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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
I did hear doing gay shit with the boys is a sign that you're straight and you're gay if you don't. I guess LP missed that part.
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I recall a mortarman and machine gunner getting into a tiff once over which one of them was a faggot. The Gunner proposes he'll prove his case by sucking the mortarman's dick to completion with out getting a boner himself, thus proving he is straight and the mortarman the fag. Mortarman refused, which under the complex and unwritten code of verbal dueling among the infantry, was a forfeit that confirmed he was gay.
 
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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
I recall a mortarman and machine gunner getting into a tiff once over which one of them was a faggot. The Gunner proposes he'll prove his case by sucking the mortarman's dick to completion with out getting a boner himself, thus proving he is straight and the mortarman the fag. Mortarman refused, which under the complex and unwritten code of verbal dueling among the infantry, was a forfeit that confirmed he was gay.
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Stories like that remind me why I don't miss the Army for even a moment.
 
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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
I really don't understand about how of the nations with conscription, the Finns nailed joking about the absurdities of military life best of all.
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Personally, I don't consider any military incapable of conscription a serious one at all. Then again, I do think it would at least dispel a lot of myths people have about what military-grade actually means.
 
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The Grognard said:
Personally, I don't consider any military incapable of conscription a serious one at all. Then again, I do think it would at least dispel a lot of myths people have about what military-grade actually means.
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Agree but what I was getting at is in my experience, conscripts don't really care about their time and rarely bring it up. Finns treat is a something to joke about and put out shitposts any one who's been in the military can understand with out speaking the language. Impressive given Finns reputation for not exactly being sociable.
 
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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
Agree but what I was getting at is in my experience, conscripts don't really care about their time and rarely bring it up. Finns treat is a something to joke about and put out shitposts any one who's been in the military can understand with out speaking the language. Impressive given Finns reputation for not exactly being sociable.
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Well, for that I think there's two reasons: We know what needs to be done for Finland and have a good sense of humor about it. Refer to the following chart to see who actually are serious about their country.

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The Grognard said:
Well, for that I think there's two reasons: We know what needs to be done for Finland and have a good sense of humor about it. Refer to the following chart to see who actually are serious about their country.

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Thank you for your service to military humor and awkward yet high level goalies, Pekka.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
/k/ has fallen, millions must fedpost

Checked the thread myself, good to see a few people seeing through the faggotry.
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Ngl if this was started by LP, this will backfire on him hard.
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/K/ board gives me hope and history legends has proven to be the smarter guy here.
cia-log said:
No that was real. There's a photo of him with blood all over his face from being shot in the head:

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which makes it more bizarre that his kill count was exaggerated to sell books. His life was fascinating just the way it was, it didn't need embellishment.

Also did lazerpig die? His own thread seems like it's not even about him anymore.
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He's just not posting as much on Twitter, discord and probably has some shill accounts stalking the autism thunderdome and this thread. I think NAFO and spergs like lazerpig are scared of giving the Z/Vatnik types ammunition with his homosexual perverted stupidity.
To be fair you can hate the CRP rip level shills and support Ukranian rights to derussify Ukraine without being a NAFO tard.
Personally I think someone should see if Spaghetti kozac is there. Because he's definitely on NAFO level stuff.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Hockey be a wild sport.
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And goalies are a special breed.
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Anyway, I asked this in pophistory to no avail but I'm pretty sure we've talked about this series here and we have a high concentration of planefags. An actual good Australian military historian has been covering the Falklands War in depth. Highly recommend. But one of the things that keeps coming up is that while striking the Royal Navy, the Argentine AF had to make border line mast height bombing runs. Under the minimum arming altitude of their 1000 pounders, so a ton of great flying got negated by their hits being reduced to dropping a big rock on the ship. This went on for multiple days and sorties but they kept doing it and losing pilots on the return. They had to know what was happening. Was there not a way to fit a time fuze or disarm the safety on a Mk.83? The Argentine Navy had more bang for the buck because their strikes were with 500 lb Mk.82s fitted with the Snakeeye retardation kit. Could they not grab the Mk.82s from the Navy after they were proven to actually detonate? Both were flying A-4s, just different variants.

plane scientists please respond
 
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LeChampion1992 said:
/K/ board gives me hope and history legends has proven to be the smarter guy here.

He's just not posting as much on Twitter, discord and probably has some shill accounts stalking the autism thunderdome and this thread. I think NAFO and spergs like lazerpig are scared of giving the Z/Vatnik types ammunition with his homosexual perverted stupidity.
To be fair you can hate the CRP rip level shills and support Ukranian rights to derussify Ukraine without being a NAFO tard.
Personally I think someone should see if Spaghetti kozac is there. Because he's definitely on NAFO level stuff.
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Spaghetti Kozak (TOTALLY AN UBER COMMANDO Taking back Crimea this summer Guize) is DEFINITELY here, coping and seething. Dude is 1. A journalist (strike 1) and 2. A NAFOtard (strike 2) and 3. A wannabe somebody (strike 3).

I love how he'd shit all over the USA and US military power in his YouTube channel yet now he's on Twitter begging for US help.

Dudes almost as much of a whiny faggot as LP and Animarchy but at least he's playing war tourist.
AeroGavin Rossdale said:
And goalies are a special breed.
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Anyway, I asked this in pophistory to no avail but I'm pretty sure we've talked about this series here and we have a high concentration of planefags. An actual good Australian military historian has been covering the Falklands War in depth. Highly recommend. But one of the things that keeps coming up is that while striking the Royal Navy, the Argentine AF had to make border line mast height bombing runs. Under the minimum arming altitude of their 1000 pounders, so a ton of great flying got negated by their hits being reduced to dropping a big rock on the ship. This went on for multiple days and sorties but they kept doing it and losing pilots on the return. They had to know what was happening. Was there not a way to fit a time fuze or disarm the safety on a Mk.83? The Argentine Navy had more bang for the buck because their strikes were with 500 lb Mk.82s fitted with the Snakeeye retardation kit. Could they not grab the Mk.82s from the Navy after they were proven to actually detonate? Both were flying A-4s, just different variants.

plane scientists please respond
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They flew so low to get under the RN's radar picket and the ships radar horizon to avoid SAMs. The Argentine AF A-4s strafed the ships with guns and used everything they had. However you're right that their bombs just didn't have time to fuze.

As far as I've read the Argentine air force didn't have and didn't train with Snakeeye kits, for whatever reason. The Navy did.



They DID convert a C-130 into a bomber 😎


Edit, can't upload the excellent pictures from a book "Wings of the Malvinas"
 
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Falcos_Commisar said:
Spaghetti Kozak (TOTALLY AN UBER COMMANDO Taking back Crimea this summer Guize) is DEFINITELY here, coping and seething. Dude is 1. A journalist (strike 1) and 2. A NAFOtard (strike 2) and 3. A wannabe somebody (strike 3).

I love how he'd shit all over the USA and US military power in his YouTube channel yet now he's on Twitter begging for US help.
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He also ran home to "lobby" during the fighting in Bakhmut

That deranged commie faggot, and others like CivDiv, will flee before the curtain falls and will be a fucking liability if he makes it back.
 
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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
And goalies are a special breed.
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Anyway, I asked this in pophistory to no avail but I'm pretty sure we've talked about this series here and we have a high concentration of planefags. An actual good Australian military historian has been covering the Falklands War in depth. Highly recommend. But one of the things that keeps coming up is that while striking the Royal Navy, the Argentine AF had to make border line mast height bombing runs. Under the minimum arming altitude of their 1000 pounders, so a ton of great flying got negated by their hits being reduced to dropping a big rock on the ship. This went on for multiple days and sorties but they kept doing it and losing pilots on the return. They had to know what was happening. Was there not a way to fit a time fuze or disarm the safety on a Mk.83? The Argentine Navy had more bang for the buck because their strikes were with 500 lb Mk.82s fitted with the Snakeeye retardation kit. Could they not grab the Mk.82s from the Navy after they were proven to actually detonate? Both were flying A-4s, just different variants.

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I'm saving the second half for work tomorrow tbh. I am excited that he went into enough autistic detail to make us discuss bomb fuses
 
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