Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Panzerfrau said:
Fuck you @Judge Holden, Patrick entered my dreams too now. You've created a cognitohazard.

Luckily I didn't meet him in person there, but in my dream I was reading a newspaper and came across an article about Patrick being found dead in his apartment, two weeks after his passing, when his neighbors started complaining about "worse than usual" smell. It was noted that cops found his corpse sitting at a computer with Twitter opened. Assumed cause of death was a blood clot/heart attack from getting too upset at atalker children.
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That wasn't a dream, it was a premonition.
 
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Fatty Krueger sneaking into your dreams to pepperonify them all like
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Truly the machine did a marvelous job with his grotesque figure.
Morbidly obese Freddy Krueger
 
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Pisek said:
I've never worked a tipped wage job but I still know that employers have to compensate cash wages up to federal minimum wage if an employees tips don't reach that. However, I've never met a dirt poor server like that, maybe broke after expenses (drugs) but everyone I know who have had tipped service jobs made decent money for the job.
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2.75 an hour? Does this guy live in the 90's? I'm at 10.65 an hour as a delivery driver that gets tips.
 
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Shittus Maximus II said:
2.75 an hour? Does this guy live in the 90's? I'm at 10.65 an hour as a delivery driver that gets tips.
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At least Patrick S. Tomlinson could have been correct for where he lives.

$2.13 or $2.33.

That $0,20 that Jackie was concerned about? “Opportunity employee" means an employee who is not yet 20 years old, during the first 90 consecutive days after the employee is initially employed by the employer.

Jackie was right there in the pockets of the under 18 year old.
 
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Panzerfrau said:
Luckily I didn't meet him in person there, but in my dream I was reading a newspaper and came across an article about Patrick being found dead in his apartment, two weeks after his passing, when his neighbors started complaining about "worse than usual" smell.
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This would be the point I'd realize it was a dream because I'm pretty sure the smell would improve after Fatty died.
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
At least Patrick S. Tomlinson could have been correct for where he lives.

$2.13 or $2.33.

That $0,20 that Jackie was concerned about? “Opportunity employee" means an employee who is not yet 20 years old, during the first 90 consecutive days after the employee is initially employed by the employer.

Jackie was right there in the pockets of the under 18 year old.
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Worth pointing out that, given it's a floor, there could be tipped staff earning more than minimum wage before tips. It depends on the labor market and what both sides agreed the pay should be.
 
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MilkThePig said:
I'm not sure if this has been addressed lately but I feel it's important to remind everyone that Patrick S Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the tin. No bowl; no plate - just straight from the tin...

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Last part I already knew, that was part of his seminar.
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Guess the dude really just can't stand the darkies.
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Sorry if this is a little cringe, but here, have this instead of a longwinded psychoanalysis based on having reached the end of this shitshow of a thread, which we've all seen plenty of.

Fatback Patty, what's in that sack?
Little black children, just the right size.
Fatback Patty, why so catty?
Never been child, nothing but lies.

Off to grind the meat, can't stop to Tweet,
Five thousand times till a stalker-child cries.
Don't know my daughter but I really don't mind,
Because Fatback Patty never paid Quasi's fines.

Little black children, just the right size,
Fine with mash, jackets and fries.
But baked on a pizza is where that shit shines,
Cupped up, oil filled Niggeroni dimes.
 
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
Little black children, just the right size,
Fine with mash, jackets and fries.
But baked on a pizza is where that shit shines,
Cupped up, oil filled Niggeroni dimes.
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I see you've heard of his new business venture!

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Actually went with Google for this one, the (fucking robust) guardrails won't let me make fat people, but they sure will make a mean pizza:

"Generate an image of a cooked slice of pizza. it is topped with black slices of pepperoni. oil is visible in the pepperoni. a closed pizza box is next to the pizza, branded as "Patty Hut". The full box is visible."
 
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Piggle Rick said:
Kiwi bros and cisters I need to show my cow-worker that clip “nice podcast stupid” did about Fat to the tune of a Scissor Sisters song. Please help a bro out.
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Is it this one?

If not check out Motely Poo on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@MotleyPoo
there's some good ones on there

@Null - I know you're up to you neck in other shit, I'm just putting this here as I'm not sure if you have anywhere to submit suggestons for it but - if you ever get around to working on Sneedforo forum software properly with people it would be really helpful if there was a thread by thread media compiler/display/aggregator that could help users find/track posted media/videos/archives for reference in future.
It could be really helpful when updating OPs or checking cow's bullshit
 
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