Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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So Vito earns $80,000 over a year for his shitty comic book with Dick promoting him and having the privilege of not being cancelled anywhere. Dick gloats over Null's account being frozen because TOO MUCH money was coming in at once and then Null continues to make over $130,000 in two days.

:) Eat shit and choke on it, Dick and Vito the pedo. Sucks to SUCK!
 
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Juju reply guying to Elon Musk to simp for fucking Catboy Fuhrer himself. :story:
And yet he is still on Xitter, saying stupid shit daily. He really is no better than all of the leftists who decried Musk buying the site, saying they're gonna jump ship, yet they remain, and Juju the cow is right there with them.

If he spent even half of the amount of time he puts into seething on that website, instead into something more productive, he might just be able to write a funny joke one of these days that doesn't include the words "fat women."

But now I'm just wishing for miracles aren't I.
 
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That is so unfathomably stupid it makes my head hurt.

They drew attention to something that was practically guaranteed to make more than Vito's shitty comic.

Good job, retards.
 
That is so unfathomably stupid it makes my head hurt.

They drew attention to something that was practically guaranteed to make more than Vito's shitty comic.

Good job, retards.
You clearly don't understand JuJu's 4D contrarian chess master-strategy of bringing attention to something he doesn't like.
 
Yeah I was gonna post that, but I wasn't sure if it was Dick trying to mock the fund for earning less than Vito, or him trying to mock Vito for taking a year to make as much money as the fund did in a day. I could definitely see the latter because Dick loves to not so subtly humiliate his own co-host.

Not even bothered to archive his twitter anymore because it's unbearable. He's not trying to own Eric July by laughing at one of his Rippaverse spinoffs being called Horseman, and that it's stupid to have a premise about a superhero called Horseman. I do wonder what goes on in Dax's brain, if he tricks himself into believing that this has to be the funniest shit in the world, or he's realised this is such a pathetic hill to die on but still sticks to the fuck Eric July bit because he can never admit he's wrong about anything.
 
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The fact that anyone gave a fat manbaby chomo $80,000 to play-pretend as a picturebook author like he's a child with cancer with the make-a-wish is genuinely pathetic on levels I can't fully articulate.
Id rather give money Christopher the pedophile than you lil bro imagine how funny its going to be when his comic comes out and its shit. Hes going to go awol. Maybe he will beat boogie to the rope.
 
Let it stand as testament to how insufferably unfunny Dax and Vito are, that there is no one on the Farms willing to regularly sit through a single minute of the Dick show to get good clips.

I remember from a previous MATI, that Null made someone comb through a TDS episode for content as a condition to getting unbanned, because that was the only way anyone would actually watch it.

The Dick Show has become the penal colony for the Kiwifarms.
 
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