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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 15 71.4%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • Total voters
    21
Ralph hinting at Total Horse Death

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SargonF00t said:
Ralph hinting at Total Horse Death

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Same old same old with this fat loser. Always trying to come off as having all the advantages and being some kind of mastermind - when he's just about the most pathetic person on the internet.
The few people that still eat this up never stop to ask themselves how it is that this mastermind has had the most incredible sequence of failures over the past few years, taking him from making 1000s pr stream to living in hiding in a Mexican metal coffin.
 
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Not Even Twice said:
Same old same old with this fat loser. Always trying to come off as having all the advantages and being some kind of mastermind - when he's just about the most pathetic person on the internet.
The few people that still eat this up never stop to ask themselves how it is that this mastermind has had the most incredible sequence of failures over the past few years, taking him from making 1000s pr stream to living in hiding in a Mexican metal coffin.
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I still partially believe its a sunk fallacy. They're probably long time paypiggies so feel the need to defend their product. But mostly because his fans consist on incels from AF (still) and dents still hoping for the killstream "glory days"
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
There's no W when it comes to Pantsu because he chose to impregnate her and marry her to begin with. Nothing he could do now will change that their relationship going sour was ultimately his own fault. She's a shitty person too but he could be making better choices with his life.
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Let him never forget he used to call her hot and brag about her brown nipples being hot pink
 
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Cad an Hell said:
Ralph has been panic tweeting about Andrew Wilson. Essentially worried he wont show for the debate tomorrow but I get the impression Andrew just hasn't replied because perhaps he's hanging with his family on a Sunday????

Someone suggests Miles as a guest and Ralph, a few minutes later, announces him as replacing Andrew for the debate tomorrow. I can't help but think that Miles hasn't even agreed to this? Does he ever debate anything??????

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Dumped by his girlfriend, eviscerated by his E-Daddy. But the Ralphamale is still the biggest winner in the sektur. Why? Because he burned a bridge with one of the few retards dumb enough to come on his show for boring debates. Not only that, he replaced him with Lord Miles! Wow, much winning.
And he really sees this as a huge W. How can you tell? The pathetic, sad sack of pigshit made no less than 12 tweets, retweets and pinned tweet about this world shaking event:
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph, lying on the streets of Portugo with his orbital cracked and blood leaking out of his mouth: "heheh they have no idea that this is actually a win for me"
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You say this in jest but he unironically thought he looked cool. Which is why he shared the pictures. "Look at how I got stomped the fuck out by a purse stealing Moor, I'm very cool"
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Rage Pig said:
Dumped by his girlfriend, eviscerated by his E-Daddy. But the Ralphamale is still the biggest winner in the sektur. Why? Because he burned a bridge with one of the few retards dumb enough to come on his show for boring debates. Not only that, he replaced him with Lord Miles! Wow, much winning.
And he really sees this as a huge W. How can you tell? The pathetic, sad sack of pigshit made no less than 12 tweets, retweets and pinned tweet about this world shaking event:
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Piggy thinks that he can be a true Internet Tough Guy, more than of Fatrick or other ITGs combined, the "best" big man of Da Sektur. I am surprised how much he can kept up with his "ITG" persona without squealing like a pig when normies or ayylawgs deflect his bullshit. Gunt is truly the Internet Tough Guy of all time. Keep on SUEEEEEEEEEY and lookin' cool, winnin' against yer ayylawgs Ralphamale! :diddler:
 
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Niggernerd said:
Didn't he also say real men get their asses beat or something lmfao
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Thatā€™s just part of his wrestling LARP. He doesnā€™t understand the meaning of what whoever heā€™s LARPing as was trying to say.

What they were trying to say, Iā€™d guess, is that the only way to ensure that you donā€™t suffer a loss is to not fight in the first place. If you choose to fight for a living, then you must prepare yourself for loss because in the end thereā€™s no one truly undefeated.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
LARP
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Speaking of LARPing, another great part of the whole portugal 1.0 is how it started "I was fighting 4v1" "I was fighting 3v1" "I was fighting 2v1 and Sergio was 1v1 next to me" "Actually it was just 1 guy and I was laying in the road trying to get up"
Fucking lol.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Speaking of LARPing, another great part of the whole portugal 1.0 is how it started "I was fighting 4v1" "I was fighting 3v1" "I was fighting 2v1 and Sergio was 1v1 next to me" "Actually it was just 1 guy and I was laying in the road trying to get up"
Fucking lol.
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He can suey whatever he wants with his pig-sized ego, saying he has big strong fists and a tall stature like a skitzofag; but LARPing is not going to make normies stop mocking you because you have brawling "skills" comparable to swollen and soggy noodles; being five foot one and FAAAAAAAAAAT with a protruding gunt whenever he wore something to cover him. He was the living epitome of public indecency (the Internet Tough Guy variant) and a massive pussy that has created an unholy pig and horse hellspawn with his former steed; and tried to ran away and then caught again straight up from him showing where he was, because he is a retard that has the amount of chromosome counts and IQ comparable to an inbred pig; as well as his inability to counter the fuck back with courage against his ayylawgs or detractors; especially when he taunts at Tardski to fight back; and then ran away like a pussy.
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