Crossover Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer - Sektur Swatter, domestic terrorist, depraved psychotic hapa swatter who gets off to attempted murder, had OpSec worse than your grandpa's, DOXED by Discord LMAO.

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

These messages feel like cringey roleplay to me, or as if somebody is having a laugh. Can a ruski farmer confirm whether the Russian is natural? One of Alan's searches was for English-to-Russian translation.

I speak Russian and it looks worse than a google translator. No way a native wrote it, "у тебя было будущее перед тобой" and " с тревожными звонками" just gives it away.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

These messages feel like cringey roleplay to me, or as if somebody is having a laugh.

From your keyboard to God's ear.

There are so many ways some of this looks like tying to troll.

Patrick acting the way he does.
Jackie with the GNAA troll past, her getting Patrick hooked hard, the new comic graphic she's making her identity with PAT in the name while claiming not to know, what sure does appear to be Jackie behind an ID with a torswats name, and hell even her whole cybersecurity pmast.
Whatever the hell is going on with cowbin.

All for what? Chumpchange and Internet ass pats from a select group of people?

The cowbin site and any site with torswats are gonna have as much logging and data capture on 'em as the law will allow so a case can be built.

17 year old males are not for smart moves. But Alan's action are so far past not smart -> dumb -> head on pants dumb -> where is the bottom to the dumb?. Jackie has actual fucking CERTIFICATIONS in cybersecurity and has held positions at Mandiant and doesn't have excuses like a lack of education or youthful hormones.

Oh and second baby daddy Jason - Jackie is gonna drag your ass down with her antics as at some point as people are gonna be looking at you and asking WHY you are around.and how much you approve of all of this bullshit. At the point where your 'trolling' could be taken by a DA as a crime one should really consider taking a step back.

 

[AltisticRight]

Alan does have a future.
The full force of Mutt's Law.

Ok, who added this to the header? LMFAO Thank you for busting my gut.

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Also @AltisticRight good write up on Alan's court documents.

I changed it.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Alan had a pre-trial interview and it went as well as you would expect:

250 pound fatass


Never had any job

Here is something interesting he had a prior criminal record before his swatting case and his character during the interview was "positive".

The court also posted a summary of Alan's first court apperance:
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Notable points: 1) Alan's defense attorney wasn't present, 2) The court found probable cause that Alan committed a crime, 3) His bond wasn't set because the amended motion needs to be heard by the judge at the March 19th hearing.


Sorry for the double post, the editing limit for my previous post had expired.

 

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Hercules from the Sim Land groupchat is claiming "Shade" is the one with access to Alan's PGP:


Shade / @gangiands interacted with Alan a lot last year, and made many appearances in my post about Alan's Sim Land post history. However, according to Sim Land's own "Wall of Shame" channel, Shade turned out to be a scammer

 

[AnOminous]

Notable points: 1) Alan's defense attorney wasn't present, 2) The court found probable cause that Alan committed a crime, 3) His bond wasn't set because the amended motion needs to be heard by the judge at the March 19th hearing.

Such justice. So America. Major criminal proceedings going on without the defendant even being represented by counsel.

I hate this motherfucker's guts but what the FUCK?

 

[mlanguishi]

Such justice. So America. Major criminal proceedings going on without the defendant even being represented by counsel.

I hate this motherfucker's guts but what the FUCK?

They tell you up front you can ask for a lawyer any time, and they have to stop if you do and get one. I've watched many interrogations and it seems most people think they'll look more guilty if they want a lawyer or think they can outsmart the detectives. If you're even brought in as a witness you should get one, but most don't even try.

 

[Twinkie]

It was a court appearance not an interrogation. i don't understand why counsel wasn't present.

 

[Roland TB-303]

They tell you up front you can ask for a lawyer any time, and they have to stop if you do and get one. I've watched many interrogations and it seems most people think they'll look more guilty if they want a lawyer or think they can outsmart the detectives. If you're even brought in as a witness you should get one, but most don't even try.

People are trained to trust the police from an early age. Most law-abiding citizens have minimal contact with the cops so don’t have any reason to think otherwise. They don’t realise it’s the police’s job to fuck you up the ass as hard as possible, some of them don’t care if you’ve even committed the crime. Don’t get me wrong I’m not an ACAB lunatic but if you’re ever questioned by the police just shut the fuck up and say no comment. It’s the best way to keep yourself out of trouble or minimise the damage.

 

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I’m not an ACAB lunatic but if you’re ever questioned by the police just shut the fuck up and say no comment. It’s the best way to keep yourself out of trouble or minimise the damage.

Have a relative who was an officer and fed, and this is exactly what I was told repeatedly from a young age. It's not an ACAB thing at all, this is literally what cops will tell their loved ones. I was also taught that law enforcement would lie their asses off to get you to say whatever they wanted to hear.

Don't be hostile, but also don't volunteer information to police.

 

[AltisticRight]

People are trained to trust the police from an early age. Most law-abiding citizens have minimal contact with the cops so don’t have any reason to think otherwise. They don’t realise it’s the police’s job to fuck you up the ass as hard as possible, some of them don’t care if you’ve even committed the crime. Don’t get me wrong I’m not an ACAB lunatic but if you’re ever questioned by the police just shut the fuck up and say no comment. It’s the best way to keep yourself out of trouble or minimise the damage.

I wouldn't trust a badged American fascist pig to mow my damn lawn, let alone executing the law correctly (without executing me for reaching my pockets to get an ID of course).
There's friends and relatives who are in law enforcement, and they'll repeatedly tell people to just "shut up and say nothing". Don't pull out your own rope and slowly concoct a loop, then slip it around your own neck.

In certain areas, pigs can legally lie or even "look for crimes" by just picking on people they deem "questionable".
Black? You must have weed or something.
Tattoos? You must be a member of a gang.
Woman? Sorry but officer Cletus is here for a traffic stop, better show those honkers.
The list goes on.

 

[Nonfloating Jellyfish]

People are trained to trust the police from an early age. Most law-abiding citizens have minimal contact with the cops so don’t have any reason to think otherwise. They don’t realise it’s the police’s job to fuck you up the ass as hard as possible

I met Alan a couple months ago, no idea he was torswatter or anything. One time we were having a very awkward conversation and he saw two US marines walking by and got all fidgety and stammery, started walking in place like a little kid and pointing at them like 'the-the marines...'. then he just walked off without saying goodbye to go talk to these marines and polish the shoes. they looked about as thrilled as you can imagine, they were trying to be polite but kept walking while he just sorta awkwardly followed them asking more questions. he mentioned several times that a family member of his was in basic training. im not anti-patriotic I come from a military family so to me marines are just marines I respect them but im not gonna salute em on the streets, however he seemed genuinely enamored with them like they were toy soldiers or space marines from the warhammer or something. he is also not nearly as highly intelligent as his neighbors claim, but he thinks he is, mentioned he was majoring in physics and knew a thing or two about this and that. So yeah, pleading not guilty, thinking he is very smart when he clearly hasnt got a clue, no lawyer present during his appearance, and unbridled respected for authority, he is majorly fucked. He will be lucky if they keep the sentence at 65 years. Can't wait for the JCS video.

 

[jimmybags]

I met Alan a couple months ago, no idea he was torswatter or anything. One time we were having a very awkward conversation and he saw two US marines walking by and got all fidgety and stammery, started walking in place like a little kid and pointing at them like 'the-the marines...'. then he just walked off without saying goodbye to go talk to these marines and polish the shoes. they looked about as thrilled as you can imagine, they were trying to be polite but kept walking while he just sorta awkwardly followed them asking more questions. he mentioned several times that a family member of his was in basic training. im not anti-patriotic I come from a military family so to me marines are just marines I respect them but im not gonna salute em on the streets, however he seemed genuinely enamored with them like they were toy soldiers or space marines from the warhammer or something. he is also not nearly as highly intelligent as his neighbors claim, but he thinks he is, mentioned he was majoring in physics and knew a thing or two about this and that. So yeah, pleading not guilty, thinking he is very smart when he clearly hasnt got a clue, no lawyer present during his appearance, and unbridled respected for authority, he is majorly fucked. He will be lucky if they keep the sentence at 65 years. Can't wait for the JCS video.

Can you tell us more about him? What he was like, how you got to know him etc. and why were you hanging out with a 17 year old, lol.

 

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mentioned he was majoring in physics and knew a thing or two about this and that.

This part makes this believable to me, since he's mentioned before that he's good at math and offered to help a Sim Land member with his homework.

Do you have anything to verify that you knew him? Like a picture with him or something? What's the general reaction from other people who knew him?

 

[Nonfloating Jellyfish]

Can you tell us more about him? What he was like, how you got to know him etc. and why were you hanging out with a 17 year old, lol.

I had a class with him. He was very awkward. Talked alot but oftentimes had nothing to say, said something about how the Romans only valued women as sex objects because they made statues of Venus with no arms or head, just emphasizing the b-boo-breasts. I dont think he knew those statues were damaged over time and originally were full bodies with arms and heads or was intelligent enough to put the obvious together. Unkempt hair, filthy neckbeard, he wore a finnish military cap (for some untold reason) to class every single day no matter the weather, with gym shorts. He smelled. Very bad, there were some days you couldnt sit near him.

Had no clue he was 17 until a couple days ago when I saw his face in the news. He was attending college classes and hes a big guy in both directions, tall and fat, with prominent neckbeard. Honestly thought he was in his mid-20s or something before this happened. Believe me I regretted trying to make friends with him almost immediately. I felt kinda bad for him cause I was kinda awkward in my younger years too but I had no idea what I was getting myself involved with. He kept asking me if I liked Hearts of Iron. Like, 3 or 4 times, would just ignore that I said 'No' the last time and ask me again the next day.

This part makes this believable to me, since he's mentioned before that he's good at math and offered to help a Sim Land member with his homework.

Do you have anything to verify that you knew him? Like a picture with him or something? What's the general reaction from other people who knew him?

I checked the older pages of this thread and saw something about Wraith or Angmar or one of his discord accounts with lotr larp names mentioning physics and electronics and thats when I knew it was all real lol. This is all an extremely surreal experience for me.

there were pictures of him in a college club but the professor has purged any sight or mention of him since he was in the local news. I feel bad for her since he had a pretty high rank in that club, her head must be spinning trying to process all of this. I think I saved one of them before this all happened just because he looked like such a bizarre character. Some unholy spirit compelled me to save that damnable picture and now I know why. Its buried in my downloads tho, will take weeks to find it. He was an ASO officer at the local college, which pops up if you google his name, but if you visit the website his information has been purged from that as well.

I have this single picture which he uploaded to one of the college discords, somehow forgotten by the mods. Not sure if this account of his has been mentioned in any previous screencaps or posts, but I guarantee this is him given the 'paimon'. This account has been removed from the server, and this is the only post that shows when searching its name. I think he uploaded it ironically since the discord is very left wing, being a college setting.

 

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I guarantee this is him given the 'paimon'.

Lmao, yep - the Paimon alias was mentioned in the FBI report.

This account has been removed from the server, and this is the only post that shows when searching its name. I think he uploaded it ironically since the discord is very left wing, being a college setting.

Could you share a screencap of that Discord profile?

 

[AltisticRight]

had a class with him. He was very awkward. Talked alot but oftentimes had nothing to say, said something about how the Romans only valued women as sex objects because they made statues of Venus with no arms or head, just emphasizing the b-boo-breasts. I dont think he knew those statues were damaged over time and originally were full bodies with arms and heads or was intelligent enough to put the obvious together.

The Sektur is filled with 170+ IQ big brained individuals.

there were some days you couldnt sit near him.

Also, what benefits does a school have from running their own DISCORD server. Get your shit together, American education system.

Oh, while you're at it, are you able to just search his Discord name and dump all the stuff he's posted?
Also, please right click on his profile and inspect element using the Discord webclient, and extract his ID. Likewise, you can turn on "developer mode" and just copy it by right clicking his profile.
See this: https://www.businessinsider.com/guides/tech/discord-id?international=true&r=US&IR=T

 

[Nonfloating Jellyfish]

Lmao, yep - the Paimon alias was mentioned in the FBI report.


Could you share a screencap of that Discord profile?

Sure. He seems to have used two accounts on the college; I'm not sure why, maybe he realized the first account was tied to one of jonah's servers or something. I dont have any records of what the deleted accounts tag was before it was deleted, but someone replied to it with "Alan", and the kinds of meme videos they uploaded strike me as his type of humor so I am pretty sure it's him.

actually, I have just found a picture that is making me suspect that nobody in the club knew that 'moonlight paimon' was Alan. He might have left the server and deleted the pictures himself earlier or something. I found this very strange post, the last one labeled 'happypride'. its a 'coming out' of moonlightpaimon, with some picture of someone I dont recognize from the club. he might have used some obscure tranny from /soc/ or something (a google image search brought up nothing for me). I think the deleted account used alans real name, and the paimon account was an alt that he invited since he had a high rank, unless this is just a major coincidence and a former member of the club just happened to be a fellow paimon fan. but the trans sonic hedgehog really seems like alans style. good lord what was this retard thinking, bringing this kinda crap to a school server

Also, what benefits does a school have from running their own DISCORD server. Get your shit together, American education system.

Oh, while you're at it, are you able to just search his Discord name and dump all the stuff he's posted?
Also, please right click on his profile and inspect element using the Discord webclient, and extract his ID.

I dont know, everything has changed since covid. I have a strange feeling Alan might have been the one to suggest discord as the platform for the club to use. he seems to have been heavily involved in it. and I appear to have been wrong, they didnt delete all of his posts, but his account is not in the server and nothing shows when searching name. I am a boomer when it comes to tech so gimme a minute. might be a bit before my next reply, have some errands to run as well

 

[Twinkie]

Is that him? How'd he get so fucking fat? Maybe he was put on anti-psychotics...

 

[AltisticRight]

I have a strange feeling Alan might have been the one to suggest discord as the platform for the club to use. he seems to have been heavily involved in it. and I appear to have been wrong, they didnt delete all of his posts, but his account is not in the server and nothing shows when searching name.

If I were some basement dwelling neet psychopath that knows computers somewhat well and wanted to gather blackmail material on my peers, step one would be opening up a Discord server. Step two would involve a script that constantly scrapes all the posts for extortion in the future.

Is that him? How'd he get so fucking fat? Maybe he was put on anti-psychotics...

That's not him, I did find a similar photo:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FemboyFashion/comments/11825gi/crop_tops_make_me_feel_much_more_feminine_w/
It appears to be some femboy trend, there's many other photos of men crossdressing this way.
He likely stole it from Reddit of all places.
#TrannySwatter