[Lazy Printer]

Oh yeah I kept getting weird gay test ads on YouTube around late 2022 early 2023. I haven't gotten them in awhile though. No pro-trans videos that I can recall though or I may have not even noticed at the time.

Weird, thats was around the same period that i got then. Very weird. Its time to put my tinfoil hat on.

Roommate problems:

Such delusion, not only she believe that she pass but believes that the only thing that would clock her is some sintcom bullshit. Becuase of course, a men never would ask another to keep the toilet down.

 

[GilaCutter]

Very big. If a woman doesn't walk or at least make some attempt to shut troon shit down the second it manifests, she's made her bed. None of this is to exonerate the troon of course, who is still by all accounts a manipulative sociopathic piece of shit, but enablers tend to get what they deserve one way or another.

Tax:

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"I literally screamed and bit his hand"

I wonder how the dad's supposed transphobia actually manifests.

It always turns out to be a big fat nothingburger with tranny drama queens like these.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Roommate problems:

How about this easiest of all fucking solutions, that doesn’t even bring up your individual bathroom habits: insist the lid stays closed when not in use. Many good reasons to keep the lid of your toilet closed, unless your bathroom needs are truly so extreme that you can’t take the two seconds to lift the lid.

 

[Geraldine]

Let me guess ...
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... "everyone that i have interest in" means online?

 

[Fapcop]

I used to feel this way until my wife pointed out that the pooners are usually the ones recruiting/grooming the hardest on Tumblr, Discord, womens online spaces in general.
Even if it's an army of the sad and molested, it's still an army and ought to be taken somewhat seriously.

Fucking this.

They’re always encouraging people to cut off family and friends. “Your boyfriend doesn’t see you for the REAL you, dump him! Someone will!”

Yes pooners are funny, but they’re also outright malicious and grooming confused young girls HARD.

How about this easiest of all fucking solutions, that doesn’t even bring up your individual bathroom habits: insist the lid stays closed when not in use. Many good reasons to keep the lid of your toilet closed, unless your bathroom needs are truly so extreme that you can’t take the two seconds to lift the lid.

Imagine wanting to be “one of the boys” and the minute you move in with a man, you start bossing him around about the toilet seat, and nagging him about the mysterious “medical condition” that requires you to be a sitpisser.

Fucking pooners man!

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Bisexuality women don't want him either, they have twice the market, if they want pussy they date women, if they want dick they date men. Why would they want a confused mess with broken brains and even broker genitalia?

You underestimate just how mentally ill and desperate for external validation from a male/thumbs up from the queer community most bisexual women nowadays are.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Imagine wanting to be “one of the boys” and the minute you move in with a man, you start bossing him around about the toilet seat, and nagging him about the mysterious “medical condition” that requires you to be a sitpisser.

Fucking pooners man!

This is typical troon stuff, insisting you just want to fit in with the opposite sex and then finding something about typical opposite-sex behavior you don't like and demanding it change to accommodate you.

Male troons supposedly just want to be accepted by women, but the moment women start talking about women's health issues they shriek that they're being triggered and excluded

Pooners supposedly want to be dudes, but then have panic attacks when faced with a disgusting male bathroom or rough behavior/insults.

It's not about being the opposite sex, it's about wanting to be centered and accommodated and pampered while giving nothing in return.

The most amusing part is the way troons inevitably display sex-typical behavior when it comes to this: male troons get angry and confront people, pooners go and agonize about it to their friends.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Sisters, since I started working out I look more like a healthy man than a fat woman. Should I stop exercising and eat go back to my daily large pizza?

No comment:

 

[Law]

This is typical troon stuff, insisting you just want to fit in with the opposite sex and then finding something about typical opposite-sex behavior you don't like and demanding it change to accommodate you.

Gotta violate those boundaries and keep all eyes on you somehow.
Gotta keep chaos and drama and emergencies swirling around you at all times, otherwise you might start thinking about your real problems.
Gotta keep your supporters constantly running around chasing your impossible whims, otherwise they might leave.

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

We are also terrified of talking to each other because we're always getting asked out all the time:
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"I don't pass and my voice sounds like a little girl, why are all these cis-men seeing me as a woman and trying to date me?"

I've asked this before but is the terrible grammar and inability to structure a sentence really just an ESL thing? And if so, then why are there so many retarded ESL trannies on reddit?

Like 80% of these long tranny cry posts are filled with syntaxes errors, spelling mistakes, and everything in between.

Maybe it's a tranny misogyny thing where they think women are inherently stupid so they drink bleach to drop their IQs a little before posting their narcissistic degenerate behavior online?
Does the HRT make you stupid? Does being groomed destroy your grey matter? Are zoomers actually that retarded? I need answers.