Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Cane Skretteburg]

Bossman was being obnoxiously loud and woke up Rat Dad.
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I could talk shit to my dad, but if I talked shit to my mom, a smack in the chops was on my menu that night.

Once, influenced by seeing a friend behave this way at his home, I thought it was a good idea to call my mom a bitch. That word was not even out of my mouth before my dad informed me in physical language that that shit did NOT fly under his roof.

I was always amazed as a kid at the shit parents put up with. Because I didn't get away with that shit. At least not at home. Now at school I got away with murder.

Pretty much this. At risk of sounding like a boomer, all of Boss’s problems (degenerate gambling, crack smoking, leeching on his parents, etc.) could have been solved by getting his ass absolutely beaten like a rented mule when he started acting like this as a teenager.

 

[AnOminous]

Damn it feels good to be a rat.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Video uploads are fucked, I can't upload the clip of him accidently felting himself (again). So here's some more chat seething

Spoiler: more seething

And some GIFs for good measure

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Austin changed his banner on his Kick channel:

I thought it wasn't quite right so I decided to fix it for him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Austin changed his banner on his Kick channel:
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I thought it wasn't quite right so I decided to fix it for him.
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The first is very classic Bossman. The second is absolutely bespoke Bossman

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Some retard asks Austin for his $55 back right after he lost it all.

The problem with trying not to draw attention to yourself when Bossman's losing is his hot streaks are so short. Imagine you see Bossman on a heater and think now would be a good time to ask for you money back, most days you have mere seconds (during which he's usually not looking at the chat) before it all returns to nothing.

 

[PositiveMonk]

The problem with trying not to draw attention to yourself when Bossman's losing is his hot streaks are so short. Imagine you see Bossman on a heater and think now would be a good time to ask for you money back, most days you have mere seconds (during which he's usually not looking at the chat) before it all returns to nothing.

The problem is giving Bossman money and expecting anything back. Giving Bossman money is like giving your kid up for adoption, you know you're never going to see it again, and that's okay.

 

[Big Cat]

The problem is giving Bossman money and expecting anything back. Giving Bossman money is like giving your kid up for adoption, you know you're never going to see it again, and that's okay.

if Stake would've just given bossman an extra $100 this would've never happened in the first place and he would be rich right now he was that close.

"Some retard asks Austin for his $55 back right after he lost it all."

Should've asked him while he was winning. He still wouldn't give it but at least you do not get banned.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

if Stake would've just given bossman an extra $100 this would've never happened in the first place and he would be rich right now he was that close.

"Some retard asks Austin for his $55 back right after he lost it all."

Should've asked him while he was winning. He still wouldn't give it but at least you do not get banned.

The key is to ask when he's up fat and high as a kite off of gamba winning at which point you might actually get an "I gotchu"

You still won't get your money back 95% of the time but it's the best shot you have.

 

[AnOminous]

The key is to ask when he's up fat and high as a kite off of gamba winning at which point you might actually get an "I gotchu"

You still won't get your money back 95% of the time but it's the best shot you have.

I always wonder about that retard who asks BMJ for a payback when he's seething about just getting felted again. What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

 

[Kees H]

BasedmanJack gets based about trannies for a moment here.

 

[AnOminous]

BasedmanJack gets based about trannies for a moment here.

I now regret being a rat. Fuck troons trying to give BMJ a pickle surprise.

 

[Kees H]

Part two of his rant (I thought he was done ). FUCK JOE BIDEN AND TRANNIES. Holy based.

 

[SandyCat]

I now regret being a rat.

Join the Civic bros. We are the most based BMJ enjoyers

 

[Collections Agent]

The key is to ask when he's up fat and high as a kite off of gamba winning at which point you might actually get an "I gotchu"

You still won't get your money back 95% of the time but it's the best shot you have.

I can't believe there's a legitimate meta for getting your loan back from BMJ lmao

BasedmanJack gets based about trannies for a moment here.

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Holy shit dude it's a shame he was just featured because this is insane

HE CALLED SJWS SLIMY LITTLE WEIRD CREATURES LMFAOOOOO

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Even a retarded crackhead can tell men and women apart. Tranny bros, it's so fucking over...

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Accidentally felts himself (again) by hitting on a 18. A fake ending with a fade out ensues

 

[DOORSTUCK]

"If you really think you're trapped in a male's body and you think you're a female, that's fine. I have nothing against you.

I'm just not going to view you as a woman."

 

[FeralReferee]

That tranny mod (pika, I think?) is absolutely FELTED

 

[Kees H]

Bossman hits a 20x on Limbo, doesn't realise it (crack is a helluva drug) and gets confused for a bit. Of course he starts chasing another 20x and loses most of the profit.