"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Historical Strelkov said:
Where did Null get the idea that Pewdiepie was going to troon out because he wanted to learn how to draw anime?

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Secondarily, what did he expect Pewdiepie to do? What kind of business or endeavor would Null create if he had Pewdiepie money?
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I notice the only people upset about Null's take on this are people who do exactly what Pewds does: Badly copy anime art by other artists.

The dude is rich. He could buy every online art course and resource photo pack on the entirety of the Internet for not even a fraction of his wealth, but he copies art from Japanese artists and only has interest in imitating portraits of little girls. He doesn't even credit the artists whose work he steals, because it's all a novelty to him. Guy can't even draw hands, clothes, or bodies. It's all portraits of little girls. Even if he isn't a lolicon, it's pathetic if he's trying to seriously present himself as interested in learning how to draw.
 
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Saw this comment on the last mati archive on youtube. This man is a Positive Polly not a negative Nancy like Null.
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R00T said:
dude jordan duchnycz likely does not meditate daily. he's gone on like 15 plus ayahuasca trips and has fried his brain. of course he's going to see joker when he closes his eyes.
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I bet you didn't even know the pyramids were built from the top down
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Jim comments on the success in his usual fashion
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That would be sick if Josh just started doing meth and returned to his Florida roots
 
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macrodegenerate said:
Since you are on a black history month bent
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In the interest of educating myself during kangruary I decided to read this book.

In short, it’s so horribly written I googled it to make sure it wasn’t parody. However, it’s kinda funny because no dad is mentioned anywhere, they’re poor as shit, and the kid is based because he’s a self loathing negroid.

In the prelude of the story the book describes an old negro storyteller in Africa. In a time before huwhite people ruined everything by enslaving a people already enslaving themselves. Despite it being his job to tell stories he has to wear some magical blanket to remember the stories.

The real story opens up with Jacob Miller. A youthful and vibrant basketball American. He wakes up in, unsurprisingly, a shithole. Having woken up again in a living nightmare Jacob asks his mother to go Christmas shopping. The thing is they’re too poor to afford to go today and when they go he will only get shit presents. The problem is, of course, that his mother spends the little income they receive on the payment on her Dodge Charger, her cricket wireless phone plan, and crack cocaine.

Jacob has now woken up enough to remember the most significant singular problem in his entire life. He’s a fucking nigger. In a righteous fury he screams at his mother, the person most responsible for his future arrest record. He screams about his hatred for niggers and his mom is not a fan because she is a nigger.

Jacob’s little brother, literally named peewee, steps between the pair. This snaps his mom out her blind rage and indignation long enough for her to notice a drug induced hallucination of a man in a pan. She uses this to distract her children from their skin color. Unfortunately Jacob is harder to trick than Peewee so Jacob storms out of the house.

Peewee follows his big brother out into snowy New York. Peewee wants to make a snowman and Jacob rightfully points out that the snow is full of carcinogens and various fluids from the homeless population. Peewee, however, still wants to build the snowman despite the nasty snow. Watching his brother toil in the snow got the better of Jacob’s judgment and he decides to join in. They throw a bunch of random shit on the dirty snowman including the dumb blanket from the beginning. The snowman comes to life and Jacob hates because it is dirty and dark just like a negro.

The snowman speaks to Jacob about how cool the color black is. The first two allegories are literally as follows. How letters in books are important and black, and how the night sky is black except for the interesting to look at part. In the third allegory the snowman finally mentions something human and rational. He mentions violent African warriors. He says to use the memory of their courageous necklacing of the village homosexual as a shield.

The kids’ mom starts yelling loudly for her children in public, as people of melanin usually do. Talking before they face their mother the brothers come to the conclusion not to tell anyone about that nasty snowman they made. They also decide to go collect cans for money for Christmas presents. Jacob warns his brother not to go into the neighborhood crack den looking for any cans even though there are lots of beer cans in there.

That night Jacob wakes up and sees the snowman outside. There’s a big section here where the snowman brings to life a bunch of African historical figures and warriors. I can’t be bothered to actually describe it because it’s just the snowman telling Jacob about how cool niggos are.

On the morning after Jacob wakes up still upset upon remembering that he’s not white. Peewee wants Jacob to go collect cans like they had agreed but you cannot tell vibrant youth what to do. His mother made him his favorite breakfast so he decides she actually deserves a Christmas present so he heads out to help his brother collect cans.

As he goes looking for his brother the crackden explodes. The young jogger Jacob runs towards the dilapidated building. The nigger snowman appears at the scene of the crime and somehow knows that Peewee is in there. They get him out of the burning building as the snowman melts.

That’s the end of the story. There’s like half a page about how the brothers will look for cans to get their mom a Christmas present and then a firefighter picks up the remnants of the gay blanket from the start.
 
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Tuesday's stream is going to be full to the brim, but I thought this might be a good one for the Reddit segment. Guy troons out when his son is 3 months old and humiliates his young family with his fetish.

Some issues with my newly transitioned wife on r/MyPartnerIsTrans

My (31cisf) wife (40mtf) came out as trans in November last year, and went on HRT shortly afterwards. We have been together for 11 years, and it honestly came as a big shock to me. We also have a six month old son, so things have been pretty hectic for a hot minute.

There are a couple of issues that were facing. Firstly, my wife's sense of style has now become very "bimbo-inspired," per her own proud admission. Think midriff tops with "slut" written in pink glittery writing, several inch-high stripper-type heels (even when just going out to run errands), and makeup made up of dark eyeshadow and bright lipstick. She also enjoys wearing waist-length anime-inspired wigs in bright colors. Naturally, we get stared at a lot in public.

I love my wife to bits and I know everything is new and exciting and she's just trying to express herself, but every time that I've tried to communicate to her that maybe her everyday style should be a bit more toned down, she gets very defensive and upset.

Secondly, I think going on HRT has inspired some new fetishes. She talks to me a lot about how she would love for her breasts to produce milk, wants to go on drugs to induce lactation, wants to try out my breast pump, etc. etc. I try to encourage her to explore this new part of herself, but personally am not into that as a fetish.

But apart from the fetish, I've also noticed that she becomes standoffish and makes snarky comments to me if she sees me breastfeed or pump milk for our son. I think she might get dysphoria or be jealous about it. One time I overproduced milk and showed her how much, and she kind of blew up at me saying "we get it, you can make milk, can you please shut the fuck up about it for once?"

I just need some help knowing how to give my wife some gentle pointers on style and how to avoid triggering her dysphoria around breastfeeding.

This comment was a standout among all the other terrible advice -

Let’s hope the style thing is just a phase, the teenage phase of transition. As a gift, why not take her to a professional stylist if you can? Makeup, clothes, the whole shebang. I’m gonna assume that a woman would like these things (I’d hate it but I’m a man at heart, so very bad example, can’t represent a group I don’t feel I’m part of, right?😅) and it could help her out. Help to make her see that she doesn’t need to dress like a teenager to look feminine and beautiful and even make male heads turn.

As for the breastfeeding issue, next time she feels bad about all of that, maybe tell her something like: oh honey, I wish you could experience this too. I know it’s not easy for you. But don’t go into it. Anything else you say can hit a sore spot.
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Secret Messages said:
if anyone wants the contemporary account of the escape from ukraine story here it is. One of my favorite streams.
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How did you get this to upload? I tried and it failed mid-upload several times before I gave up and just posted the link.
 
For the past year or so every take Null has had about le women I have agreed with but recently his takes have gotten more intense. I do not enjoy feminism/incel type of content on either side and I find it a useless and unfun endeavor to engage with. May Andrew Tate and his supporters be burned alive at once.

Therefore I propose that Null make a female version of the news hamster. It will serve the same function as the news hamster but whenever Null is talking specifically about people like Andrew Tate or any discussion of whether women or men are responsible for relationship woes. I will pay, once I get my tax return back, for an artist to commission one.

This type of solution has worked well in the past and I suspect that I would not be the only one who appreciate this solution. This would also save Null time, attention and exasperation as it would reduce the number of people complaining about his takes on women. Rather than simply complain about something I don't like I am trying to find a good solution.
 
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Napoleon III said:
For the past year or so every take Null has had about le women I have agreed with but recently his takes have gotten more intense. I do not enjoy feminism/incel type of content on either side and I find it a useless and unfun endeavor to engage with. May Andrew Tate and his supporters be burned alive at once.

Therefore I propose that Null make a female version of the news hamster. It will serve the same function as the news hamster but whenever Null is talking specifically about people like Andrew Tate or any discussion of whether women or men are responsible for relationship woes. I will pay, once I get my tax return back, for an artist to commission one.

This type of solution has worked well in the past and I suspect that I would not be the only one who appreciate this solution. This would also save Null time, attention and exasperation as it would reduce the number of people complaining about his takes on women. Rather than simply complain about something I don't like I am trying to find a good solution.
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Maybe he can just put a flashing TRIGGER WARNING on screen when he's about to say something positive about women.
 
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