"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Monopoly Supporter]

To correct the latest episode of MATI: YouTube does not make money. It is an infamous loss leader for Google. Video streaming is not cheap. Google keeps YouTube around because it allows them to have a monopoly on long form user generated video content. During the 2010s the only competitors to YouTube that didn't fold were Vimeo and DailyMotion and nobody uses Vimeo and nobody has heard of DailyMotion. Vimeo is paid and DailyMotion is basically a piracy and automated news syndication website with the maximum amount of ads shoved into each square inch. Much of YouTube's decisions make sense when you realize it's about control of content, not making money.

I think that YouTube may be becoming profitable due to YouTube Music, which exists because YouTube has Content ID which is just a database of every song on the planet, along with all the metadata to go along with it. They just had to get a license from the labels (who they already have relations with) and boom they have an immediate competitor to Spotify. Just shove 2 preroll and 1 postroll ad between each song.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Don't feel too worried about the dude that killed his dad and the quote about traitors. I haven't read it, but I know Divine Comedy describes the lowest levels of hell to be a place where traitors are tortured and frozen, and at the center, Lucifer eats Judas' soul for eternity for his betrayal of christ.

 

[Oxyjen]

Been subbed to him for a while, he can do some serious chemistry. One time he made phenytoin (an anti-seizure med) from almond oil and his own piss

I never heard of him before, yet this video was recommended to me yesterday. I do watch MATI via YouTube. The Algorithm also watches.

For the suffer, Angloid segment:
… ah, videos not uploading.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Josh shitting and pissing himself over pewdiepie was pretty funny

Poor guy doesn't know Pewds has been a weeb for well over a decade and is personal friends with a guy calling himself The Anime Man.

 

[Jomi]

Don't feel too worried about the dude that killed his dad and the quote about traitors. I haven't read it, but I know Divine Comedy describes the lowest levels of hell to be a place where traitors are tortured and frozen, and at the center, Lucifer eats Judas' soul for eternity for his betrayal of christ.

And that nigger Brutus. Fuck you Brutus, enjoy the last circle for eternity you traitor.

 

[The Pulverizer]

@Null Appear as a guest on the Lolcow Live podcast. It's the only show on the internet that would be more than glad to have you.

You will listen to fat guys breathing into their mics for 2 hours as you do the same. And I will watch it.

 

[Sneeds]

Metokur addresses the anime haters (Null probably lmao) Also someone called Null a “charisma vacuum” but I didn’t catch it. The chat was also recorded to show you how the pink rabbit’s fans are in their natural habitat.

Only reason I uploaded it to YouTube is because the fucking site kept failing to upload the video 60 times.

 

[Jomi]

The guy at the top is Captain Tom Moore. Magnificent.

 

[Twinkie]

Metokur addresses the anime haters (Null probably lmao) Also someone called Null a “charisma vacuum” but I didn’t catch it.

null has L rizz, exposed

it's tough

 

[waffle]

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The guy at the top is Captain Tom Moore. Magnificent.

Why are shitbulls and Joe Biden pretending to be angels of the Lord to steal everyone's vapes? Ifeel like I missed something...

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Instead of superchatting yesterday I donated to the legal fund.



I know my incredibly amazing and insightful superchats are the highlight of Josh's week and I didn't want to deprive him so here is what I would have superchatted:

"Hey Josh, the starfish of the week is the Choriaster. Please show. Yes it is real."

Spoiler: THE CHORIASTER

 

[RichardMongler]

REQ-page 3-7

this bill isnt gonna do shit to the spics and chiniks who make deepfakes of taylor swift. its a pointless bill.

The only way to get some sort of deterrence with this type of conduct is to be able to directly sue sites themselves, or be able to seek injunctions to take down sites hosting such material. Some mutt in Vietnam with no identifying info online could post this stuff on Twitter—then what can you do besides pressuring Twitter to take it down? And that’s just Twitter. It could be posted on some weird part of the fediverse or something.

Though that type of solution would affect even this site, which might host archives of drama-inciting pictures, so there’s obvious problems with it. I guess the philosophical question is whether AI produced pornography is worse than leaked private nudes, since we can kinda analogize the legal and societal treatment of one to the other.

This entire bill, if it passes, will erode civil liberties as we know them. I can't see this ending anyway but poorly. It'll be interesting to see how the future court cases transpire. I wonder what will happen should a case involving AI porn reach the US Supreme Court.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Null mentioned DJ Chris on stream while talking about the gutter trash on Kick so I thought I'd share a few personal highlights.

Here's Chris getting arrested after his girlfriend (yes, even he has a gf) called the cops on him for a welfare check because of how drunk he was one night.

Here's a good falling down clip. "wow"

Here's Chris talking about sucking some dick. England's straightest man:

Further DJ Chris discussion in the Kick Gutter Trash thread his thread in Internet Famous.

 

[Retink Retunk]

he's just trying to open the clown chakra.

Imagine you meditate daily, you work constantly to achieve enlightenment, and finally you tap into the universe, you open your chakras, and on the other side it's capeshit. It's like that Futurama episode where they beam advertisements directly into your dreams.

 

[R00T]

Imagine you meditate daily, you work constantly to achieve enlightenment, and finally you tap into the universe, you open your chakras, and on the other side it's capeshit. It's like that Futurama episode where they beam advertisements directly into your dreams.

dude jordan duchnycz likely does not meditate daily. he's gone on like 15 plus ayahuasca trips and has fried his brain. of course he's going to see joker when he closes his eyes.

 

[Estate]

Metokur addresses the anime haters (Null probably lmao) Also someone called Null a “charisma vacuum” but I didn’t catch it. The chat was also recorded to show you how the pink rabbit’s fans are in their natural habitat.

Only reason I uploaded it to YouTube is because the fucking site kept failing to upload the video 60 times.

Anime weebshit nerds should be bullied relentlessly. Not because they deserve it, but because an uppity weeb is an incredibly obnoxious faggot, possibly a tranny. They must learn their place as the untouchables they are and never be given an inch.
I know this, because I started watching anime and I'm on weebshit sites.
Fuck them, fuck me, never stop the bullying.

 

[BelUwUga]

I liked the Escape from Odesa segment. I made a movie poster for it using some pilfered stock images/fonts and Proteus AI for the terminal crowd.

I'm struggling to think of a great adaptation of the flavor text to match the OG poster. IIRC the exact year isn't mentioned. Something like: "[Year]. Odesa International Airport is a chaotically inefficient place to depart from. Flight without delay is impossible. Making the bus to your flight is insane."

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Null mentioned DJ Chris on stream while talking about the gutter trash on Kick so I thought I'd share a few personal highlights.

Here's Chris getting arrested after his girlfriend (yes, even he has a gf) called the cops on him for a welfare check because of how drunk he was one night.
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Here's a good falling down clip. "wow"
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Here's Chris talking about sucking some dick. England's straightest man:
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Further DJ Chris discussion in the Kick Gutter Trash thread.

He actually graduated to his own thread a while ago!
But the gutter trash thread has some gems that pop up whenever we go dumpster diving.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I got this in my YouTube recommended. It came out yesterday and already has 2.2 million views on a channel I've never heard of. There is not a chance in hell I'm watching this on account of the gross soyface but it is relevant to Null's interests and could be a fun filler segment on a stream with little content.

he doesn't debunk anything, he just makes american cheese in a clean lab where it won't get the impurities of mass produced under-regulated factory american cheese. Doesn't change the fact the stuff at the store clearly has impurities and little bits of plastic when put under a microscope.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

@Null I was inspired by your Jew plane story