Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[WelperHelper99]

They used to be $0.99 or less. Consoomers ruin everything.

To be fair it was a Rubbermaid, but yes, it's bullshit

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

watertok is one of the fuuniest things ever happened. Grown women making fucking potions, CrAfTInG ice-cubes and have meter upon meter of water acessories.
Its so damn retarded i can¨t look away, especially since they LIVE for this and take it so damn serious!

as I said before this is why america is fucked. fat nurses and fucking flavored water.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

how about them cool reusable stone ice cubes

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

how about them cool reusable stone ice cubes

I found these to not keep my beverage cool for very long. I don't know if my choice of glass was shit but me and a friend get whiskey glasses and tried em with some bourbon.
We were so disappointed, shit was still room temp and the stones were already warm. The drink was kept in the room at room temp, but that shouldn't be a problem should it?

 

[John Titor]

Dear Conroy family, I know it's been a hard year for you after Kevin Conroy's death but you should consider selling his likeness to Warner Brothers so he can continue appearing in products for me to consoom.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I found these to not keep my beverage cool for very long. I don't know if my choice of glass was shit but me and a friend get whiskey glasses and tried em with some bourbon.
We were so disappointed, shit was still room temp and the stones were already warm. The drink was kept in the room at room temp, but that shouldn't be a problem should it?

i think those keep cold drinks cold longer, they obviously won't cool a drink any if they're not cold already
you can pop em in the freezer

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

i think those keep cold drinks cold longer, they obviously won't cool a drink any if they're not cold already
you can pop em in the freezer

Yes ofcourse the stones were cold. The drink just was room temperature. I am somewhat retarded but but even I can manage that. I was just saying that the amount the stones cooled the whiskey down was negligible at best and does not compare to ice.
The stones we took out the freezer did also not feel that cold. Even though we left them for a whole day. Maybe that was too short and it was a user error.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Yes ofcourse the stones were cold. The drink just was room temperature. I am somewhat retarded but but even I can manage that. I was just saying that the amount the stones cooled the whiskey down was negligible at best and does not compare to ice.
The stones we took out the freezer did also not feel that cold. Even though we left them for a whole day. Maybe that was too short and it was a user error.

check the expiration date on your stones

 

[glass_houses]

Yes ofcourse the stones were cold. The drink just was room temperature. I am somewhat retarded but but even I can manage that. I was just saying that the amount the stones cooled the whiskey down was negligible at best and does not compare to ice.
The stones we took out the freezer did also not feel that cold. Even though we left them for a whole day. Maybe that was too short and it was a user error.

Stones are also porous, regardless of their density, so it's pretty much impossible to get them absolutely clean. Low porosity =/= no porosity. They're one of those gifts that look cool but really don't stand up to actual use.

I don't mind the idea of novelty ice cubes, and most novelty ice cube trays seem to be able to double as chocolate moulds anyway. Sometimes it's nice to have a theme night or party or whatever.

Edit: I just went and looked them up. The stones I remembered seeing were granite, but apparently most drink stones are made of soapstone, which is non porous.

HOWEVAH: soapstone is very soft and scratches easily, creating tiny imperfections on the surface where contamination can build up. So my point about cleanliness stands.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I found these to not keep my beverage cool for very long. I don't know if my choice of glass was shit but me and a friend get whiskey glasses and tried em with some bourbon.
We were so disappointed, shit was still room temp and the stones were already warm. The drink was kept in the room at room temp, but that shouldn't be a problem should it?

This is why I just drink my whisky straight.

 

[CHARizard]

I have no idea who I pissed off at Xitter, but my recommended feed is full of people like this. I have no clue who I interacted with to feed me fucking Star Wars shill takes but I gotta mute em.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I almost posted a video about reeeestocking aesthetics yesterday, it featured this woman. I guess I'll post it now. Watch at least the first segment featuring the artisan ice cubes.

I saw it, it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Like ice, when stored, melts and refreezes, just ever so slightly. So eventually she is going to have a drawer that is a massive blob of frozen cold brew or whatever stupid juice ball she has in there.

Now, I do understand that cocktail people get a little autistic about ice, but this isn't that. This is just frozen balls in a drawer.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

If I really want to make ice, I just get one of these for 6 bucks on Amazon

Nooo these make hazy ice cubes, it's gonna ruin my instagram flicks of sugary water with brilliant blue FCF!

 

[quaawaa]

Nooo these make hazy ice cubes, it's gonna ruin my instagram flicks of sugary water with brilliant blue FCF!

You can make clear ice cubes with a cooler, freezer, and bread knife. No need for any fancy gadgets.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I saw it, it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Like ice, when stored, melts and refreezes, just ever so slightly. So eventually she is going to have a drawer that is a massive blob of frozen cold brew or whatever stupid juice ball she has in there.

Now, I do understand that cocktail people get a little autistic about ice, but this isn't that. This is just frozen balls in a drawer.

All of that shit is getting thrown out the moment she finishes the last shot.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

They're also so addicted to Apple Vision Pro that they're seen walking in the streets with this thing on. This is a new low.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

They're also so addicted to Apple Vision Pro that they're seen walking in the streets with this thing on. This is a new low.
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New level of consoomerism unlocked: COOMSOOMERISM

 

[Marche]

They're also so addicted to Apple Vision Pro that they're seen walking in the streets with this thing on. This is a new low.
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Apple is never going to live down that these things have now gained the name goon glasses.
To be fair I prefer wank goggles but either way this has basically ruined any positive marketing these things would ever get

 

[Yaks]

Apple is never going to live down that these things have now gained the name goon glasses.
To be fair I prefer wank goggles but either way this has basically ruined any positive marketing these things would ever get

The ultimate consumers. Apple and Tesla fanboy crossovers can be sold anything I think, at any price.

 

[WelperHelper99]

They're also so addicted to Apple Vision Pro that they're seen walking in the streets with this thing on. This is a new low.
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Actual cancer. "I can't watch a gang bang while getting groceries? Tyranny!" But seriously, why walk with these things on? I get it has augmented reality, but the battery life is like 2 hours or some shit. At least with something like Master Chiefs helmet, it's hooked up to a nuclear reactor. What are you even supposed to do in 2 hours while walking on the street wearing this paperweight???