Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Debbie Macomber said:
Will Russ intercede in this lawsuit as well?
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This would be hilarious to have him try to attach himself to this lawsuit to try and get her attention again
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
This would be hilarious to have him try to attach himself to this lawsuit to try and get her attention again
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He'd try and get himself added as a co-defendant and say her trying to get rid of deepfakes is ableist because she won't touch he his penis (because he is so hideously disabled) so he deserves to at least be able to fantasize about it.
 
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moorhen said:
He'd try and get himself added as a co-defendant and say her trying to get rid of deepfakes is ableist because she won't touch he his penis (because he is so hideously disabled) so he deserves to at least be able to fantasize about it.
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Fuck. Now I want him to actually go through with this
 
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moorhen said:
He'd try and get himself added as a co-defendant and say her trying to get rid of deepfakes is ableist because she won't touch he his penis (because he is so hideously disabled) so he deserves to at least be able to fantasize about it.
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Or, he tries to offer his services as a paralegal to her, willing to let bygones be bygones in the hopes he can ride to her rescue and THEN finally she'll fall in love with him.
 
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during one of my employer's quarterly company-wide status updates, it suddenly struck me that the operations manager has an uncanny physical resemblance to an alternate-universe Russell Greer, in which he were 6'3" and lanky, spoke with a Mancunian accent, didn't have a spastic mouth, had a triple-figure IQ, and wasn't a huge sex pest
despite being generally right about how to run a factory and knowing what he's talking about, there is a good reason that the man concerned is known as Ratface
 
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An Sionnach Seang said:
during one of my employer's quarterly company-wide status updates, it suddenly struck me that the operations manager has an uncanny physical resemblance to an alternate-universe Russell Greer, in which he were 6'3" and lanky, spoke with a Mancunian accent, didn't have a spastic mouth, had a triple-figure IQ, and wasn't a huge sex pest
despite being generally right about how to run a factory and knowing what he's talking about, there is a good reason that the man concerned is known as Ratface
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Yeah… one of the respiratory therapists at the skilled care facility I worked at before my last kid was born kind of resembled Russhole, only without the “Mobious” mouth. Short guy, big forehead, droopy eyes, weird facial hair… only he actually had good hygiene, was funny and ver good natured. All the patients loved him and the staff too.

Lee wasn’t a physically attractive guy at all but no one cared because he truly was a cool guy who cared about other people and was fun to be around… and he had cerebral palsy so he was disabled too. He had a beautiful wife (she came in a few times and she looked like a young Christie Brinkley, I shit you not) and tons of friends.

Russhole would do much better in life and with people if he’d choose to be a Lee and not a Russhole.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Fanart of Greer from Null's crowdfunding site:
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This is the most undeservedly flattering depiction of Rusty ever. Makes him look like a tragic literary figure, sort of like a speccy Man of La Mancha. He should make this his pfp, it's a massive step up from the one Sujeet from Fiverr made for him back in the day.

Speaking of which, Big Nate of all things might be our pipsqueak's actual spirit animal:
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