🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Crocodylus Acutus]

The only thing I doubt about this is Ralph has never had a court case, family or otherwise, that he didn't tweet about incessantly. Even if it was just crying about the costs involved - so unless this is entirely voluntary, in which case is his wife taking pitty on his fat ass really a W?

But then, Ralph hasn't even mentioned Rosie in months. He doesn't give a fuck about her.

Makes me wonder if this is actually to do with the divorce. Maybe May doesn't get a split of the assets - which while it would seem a huge W for Ralph, probably is the equivalent of losing $20 down the couch to your average person.

"Thats right bish, I get to keep all the tortas, the last bottle of xannies and bag of meth, and my entire fortune (which is 36 pesos). Have fun raising my only daughter, 5 STAR DAAAAYS."

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

But then, Ralph hasn't even mentioned Rosie in months. He doesn't give a fuck about her.

This always makes me think of Ralph's insult of "you can't even have kids!"

While he doesn't care at all about the children he actually has. Outside of all the muh fertility bluster he probably wishes he took the Warski route in the end

 

[Um...]

"They don't know what's goin awn behind the scenes hehehe"

Behind the scenes:

Andrew Tate: I can ambush Harry for you Ralph and use my MMA skills to beat him to a pulp.
O'day Simpson: Good idea, Top G. I also could stab him for you.
Xanax bottle: Ethan take more of me to superpower your friends.
Tequila bottle: me too
Piss bottle: take a swig of me too, you won't even notice.
Chair: kill me I've suffered enough.

That poor tortured chair, desperately SQUUUEAKING under the weight of the gunt.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe May doesn't get a split of the assets - which while it would seem a huge W for Ralph, probably is the equivalent of losing $20 down the couch to your average person.

If I'm remembering correctly he maxed out all her credit cards so saddling her with all that debt would be W even though he was never going to pay it anyway.

 

[draggs]

That poor tortured chair, desperately SQUUUEAKING under the weight of the gunt.

That chair died from a myriad of poisonous Ralphafumes long ago

Hopefully

It would wrench my heart with anguished pity were the chair still alive and suffering

 

[Braphamut]

Could a judge award Meigh Da Keelstream/Ralphretort trademark as an asset if he has nothing to offer regarding child support?

I know he'd say it is his livelihood but "What livelihood?" seems like a fair response. We also have 'pictorial' ebidence of him claiming to be 'da content' and all time living legend.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

That poor tortured chair, desperately SQUUUEAKING under the weight of the gunt.

Heavy is the seat that wears the Gunt.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Could a judge award Meigh Da Keelstream/Ralphretort trademark as an asset if he has nothing to offer regarding child support?

I know he'd say it is his livelihood but "What livelihood?" seems like a fair response. We also have 'pictorial' ebidence of him claiming to be 'da content' and all time living legend.

Meigh is entitled to a piece of anything created/acquired post-wedding. Thats assets, and that’s also debts. It works the other way around too, but Meigh didn’t really acquire any assets or property though there’s a lot of debt on her credit cards that Gunt is going to have to take on half of.

It’s a case she’d need a good LOLyer for. If she could demonstrate that The Killstream tm was a joint venture, that she was as much a part of the “business” from the time of their marriage to divorce, then she’d have a case for being bought out or receiving a piece of future earnings but Gunt’s “business” is worthless. The brand is radioactive. Gunt’s “intellectual property”, such as it is, is worthless.

 

[Beavis]

Meigh would be entitled to half the fake donos.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Meigh is entitled to a piece of anything created/acquired post-wedding. Thats assets, and that’s also debts. It works the other way around too, but Meigh didn’t really acquire any assets or property though there’s a lot of debt on her credit cards that Gunt is going to have to take on half of.

It’s a case she’d need a good LOLyer for. If she could demonstrate that The Killstream tm was a joint venture, that she as much a part of the “business” from the time of their marriage to divorce, then she’d have a case for being bought out or receiving a piece of future earnings but Gunt’s “business” is worthless. The brand is radioactive. Gunt’s “intellectual property”, such as it is, is worthless.

Funnily enough, Ralph actually openly admits that Nora played a large role in establishing and running the RalphRetort, and Killstream, and kept things together while he was jailed.

She could probably argue she is owed multiple tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[Rage Pig]

I'm an old school OG Bojack poster.

I live in a turd world country and can afford tortas.

 

[Um...]

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I'm an old school OG Bojack poster.

Translation: Ah didn’t mean yew, Amanda. Pls don’t come after me, ah didn’t mean nothing personal, ah swear!! *whimper*

 

[MadStan]

Ralph isn't doing squat. He doesn't have the balls - really he does not. Even in a Rage moment. There isn't a chance in hell he's releasing any more compromising materials on his "partners". He has been effectively muzzled even if he is in Mexico. Even when goaded by others, he just will not do it. Ralph does scare, and he has been most definitively scared to leave the third rail the fuck alone.

Even when he is drunk and high as shit he's got no stomach to do it, which shows you really, just how firm his belief is in the real-life consequences of him even thinking of doing it. He has been goaded into many things, but this is a legal line in the sand and he won't go there out of fear of knowing his personal freedom would be taken away.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

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I live in a turd world country and can afford tortas.

Damn. If he thought living in Mexico is hard, what about living in a shaft house with no power which means no internet and having to rely on the church chimes to track time. That's what I was told about these people when staying in San Juan Cosala south of Guadalajara for a few days.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph isn't doing squat. He doesn't have the balls - really he does not. Even in a Rage moment. There isn't a chance in hell he's releasing any more compromising materials on his "partners". He has been effectively muzzled even if he is in Mexico. Even when goaded by others, he just will not do it. Ralph does scare, and he has been most definitively scared to leave the third rail the fuck alone.

Even when he is drunk and high as shit he's got no stomach to do it, which shows you really, just how firm his belief is in the real-life consequences of him even thinking of doing it. He has been goaded into many things, but this is a legal line in the sand and he won't go there out of fear of knowing his personal freedom would be taken away.

and he definitely will not drive a motorcycle with his little yellow hat on and big goggles and a scarf flapping in the wind

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Paleochristcon isn't coming to his killstream as Ethan mentions.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm pretty sure the hinting about a massive secret W (which he did last week too) is that he's talking to Deni in private again and they're on good terms. Except there's also screenshots of Deni laughing at Ralph in DMs with other people, if anything she's probably trying to be nice to him to avoid him hollering and squealing about her on his show.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That poor tortured chair, desperately SQUUUEAKING under the weight of the gunt.

I don’t believe in reincarnation or karma but it would be extremely fitting for Ralph to return as his own chair.

 

[make_it_so]

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Paleochristcon isn't coming to his killstream as Ethan mentions.

I wonder if Paleochristian saw Jim's stream was successfully shamed into disassociating himself from the Gunt?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I don’t believe in reincarnation or karma but it would be extremely fitting for Ralph to return as his own chair.

I only speculate reincarnation as I believe earth is hell and if reincarnation does exist, he'd probably be reborn into this forsaken realm as a much bigger gunt than before.