🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Blewberry Nausea]

He is 5’1 you assholes. 5’1!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

180 burger units is morbidly obese for someone 4'10"

Aw come on, man! EOR is NOT 4-foot, 10-inches!

He’s 4-foot, 11-inches..

5-foot, 1-inch when using his Ralfalifts.

 

[Drunkensailor]

He is 5’1 you assholes. 5’1!

Aw come on, man! EOR is NOT 4-foot, 10-inches!

He’s 4-foot, 11-inches..

5-foot, 1-inch when using his Ralfalifts.

My bad, his enormous head led me to believe he is a dwarf

 

[Truly Rural]

They’re baaaack

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- quadtits
- saggy little old lady upper arms
- and best of all, the Gunt

Yes, he’s fatter than ever. Still hooked on xannies too.
Winning!

I don't know much about being sickly and obese, about gunts and quad tits, but I do know for a damn fact your arms should not look like that in your 30s and 40s, well, and 50s, probably not even in 60s ...

 

[MadStan]

All this mocking of Ethan’s height and weight is just disgusting.

You are all appalling people. I’m reporting you all the ASPCA.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Aw come on, man! EOR is NOT 4-foot, 10-inches!

He’s 4-foot, 11-inches..

5-foot, 1-inch when using his Ralfalifts.

And whole 6, when using a stepladder

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph is falling apart on stream. He has 40 min talk about holocaust before his rumble stream died. He is now on robotstreamer

MY SSD IS FULL< SOMEONE GO RECORD IT ! please!

edit: trying to upload 5 mb clip ...

Chat died, someone asked for stream link, here it is https://robotstreamer.com/robot/8092#

I can't for the life of me upload the damn clip.....

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph is falling apart on stream. He has 40 min talk about holocaust before his rumble stream died. He is now on robotstreamer

MY SSD IS FULL< SOMEONE GO RECORD IT ! please!

edit: trying to upload 5 mb clip ...

Chat died, someone asked for stream link, here it is https://robotstreamer.com/robot/8092#

I can't for the life of me upload the damn clip.....

I have the same problem with uploading clips on the clearnet. Get the something went wrong error message most of the time, no matter which browser I use. Only thing that works is upload via TOR.

 

[Pale Empress]

All of the memeing on Ralph's height is funny, but I have a story that I don't think I've told here.

When Twitter spaces were new, they were allowing only a handful of accounts to host spaces and mine was one. I hosted a space at the request of a larger account and one of the people who joined was an ex-groyper who had been friendly with Nick Fuentes. Fuentes is renowned for being especially dimunitve. The groyper who joined made a point of mentioning that he, a self confessed manlet of 5'4", was taller than Fuentes.

Fuentes and Ralph have been photographed together. You do the math.

Wish I'd recorded that space, but too little too late.

 

[Shush]

Ethan responds to Metokur calling him a monster.

Did a paid interview, but doesn't want to say how much. Later on forgets and says how much.

Confused by the cut of pawpaw's ring. I looked it up and seems to be called the "zirconium cut". Sounds fancy.

Note: Hard cuts are for dead air or when he loses his train of thought and starts talking about something else. Without them the clips would be closer to 15-30 minutes each.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ethan responds to Metokur calling him a monster.
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Did a paid interview, but doesn't want to say how much. Later on forgets and says how much.
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Confused by the cut of pawpaw's ring. I looked it up and seems to be called the "zirconium cut". Sounds fancy.
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Note: Hard cuts are for dead air or when he loses his train of thought and starts talking about something else. Without them the clips would be closer to 15-30 minutes each.

Gunt's greatest hits in these clips.
- I run on spite
- From the top on down
- Die Medicare!
- Pawpaw's 30 K diamond ring

What's left of his tiny pig brain revolves around the same tired tropes over and over. What a terrible existence.

 

[make_it_so]

Ethan responds to Metokur calling him a monster.
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"Not one of these motherfuckers can put on a show like me!"

I agree, Ralph. They can actually manage to stay sober for the duration and draw in more than 300 viewers.

 

[Truly Rural]

I have the same problem with uploading clips on the clearnet. Get the something went wrong error message most of the time, no matter which browser I use. Only thing that works is upload via TOR.

Thnks for the advice, I didn't think to try Tor for it.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Thnks for the advice, I didn't think to try Tor for it.


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That last clip is just hilarious. An utterly humorless dolphin laugh to start (gotta love it when it mirth never reaches his dead pig eyes), followed by several minutes of grotesque jocular hog eating, and then suddenly TYPE IN THA CHAT IF YUR HEEEEREE

I guess his mukbang career isn't going to take off either--he's too boring and hideous to make it entertaining to the weirdos that enjoy it

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

One of the funniest things about walphy is that he such low down white trash he doesn't even realise how much his little wins tell on him. Celebrating because he made 458 dollars. Bragging about gettin paid 500 for an interview. Its just proves he's such a low rent nigger that he thinks 5 bills is a huge amount of money. And sure, if you're 15 years old, working the fryolater, or 19 and working as a bartender/server, it is a nice night. For a 40 year old manlet with 2 child support payments who's fucking renting?

No wonder his audience is so fucking small. The number people who are even worse off than ralph aint a large group.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

All this mocking of Ethan’s height and weight is just disgusting.

You are all appalling people. I’m reporting you all the ASPCA.

The Ralphamale is an American cryptid, even the injuns told tales of a tiny man who squeals like a pig and waddles like a duck. They warn the tribe to put their horses away at night or this creature will impregnate them, but ignore the child while haunting the horse and its riders.

The ASPCA can't help you. The Ghostbusters can't help you. Even the medicine man can't help. This is something you've got to find an Appalachian witch doctor for.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The most revealing thing in those clips is Ralph saying “ God owes me one. He owes me a couple, actually.”

This is why watching him ruin his own life is so enjoyable. He is a true entitled nigger and has it coming.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The most revealing thing in those clips is Ralph saying “ God owes me one. He owes me a couple, actually.”

This is why watching him ruin his own life is so enjoyable. He is a true entitled nigger and has it coming.

He really thinks nothing bad that's happened to him is his fault and that God's plan includes him winning very big at the end because despite being one of the worst people on earth who has brought nothing but misery to everyone in his life he somehow thinks he is owed good things happening to him. It's so unbelievably narcissistic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He really thinks nothing bad that's happened to him is his fault and that God's plan includes him winning very big at the end because despite being one of the worst people on earth who has brought nothing but misery to everyone in his life he somehow thinks he is owed good things happening to him. It's so unbelievably narcissistic.

What’s worse is that he doesn’t realize how much pain he genuinely deserves and has been spared thus far. That’s not because God “owes” him (or anybody) anything. It’s because God has shown him mercy and kindness he hasn’t earned.

Minimizing the many favors a person has done for you is a pretty retarded strategy. Doing the same thing to Literally God is a way worse idea.

There’s not enough popcorn in the world for what happens next.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph making enough money to cover rent for the month is God’s plan

Nigga you living in abject poverty in the third world trying to flex $500.