Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gondolindrim]

This is a tangent but I think referring to real people as "chads" is gay as fuck.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Man I get the impression this is a 10-12 yr old between this post and the first post about the Nana. What adults call anyone Nana or even have one?

Oi.
I'm a thirty something with a nintey something Nana.
~UM, WE EXIST.

 

[Evilronald]

Apparently even the DMV is now complicit in trans genocide! They’re making a list and checking it twice, going to put down which trannies get iced. Unfortunately this is just trannies being hysterical and not the actual start of the beginning of the end of this trans shit. But it’s at least progress.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Apparently even the DMV is now complicit in trans genocide! They’re making a list and checking it twice, going to put down which trannies get iced. Unfortunately this is just trannies being hysterical and not the actual start of the beginning of the end of this trans shit. But it’s at least progress.

All the fucking man-hours and paperwork that goes to waste just so a tranny can LARP is insane to me.

 

[Lazy Printer]

I'd wager this "immigrant" "of colour" is probably a middle-to-upper-class type who may not even be a proper immigrant, technically speaking. The troons are so deceptive and dishonest that it's equally likely she's a white-passing (haha, passing) Mexican/Guatemalan/whatever who was born in her parents' country while they were working there for a few years, had had USA citizenship since birth, and has lived in the USA since toddlerhood.

Well if she is studyng in the usa she isn't poor unless her country has a program a full paid student exchange program for promissing student wich i highly doubt that she would be capable of being qualified for.

Why do they need a special name for their fucking osteoporosis

Because they are specials unlike we peasents.

 

[Positron]

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"Trans Broken Leg Syndrome"
I love how this is common enough that they have a name for it.

Pooner: Doctor! I want my bone back!!
Doctor: You want to get a boner? We may consider an erection implant in you but...
Pooner: I said bone! Not boner!!!

 

[Standardized Profile]

Partial insight:


Giving voice to some girl thoughts:


She can't even adjust to getting up an hour earlier/later but thinks she can adjust to injecting herself full of cross-sex hormones, lopping off her tits, and rearranging her genitals:


Priorities are important:


Pooner is starting to get it:


Even other Redditors are unsupportive -- this post got not one response:

 

[melty]

Apparently even the DMV is now complicit in trans genocide! They’re making a list and checking it twice, going to put down which trannies get iced.

Jfc! The troons are the ones who wanted this in the first place! They campaigned for all these changes on licenses and birth certificates. The dmv didn't care about any of this stuff until THEY brought it up.
Because they apparently can't imagine beyond five seconds into the future, it doesn't occur to them that all this stuff they asked for can also be used against them, so now it's a problem. It never ends.

 

[Niggergante]

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Before & after 2.5 years on testosterone.

...Is it just me or does she look even more effeminate on the right? Literally just a woman with some facial hair. Also, goes without saying but we were deprived of yet another tomboy. This is truly the most unforgivable sin of the trannies. (Except the pedo stuff, the homewrecker stuff, the other pedo stuff, the other pedo stuff, etc.)

Lesbian on the left, autistic gay on the right. Would avoid because she looks like a pothead.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

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"Trans Broken Leg Syndrome"
I love how this is common enough that they have a name for it.

Osteoporosis is more likely to have been caused by puberty blockers than T. T can actually improve bone density in women.

ETA: male troons oth risk osteoporosis from HRT (less endogenous T).

 

[TruffleSpark]

Jfc! The troons are the ones who wanted this in the first place! They campaigned for all these changes on licenses and birth certificates. The dmv didn't care about any of this stuff until THEY brought it up.

*campaigns to get the government to start collecting data on who is a troon*

*government now knows who all the troons are*

*surprisepikachuface.jpg*

 

[teriyakiburns]

The Chad to troon pipeline has always fascinated me. What possesses men who are genetically gifted and wanted by women to want to chop their dick off and play dress up?

I think it's insecurity. The social expectations laid on attractive men are pretty huge. They're always expected to be studly, confident, fashionable, and to put up with female attention without complaint; to welcome it, in fact, because their physical desirability means they should be happy to abandon their own agency and accept their inevitable objectification. They can't live up to the ideal, so they escape into a fantasy. It's like a mirror of the incel problem.

 

[stupid frog]

I think it's insecurity. The social expectations laid on attractive men are pretty huge. They're always expected to be studly, confident, fashionable, and to put up with female attention without complaint; to welcome it, in fact, because their physical desirability means they should be happy to abandon their own agency and accept their inevitable objectification. They can't live up to the ideal, so they escape into a fantasy. It's like a mirror of the incel problem.

Average looking people stay winning, I guess.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Do not cross teenage girls (snip only, full text with paragraph breaks in spoiler)

Spoiler: jeez dad you’re ugly

Feeling desperate - hard time with my tennage daughters​

TRIGGER WARNING
I am a MtF trans woman, 54 yo, I need to vent this as I was so happy these last months, but now the depression and lack of hope seems to be coming back.

My egg cracked 6 months ago and I started HRT 1 month ago, I live in the UK with my two tennager daughters, 17 and 15 yo, their mother, my ex wife, lives in another country, I came out to my ex wife about 2 months ago, she was very supportive and we decided to tell the kids when she comes to visit us next April.

But my relation with the kids has not been good for some time, one of the reasons I decided to take care of myself, as I was isolating from everything due to my transness and they were the only people I had some fun with, but with the tennager years they started to prefer being with their friends and I felt very lonely and decided to be what I always knew I was and stop self isolating.

I have made more friends in 6 months than in the 14 years I stayed isolated after the divorce, and now they are complaining that I don't care about them, that now I only care about myself, and so on. My hair and nails are growing and they keep bullying me saying how ugly I am, but that's ok, I can handle this, but I believe they are sensing things are diferent with me and they can feel I am hiding something.

My ex wife is telling me that I have to come to terms with them as I need to get their affection for me back inviting them to hang out and short trips , but when I try to approach them they don't want me near, it is a vicious circle that I don't know how to break. She says that is important to get this relation and affection back as she says that if I loose this it will be harder and harder to get it back and when I come out to them it will be even worse, as I think they are homophobic and transphobic for the things I hear they saying.

I am trying to be the best father possible, I am a single parent in a foreign country, no family or friends to help, struggling financially to survive, trying to give them a better life that I had, but it seems they take it for granted, I am starting to think that I should pause my transition, and don't tell them about it, it seems a logical solution to avoid conflict, but it won't guarantee they will treat me better and for sure I will be very unhappy, so this is not a solution, I keep asking why I am not a cis person, this would not be happening this way, I know it is a emotional thinking, but it is how I feel now. Any words of encouragement and wisdom from you people in this moment is much appreciated

So far no comments are suggesting he cuts off these evil terf teens, but there is the reassurance that his kids can only truly love him if he’s happy and truly himself, and they want him to be happy. Yeah, right.

link | archive

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I also think that Martine Rothblatt is, in some ways, a lolcow.

In addition to being a regular tranny, he's also a transhumanist, and he invented his own religion called Terasem:

The name Terasem comes from the Greek word for “Earthseed,” which is also the name for the futuristic religion found in the Octavia Butler sci-fi novel Parable of the Sower that helped inspire Gabriel’s parents, Bina and Martine Rothblatt, to start their new faith. Martine founded the successful satellite radio company Sirius XM in 1990. (Martine was originally known as Martin. She had sex reassignment surgery 20 years ago.)

Organized around four core tenets—“life is purposeful, death is optional, God is technological and love is essential”–Terasem is a “transreligion,” meaning that you don’t have to give up being Christian or Jewish or Muslim to join. In fact, many believers embrace traditional positions held by mainstream religions—including the omnipotence of God and the existence of an afterlife—but say these are made possible by increasing advancements in science and technology.

“Einstein said science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind,” Martine Rothblatt tells TIME. “Bina and I were inspired to find a way for people to believe in God consistent with science and technology so people would have faith in the future.”
....
Terasem’s followers are dedicated to studying and raising awareness about what they call “personal cyberconciousness”—the creation of mindfiles. They believe that by ritualistically recording your thoughts and feelings with great detail, you can ultimately assemble a digital copy of yourself, available for future use.

To start, you write down or record a video of you talking about a thought, memory or feeling, and upload it to a website. You can also choose to have each mindfile beamed out into the universe—hence the satellites. So far more than 32,000 people have created free mindfile accounts.

The Rapture of the Nerds
He also made a disembodied robot head modeled after his wife:

BINA48

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Apparently even the DMV is now complicit in trans genocide! They’re making a list and checking it twice, going to put down which trannies get iced. Unfortunately this is just trannies being hysterical and not the actual start of the beginning of the end of this trans shit. But it’s at least progress.

Because if it had been successfully changed there and then, it surely wouldnt have been recorded on any list
Troons think gov back offices are just full of amazon boxes and stained agp mirorrs like their homes, and no filing gets done after the point of serving their royal highnesses.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Spoiler: Text

I am embarassed. Yetserday I was at my aunt's birthday that knows im trans and is the sweetest most supportive person ever, and when i told her i rly wanna come out to everyone, she told me that the greatest bday gift ever for her was to me to come out at the party. When everyone was in their seats, my aunt asked for silence for me and gave the speech to me. I have said that I am trans and asked to use she/her pronouns when talking to me and my father stood up and came towards me, saying "[deadname], take off your pants." Surprised I asked what does he mean, then he before I could do anything, just slided off my pants down saying "I dont recal girls having a penis. Grow up, child" While I was covering myself all red. The whole table just looked at my dad, then me and then eachother in silence, while i went to cry in the bathroom. After that he called me and told me "if you want to embarrass my name like that, I prefer that you would be dead". Worth mentioning, he always was pretty abusive, but he never done something like that

TL;DR: my dad after telling everyone im trans forcefully took off my pants and told me I should die

I wonder if the aunt was in it too, knowing it would be a good laugh to have everyone shut up and listen to the lunacy. OP is a minor and the comments are full of people telling him to call CPS, disown the father, typical troon advice. Troon only sees his father once every two weeks but I have a feeling they will never see eachother again.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Because if it had been successfully changed there and then, it surely wouldnt have been recorded on any list
Troons think gov back offices are just full of amazon boxes and stained agp mirorrs like their homes, and no filing gets done after the point of serving their royal highnesses.

They change their birth certificates with the Government, they change their names with the Government, they change their Licenses with the government and these fools think the government needs to make a list. You've already given them the list you stupid troons.

 

[Poonocchio]

"I dont recal girls having a penis. Grow up, child"

I thought Fatrick was an ally? What a fat bigot.

Sorry not sorry.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

(Just replying to the last couple of L's posted)

The virgin troon dad:

Spoiler

I am a MtF trans woman, 54 yo, I need to vent this as I was so happy these last months, but now the depression and lack of hope seems to be coming back.

My egg cracked 6 months ago and I started HRT 1 month ago, I live in the UK with my two tennager daughters, 17 and 15 yo, their mother, my ex wife, lives in another country, I came out to my ex wife about 2 months ago, she was very supportive and we decided to tell the kids when she comes to visit us next April.

But my relation with the kids has not been good for some time, one of the reasons I decided to take care of myself, as I was isolating from everything due to my transness and they were the only people I had some fun with, but with the tennager years they started to prefer being with their friends and I felt very lonely and decided to be what I always knew I was and stop self isolating.

I have made more friends in 6 months than in the 14 years I stayed isolated after the divorce, and now they are complaining that I don't care about them, that now I only care about myself, and so on. My hair and nails are growing and they keep bullying me saying how ugly I am, but that's ok, I can handle this, but I believe they are sensing things are diferent with me and they can feel I am hiding something.

My ex wife is telling me that I have to come to terms with them as I need to get their affection for me back inviting them to hang out and short trips , but when I try to approach them they don't want me near, it is a vicious circle that I don't know how to break. She says that is important to get this relation and affection back as she says that if I loose this it will be harder and harder to get it back and when I come out to them it will be even worse, as I think they are homophobic and transphobic for the things I hear they saying.

I am trying to be the best father possible, I am a single parent in a foreign country, no family or friends to help, struggling financially to survive, trying to give them a better life that I had, but it seems they take it for granted, I am starting to think that I should pause my transition, and don't tell them about it, it seems a logical solution to avoid conflict, but it won't guarantee they will treat me better and for sure I will be very unhappy, so this is not a solution, I keep asking why I am not a cis person, this would not be happening this way, I know it is a emotional thinking, but it is how I feel now. Any words of encouragement and wisdom from you people in this moment is much appreciated

This guy is obviously very, very lonely and not coping well with his little girls growing up and becoming independent. It's so obvious. But because we live in he falls in with a bunch of losers on the internet, considers them his friends even though he's never met them, ends up trannying out because that's what they tell him will help him, and ruins his relationship with his daughters as a result. And nobody is allowed to tell him this or actually give him real help because that would be transphobic.

vs The Chad Trannyslayer Patriarch

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Spoiler: Text

I am embarassed. Yetserday I was at my aunt's birthday that knows im trans and is the sweetest most supportive person ever, and when i told her i rly wanna come out to everyone, she told me that the greatest bday gift ever for her was to me to come out at the party. When everyone was in their seats, my aunt asked for silence for me and gave the speech to me. I have said that I am trans and asked to use she/her pronouns when talking to me and my father stood up and came towards me, saying "[deadname], take off your pants." Surprised I asked what does he mean, then he before I could do anything, just slided off my pants down saying "I dont recal girls having a penis. Grow up, child" While I was covering myself all red. The whole table just looked at my dad, then me and then eachother in silence, while i went to cry in the bathroom. After that he called me and told me "if you want to embarrass my name like that, I prefer that you would be dead". Worth mentioning, he always was pretty abusive, but he never done something like that

TL;DR: my dad after telling everyone im trans forcefully took off my pants and told me I should die

I wonder if the aunt was in it too, knowing it would be a good laugh to have everyone shut up and listen to the lunacy. OP is a minor and the comments are full of people telling him to call CPS, disown the father, typical troon advice. Troon only sees his father once every two weeks but I have a feeling they will never see eachother again.

>be stereotypically abusive dad
>your gay son announces at your sister's birthday that he's a girl
>immediately walk over to him and drop his pants
>point out his (very male) penis to everyone present
>refer to him as "child" (fuck him, you never even gave him a name)
>later call him up to tell him that he should die just for the shiggles
Either he's the most alpha abusive father ever or the tranny is lying and inventing a story for internet asspats.