🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is also justification for the Woman-Hate thread because despite being a massive pile of shit, he still manages to get relationships with women due to his reckless, impulsive nature and using him for money.

What money? LMAO. No gold digger would get within smelling distance of Ralph. There’s no gold.

The only woman who got any financial gain from Ralph was Alice, who seemed to only cave to hanging out with him thanks to him buying her wish list but thought she sort of safe because of his pregnant girlfriend…and she got molested when passed out as a result.

Pantsu had to suffer the indignity of her dad supporting her and Rozy while being Gunt’s broodmare and housekeep. After Harry pulled his subsidies the relationship was over within three months.

You might have a point if you said they went with piggertits due to the allure of his (negative) online attention. I think Pantsu’s ego bruise from digi trooning out made her mistake Ralph’s BPD, and poorly imitating WWF & HST, for masculinity because she’s retarded.

 

[Rage Pig]

We are on good terms now



My only flaw is having been with Ralph

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

How funny is it that Deni actually calls him "Ralph"

You might as well join the board at this point

 

[deeman]

Oh gee... Oh my... i hope there wont be a Dame Pesos-esque fellow who will translate that whole stream to Mexicanish...

 

[Vesperus]

Deni, on behalf of everyone at https://kiwifarms.st/threads/post-videos-of-people-dying.86179/ please make sure it's filmed in landscape, not fucking vertical.

Thank you

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I got the whole file, Bish


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[Rage Pig]

I got the whole file, Bish
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Posted at 2 AM Merida time.

And I hope you're thinking of me
As I lay down on my gunt
Now the drugs don't work
They just make me worse but I know I'll see your face again

 

[bile demon]

Ralph is justification for the ladies over at the Beauty Parlor creating the Man-Hate thread. He is everything that a die hard feminist hates in a man. Ralph is:
1. A abuser of women
2. A wife beater
3. A child abuser
4. A violent addict
5. A misogynist
6. A gaslighter
7. A coward

Wrong in every detail as always, man-hater. Ralph is not a man, he's a manlet.

 

[Big Mommy]

I got the whole file, Bish
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It'll be Elaine's file on me. I've yet to see her post correct information so I find it hard to get myself feeling properly spooked. I've never hung out with anyone who swatted someone else, if I found out they had I would disown them - that's not behavior I want to encourage and I couldn't trust anyone who thought that was an appropriate response to any situation.

I'm glad I keep you up at night Ralph but Elaine is the one you should be afraid of. She has access to you beyond what most people have, she will turn on you once she feels like it (especially as you keep treating her mean), and she is an actual swatter, someone who proudly wears that label. Looking forward to my entry on ralphretort.livejournal.com

 

[Lidl Drip]

I got the whole file, Bish
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He blocks you on the Ralph account and then keeps reading your tweets and seething on the Killstream account.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

people wanted me to be a buffoon and sperg out but I'm a serious streamer! I should be taken seriously as I react on my podcast to what someone else said on their podcast in reaction to what someone else said on their podcast about what someone said on Twitter!

 

[Art School Admissions]

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My only flaw is having been with Ralph
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You know, the translation “attention bitch” is growing on me.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What money? LMAO. No gold digger would get within smelling distance of Ralph. There’s no gold.

There's only fool's gold in there.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Cope post after stream
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INCOMING PILLSTREAM!

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You may have missed this part , But this was my fav interaction :

 

[AltisticRight]

Cope post after stream
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That's one of the dumbest copes I've seen.
>People wanted me to act like a Pillroach but I didn't but I could have minus the pills and booze
What kind of mental guntnaestics is this? We know you could, you're perpetually on pills and drunk, fatty.

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Post it.
If the ebidance is real, I will personally make sure the user is banished.
However, considering the company Ethan Ralph keeps, such as Corey Barnhill, I doubt there's anything. Just lots of piggy posturing.

There's only fool's gold in there.

There's also gold that Ethan the truffle pig likes to sniff out, or as he calls it, a "black kiss".

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

How is Ralph Gonna be the first Right wing streamer to get an Interpol warrant? It's getting to levels of sheer impressive faggotry that he hasn't been crippled yet.

 

[CringeMomma]

wait, so are we just going to pretend these screenshots are the real Deni?

 

[fridgesama]

It'll be Elaine's file on me. I've yet to see her post correct information so I find it hard to get myself feeling properly spooked. I've never hung out with anyone who swatted someone else, if I found out they had I would disown them - that's not behavior I want to encourage and I couldn't trust anyone who thought that was an appropriate response to any situation.

I'm glad I keep you up at night Ralph but Elaine is the one you should be afraid of. She has access to you beyond what most people have, she will turn on you once she feels like it (especially as you keep treating her mean), and she is an actual swatter, someone who proudly wears that label. Looking forward to my entry on ralphretort.livejournal.com

Poor ralph, he fell for Elaine's "I'm a super smart hacker and coder" gimmick. She uses an apple laptop and takes credit hours later for swattings she had nothing to do with.

She can't even bantz with a Mexican who is ESL lol. Low IQ throw her in the garbage.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Ralph is such a loser that even third world street walkers even regret having to ever of taking him on as a client. Ladyboys from Thailand soon enough if he doesn’t end up doesn’t get Gunted in a fucking oil barrel are going to be taking shots at him. He just finds ways of sinking to new depths that just were only just discovered.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

wait, so are we just going to pretend these screenshots are the real Deni?

They’re embarrassing for Elaine. I’m not sure why she’d post this as a fake just to have her get dunked on by Ralph AND Deni.

But then I remember that Podawful loser exists and does the same thing.