Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Lynne must have cracked the whip this time!
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Well you know what they say, where there's a whip there's a pay way

Honestly at this point im convinced that the only reason Nikki and Lynne keep bailing this rotund fruitbowl out is because his life of slurping at the bones of slaughtered black children has inadvertently made him an unparalleled expert at cunnilingus which he is contractually obligated to perform on both of them every weekend in exchange for being bailed out after his latest lardbrained scheme blows up in his face

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Panzerfrau said:
Fuck you @Judge Holden, Patrick entered my dreams too now. You've created a cognitohazard.

Luckily I didn't meet him in person there, but in my dream I was reading a newspaper and came across an article about Patrick being found dead in his apartment, two weeks after his passing, when his neighbors started complaining about "worse than usual" smell. It was noted that cops found his corpse sitting at a computer with Twitter opened. Assumed cause of death was a blood clot/heart attack from getting too upset at atalker children.
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My husband was really upset with me the other morning. He told me he'd had a dream where he'd had to help me dispose of Pat's body. I guess I know how he died, now.
 
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The Redditors have been out in force posting about Pat's FULL SATISFACTION, and Pat has been replying up a storm. Here's a couple of the funnier ones.
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A random General Fatton tweet.
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Oink oink. Wtf is this:

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Is he threatening to... pay Quasi even more?

Was it ever determined if Pat got funds from his sci-fi writers association? I believe they only give out loans, so he'd have to repay that, no?
 
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ShinyStar said:
My husband was really upset with me the other morning. He told me he'd had a dream where he'd had to help me dispose of Pat's body. I guess I know how he died, now.
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How would one dispose of Pats body?

A whole farm of pigs would be engorged and die before they even made a dent on his leg.

A furnace or crematorium would vaporize before it could get hot enough to destroy his bulk.

It wouldn’t be possible to obtain enough acids or alkaline fluids to fully dissolve his remains without raising some serious questions and concerns from chemical suppliers.

I suppose you could paint him blue and leave him on the beach, hoping that the internal gasses his corpse produces would cause him to burst before the local police notice him.
This way you can hope that he would be mistaken for a beached whale.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I’m sure it’s nothing but the timing is kinda weird, right? Torswats gets busted and Pat makes what appears to be a good faith effort to continue inching towards satisfying the entirety of the debt. He’s been crowing about the pests paying to have him and his FAMILY killed, but quietly behind the scenes, he’s handing those same murderers tens of thousands of dollars.
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100% he doesn't want his finances
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The Redditors have been out in force posting about Pat's FULL SATISFACTION, and Pat has been replying up a storm. Here's a couple of the funnier ones.
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Sorry, but pozloading my negholep is funny sometimes
 
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HarveyMC said:
Null should sue Patrick with some of the excess legal fund bux just to troll him. Doesn’t even have to be a valid lolsuit. He just needs to pass the prima facie sniff test to force Patty to commit resources to defending himself. Null has talked in length on how the legal system has been weaponized against him. Now is the time to weaponize it against Patty.

Come on Null, you are one of the few people in the world with the means and resources to do something really fucking funny.
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HarveyMC said:
Null should sue Patrick with some of the excess legal fund bux just to troll him. Doesn’t even have to be a valid lolsuit. He just needs to pass the prima facie sniff test to force Patty to commit resources to defending himself. Null has talked in length on how the legal system has been weaponized against him. Now is the time to weaponize it against Patty.

Come on Null, you are one of the few people in the world with the means and resources to do something really fucking funny.
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There are so many better ways to use excess money. I.e. putting it in the bank and waiting for the next retard to file suit.
 
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Pepperonified said:
There are so many better ways to use excess money. I.e. putting it in the bank and waiting for the next retard to file suit.
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Plus it doesn’t bode well if someone gets a name for filing frivolous lawsuits for literally no reason.

Trying to hit Fatrick with a lawsuit would also be the ultimate in “pozloading my neghole”.
It would be harassment, with receipts, and gives Fatrick ammunition for his persecution narrative.
 
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This is assuming that Mama Lynn has been the one bankrolling Patrick Pickton for the Quasi debt payoff.

I can’t imagine what it would be like to have this much cash lying around that you can continually pay off your loser son-in-law’s debts he increases by his stupidity. Even if the payments require a sacrifice of some kind on Mama Lynn’s part, that’s even worse and would still imply a huge budget to work with. I can’t fathom just throwing this amount of money and something so dumb. They aren’t giving their son-in-law some money because he’s been off work for a while due to injury or illness, something out of his control - the money is going to pay off a debt stemming from suing trolls on the internet.

“Oh she’s saving her daughter.” Yeah well her daughter can just divorce him, and then Lynn can pay her half of the debt (as spouses are liable in some way).

I just can’t comprehend being able to throw this much money at something so dumb and avoidable. Don’t know if Mama Lynn has grandkids through another child but I hope at least she’s set up a college fund for them, something actually useful. Or did she cash out the college funds to bankroll Fatrick?
 
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