🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Niggernerd]

It may be him shouting nigger and kike and playing KKK songs triggered a shitlib snowflake at CheckYa. These progressive people won't let a man earn a honest living, smh.

They should know the ralphamale is blacker than black people!

 

[GuntPatrol]

Piggy got plenty of exposure. His problem is he can't make money off it.

The small cadre of paypigs who have enabled him to eke out a living in Mexico have really started to dry up as of late. Pretty soon he's going to have to just embrace the a-lawgs and resort to doing IP2 style IRL streams where trolls pay to send TTS donos to blare racial slurs at the locals. It seems inevitable. I don't know what other options he has. The Retort has been abort[ed], Ralph just refuses to acknowledge it.

 

[Niggernerd]

The small cadre of paypigs who have enabled him to eke out a living in Mexico have really started to dry up as of late. Pretty soon he's going to have to just embrace the a-lawgs and resort to doing IP2 style IRL streams where trolls pay to send TTS donos to blare racial slurs at the locals. It seems inevitable. I don't know what other options he has. The Retort has been abort[ed], Ralph just refuses to acknowledge it.

Ralph just never will. He still thinks he's famous for some reason when even during his peak he wasn't famous outside of the sektur. Wheras Jim and Null will get mentioned outside of the sektur and KC is slowly making strides.
Edit: Ralph does get mentioned but not like the people above, more of a topic as a usual lolcow akin to booger and wings

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Even at his peak he was never the reason people tuned into the Killstream. It was all about the guests

 

[Fornicario]

I don’t think Stripe blocked him. It seems he's just been kicked from a platform that uses Stripe for payouts.
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Okay, I think. I have no fucking idea how any of this works, but if it ends up as another L for Ralph, I'm all for it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

resort to doing IP2 style IRL streams where trolls pay to send TTS donos to blare racial slurs at the locals

That will never happen ralph is too scared to do that. Ralph is a giant pussy. Don't let his ragehog online bravado fool you, Ethan's thread 10000% belongs in the "Internet Tough Guys" subforum. In the old megathread there is perfect examples of this, one clip in particular is great. He's walking with a woman, it might be pantsu I forget who, and she starts talking shit to people loudly and Ralph gets extremely scared and starts shushing her. "Stop shhh stop shhh wtf shhh these people don't fuck around stop plss shhhh". He's a bitch made faggot which is exactly why he attacks women and screams for the police any time a male even looks in his direction IRL.

 

[porkWellington]

The small cadre of paypigs who have enabled him to eke out a living in Mexico have really started to dry up as of late. Pretty soon he's going to have to just embrace the a-lawgs and resort to doing IP2 style IRL streams where trolls pay to send TTS donos to blare racial slurs at the locals. It seems inevitable. I don't know what other options he has. The Retort has been abort[ed], Ralph just refuses to acknowledge it.

Ralph briefly embraced the alogs during his split with AF. If he hadn't already burnt those bridges when he whiffed a potential back in with AF, he might've been the first cow to successfully join and grift off their own alogs.

 

[Rage Pig]

Lol, piggy is so fucked up that, while trying to shit on Daddy Jim, he accidentally admits that his show had it's zenith 6 years ago and is going down the toilet ever since.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Lol, piggy is so fucked up that, while trying to shit on Daddy Jim, he accidentally admits that his show had it's zenith 6 years ago and is going down the toilet ever since.
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Not just that, but this implies the Killstreams zenith coincided with Jim's appearances on it.

Which, let's be real, is the only fucking reason Ralph got a respectable audience in the first place.

What a fat retard.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Lol, piggy is so fucked up that, while trying to shit on Daddy Jim, he accidentally admits that his show had it's zenith 6 years ago and is going down the toilet ever since.
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Freudian slip. In fact a lot of Ralph's personality lines up with Freud's theories, they should really make him a case study. Maybe put him in a jar of formaldehyde like a baby pig, so they can study this hateful, bizarre creature.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Freudian slip. In fact a lot of Ralph's personality lines up with Freud's theories, they should really make him a case study. Maybe put him in a jar of formaldehyde like a baby pig, so they can study this hateful, bizarre creature.

This is probably unnecessary, the alcohol content of his blood is in the process of pickling him as we speak.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Lol, piggy is so fucked up that, while trying to shit on Daddy Jim, he accidentally admits that his show had it's zenith 6 years ago and is going down the toilet ever since.
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"guess when then was?"

Must have learned that grammar in fake journalist school.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

This is probably unnecessary, the alcohol content of his blood is in the process of pickling him as we speak.

I would say the combination of hard drugs and liquor is pseudo embalming him like he is a Mexican mummy, but now we're just splitting hairs.

 

[porkWellington]

Lol, piggy is so fucked up that, while trying to shit on Daddy Jim, he accidentally admits that his show had it's zenith 6 years ago and is going down the toilet ever since.
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Ralph's streams gave people who liked Jim more Jim, but the same could be said of Kumite and Warski Live. Remember when Tonka was considered the worst deadbeat of IBS?

 

[Truly Rural]

We are on good terms now
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My only flaw is having been with Ralph
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I'd like to tell Deni that she should stop talking to sektur's rejects but

wait, so are we just going to pretend these screenshots are the real Deni?

I'm not convinced it's Deni, and I hope it's not. She doesn't have thread here and the best way to not earn one is to ghost everybody who is grasping for clout from her.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Ralph has been panic tweeting about Andrew Wilson. Essentially worried he wont show for the debate tomorrow but I get the impression Andrew just hasn't replied because perhaps he's hanging with his family on a Sunday????

Someone suggests Miles as a guest and Ralph, a few minutes later, announces him as replacing Andrew for the debate tomorrow. I can't help but think that Miles hasn't even agreed to this? Does he ever debate anything??????



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[Franz Joseph]

Ralph's streams gave people who liked Jim more Jim, but the same could be said of Kumite and Warski Live. Remember when Tonka was considered the worst deadbeat of IBS?

Say what you want about Tonka, at least he knew (to my knowledge) to bow out before shit got too bad for him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

hanging with his family on a Sunday

Ralph, fat loser, can’t understand this because there’s no monetization or grift. Imagine spending time with family because you love them, the Ralphamake mind can’t comprehend this

 

[AltisticRight]

They should know the ralphamale is blacker than black people!

That's why even his kisses are black.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

[Insert JAWS meme] We're gonna need a bigger jar...

Freudian slip. In fact a lot of Ralph's personality lines up with Freud's theories, they should really make him a case study. Maybe put him in a jar of formaldehyde like a baby pig, so they can study this hateful, bizarre creature.