Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

Seems the Vince stuff has burned out as rumble took in 3x what YT( $31 ) did. It does get tiresome for Nick to edge himself off reading documents. Nick said nothing and 'jew' got 7 hits. Didn't see anything interesting in the rants. Nothing about Vic in chat. Null was mention once about Nick doing another shower call.

When I put it here as a bingo suggestion, I thought a <$10 stream was a remote possibility but a fun one. What a difference a month makes. This stream barely broke $100 for several hours of work.

Also, I am now assuming that a Rumble deal is dead unless he goes public otherwise. They should have signed a renewal deal ahead of the expiration of the previous one, and it's now been a month since 2023 with no movement. I assume he will eventually stop doing the "Rumble flip" at some point (and either stream to both platforms for the money or exclusively on Rumble so he can be "edgy"), and that will be the sign that it is well and truly in the toilet.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Has he addressed Null’s crowd fund, yet?

He hopes Null makes a billion dollars.

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What Amber fails to realize is that even if the stream is for sure gonna happen Nick will have to cancel because an appointment opened up with his favorite hooker in the twin cities one of these damn kids got sick.

 

[AnOminous]

When I put it here as a bingo suggestion, I thought a <$10 stream was a remote possibility but a fun one. What a difference a month makes. This stream barely broke $100 for several hours of work.

I'm looking forward to when Nick is actually having serious money problems because that shit is going to be hilarious.

Look how arrogant he got when he could just buy Rustangs and "art" like that crap he has on his floor, drinking $100 bottles of whiskey every night like a fucking retard.

I'm just looking forward to when he has to crawl back on his hands and knees to Kayla's parents who he has insulted and treated like shit.

Boy his life is going to be rough at that point. I'm sure he's dreading it. Because he has no source of new money.

He's a joke at this point. He struck lightning once. It isn't happening again.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Yeah, Nick needs to understand that his few remaining supporters mostly have jobs and live in a world where you don’t expect to show up at the doctors office for an appointment and find the lights out.

There’s a whole societal standard about not being a fucking flakey piece of shit. We don’t like flakes.

 

[Thugnificent]

When I put it here as a bingo suggestion, I thought a <$10 stream was a remote possibility but a fun one. What a difference a month makes. This stream barely broke $100 for several hours of work.

Also, I am now assuming that a Rumble deal is dead unless he goes public otherwise. They should have signed a renewal deal ahead of the expiration of the previous one, and it's now been a month since 2023 with no movement. I assume he will eventually stop doing the "Rumble flip" at some point (and either stream to both platforms for the money or exclusively on Rumble so he can be "edgy"), and that will be the sign that it is well and truly in the toilet.

Could be a possibility that he did get renewed but the terms are so shit he's just trying to quietly sweep this under the rug. I can't think of any reason he'd still do the flip if he's not contractually obligated to.

 

[Captain Manning]

Context: the above lawyer belongs to Randazza Legal Group, the firm Nick hired to defend him against Montagraph's defamation claim. Funny how things work out like that.

I dunno if the tweets were deleted or not, but right after this, Nick apparently called Wolman a "fag" or "faggot." Randazza was not happen.

- Nick talked about the theory about his SLAAP appeal. He is not trying to ahut Monty up before discovery, but rather they all agree on the facts, so thr judge should rule on it as a matter of law. He tries not to let it stress him out.

But they don't agree on the facts.

Monty claims that Nick said he sucks little boy cock. Which is objectively what Nick said. We have the video evidence.

Nick argues that he said that Monty maybe... kinda... probably... possibly... sucks little boy cock. Such qualifiers are not in the video evidence. Nick's statement was very definite.

Nick is lying to his Locals, just like he lied to Null. Which will probably continue working as long as you got idiots in there telling Nick he wants them to explain things to him because they don't want to read KF.

(Hell, said idiots don't even need to read KF though. Null went over this a couple of different times on MATI).

 

[FedPostalService]

The fans just wanted 4-5 shows a week without constant sex talk. Then the social media genius tells people to literally 'fuck off'. Surprised Pikachu when they do just that.

What you incel prudes don’t understand is that losing 90% of your channel’s revenue is funny.

If you retards understood social queues you wouldn’t need the joke explained to you.

Nick, as a libertarian, rightly expects Rumble to give him a new contract for money he doesn’t earn. He’s smarter than Ayn Rand in that respect.

 

[AnOminous]

Monty claims that Nick said he sucks little boy cock. Which is objectively what Nick said. We have the video evidence.

Nick argues that he said that Monty maybe... kinda... probably... possibly... sucks little boy cock. Such qualifiers are not in the video evidence. Nick's statement was very definite.

And yet there's no evidence whatsoever that Monty did that. It's a lie. It's really an amazingly defamatory lie. You just don't make up vile lies like this against people. Unless you're a complete piece of shit. Like Nick Rekieta.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

And yet there's no evidence whatsoever that Monty did that. It's a lie. It's really an amazingly defamatory lie. You just don't make up vile lies like this against people. Unless you're a complete piece of shit. Like Nick Rekieta.

The thing that pisses me off is that at the time Nick said that, I had no idea who the fuck Monty was, and I hadn’t yet lost 100% of good will toward Nick yet, so to my shame I actually sort of thought there MUST be something to it.

There’s your damages, I’m an actual example of someone with whom Monty’s reputation was destroyed.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nick needs to GROW some muscles. Look at him, look at this weak, etiolated bastard. This scrawny faggot.

He'd have to cut down his drinking first

 

[The Internet Dick]

It's night and day compared to how he conducts himself now.

Based on my own experience, functional alcoholics are functional until they're not. It's a terrible thing to go through for all concerned.

 

[Chibitzen]

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Fools. The social media expert doesn't take advice. Go away. Also, this is childish think. Grown adults don't need help from others learning how to play with others on the internet. This is the problem with Locals. There's no difference between customer and "fan" and it inevitably leads to plenty of doublespeak nonsense like this.

My advice: Save yourself all the $5/mo, register literally anywhere else and tell us what you actually mean. Regardless, Rekieta will only "take" advice when he needs a scapegoat to pass blame to. "My audience paid me to drink those shots!"

- For once, he did not start the stream mid-sentence, but he did not fail to start is complaining about his schedule. He is so sorry about cancelling shows. He is working on work-life balance. Fans got used to the trial stream schedule and he cannot keep that up.

(Nick no one expects you to stream like you did for Rittenhouse and Depp. Bare minimum, they want[ed] a regular 4-5 shows a week like you used to do and less degeneracy. You already said that you are taking more time off to do degenerate things with your wife in Minneapolis last week.)

More streamsplaining? These never end. It's like rereading an automated list of contrivances each and everytime you post one of these on the same exact subject. Never fails. He can't be appeasing his audience very well, so it must be a self-soothing thing.

You've done an excellent job of keeping up with these summaries. Maybe one of us needs to tear apart each one and put together the myriad of excuses he's given for missing/cancelling/forgetting/avoiding/drunkquitting streams. The list of excuses has to be massive at this point. Just from your own collection of synopsis alone. Hard to know which is longer, his list of detractors or the neverending excuses at this point.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Seems the Vince stuff has burned out as rumble took in 3x what YT( $31 ) did. It does get tiresome for Nick to edge himself off reading documents

It was bad. I don't tend to watch outside of clips, but I turned it on to see if he had anything to say about the Vic thing. I eventually had to turn it off because he was getting way into reading it out with token "Don't do that" or whatever at appropriate points. I didn't make it to the end of the YouTube stream.

Rekieta responded to one live chat in YouTube that brought up Vic obliquely, asking Nick how quickly $400,000 grows at 18% interest. Nick put on the same dismissing seething voice where he pretends not to know what's being talked about that he did last month with the MANdy chats. He must have known what it was in reference to.

Nick did not take the opportunity to address Vic having to pay $376,592.93 (plus everything else he has to pay) at all while I had the stream open, though I didn't start watching right away.

Could be a possibility that he did get renewed but the terms are so shit he's just trying to quietly sweep this under the rug. I can't think of any reason he'd still do the flip if he's not contractually obligated to.

He won't say what the terms are. If he had a contract, he would brag about it without getting into the terms and flamboyantly eat a potato chip like he did when spiking the football when claiming Rumble had expressed an interest in meeting at some indeterminate point in the future about the possibility of a new contract to replace the old one which was about to expire except even then they hadn't agreed to meet in person.

Boy his life is going to be rough at that point. I'm sure he's dreading it. Because he has no source of new money.

He's a joke at this point. He struck lightning once. It isn't happening again.

The good news for Nick is that he will be spoiled for choice if the divorce finally does happen and he is set free from his shackles.

Will he flee to Los Angeles to party it up with Juju?
Will he flee to Mexico to live the Ralphamale lifestyle in Merida?
Will he flee to Nicaragua where his sister is?

There are so many options.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta responded to one live chat in YouTube that brought up Vic obliquely, asking Nick how quickly $400,000 grows at 18% interest. Nick put on the same dismissing seething voice where he pretends not to know what's being talked about that he did last month with the MANdy chats. He must have known what it was in reference to.

This was the clip I was referring to. Dripping in more sarcasm than the MANdy chats, actually and seeming to be mocking anyone who cares.

Bonus clip from seconds earlier, he's back to bottle licking:

EDIT: Bonus screengrab of the chat. Do I sense some alogging?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Heard this absolute classic today, and from the first lyric I was instantly reminded of Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta responded to one live chat in YouTube that brought up Vic obliquely, asking Nick how quickly $400,000 grows at 18% interest. Nick put on the same dismissing seething voice where he pretends not to know what's being talked about that he did last month with the MANdy chats. He must have known what it was in reference to.

Called it.

Don't tell me I don't know this man. He has absolutely no sense of shame or responsibility whatsoever. Why would he, given that the weebs aren't paypigging him anymore? Vic who? You mean Vince McMahon, right?

Over on the CG thread, somebody asked if he was even gonna bother attending AM this year. Last year didn't work out some well based on the pics @Chibitzen took, and I imagine it would be worse this year.

 

[Anticipointment]

Marriage (in the modern sense?) is not for most people, according to Nick because it is hard to do right and easy to get out of. He hopes he and his wife will keep working hard at it.

Bad news for the marriage then because Nick doesn’t like work. Has it gotten to the point where the “you couldn’t afford her” line has come true for Nick? Above mentioned reason, again. Work allergy. And foolish spending + Monty lawsuit.

I can't think of any reason he'd still do the flip if he's not contractually obligated to.

To keep up appearances & pretend he still has a rumble deal where he is contractually obligated.

Bonus clip from seconds earlier, he's back to bottle licking:

Hair sticking up in back like that kid from the little rascals show.

 

[thebigdream]

I'm looking forward to when Nick is actually having serious money problems because that shit is going to be hilarious.

Look how arrogant he got when he could just buy Rustangs and "art" like that crap he has on his floor, drinking $100 bottles of whiskey every night like a fucking retard.

I'm just looking forward to when he has to crawl back on his hands and knees to Kayla's parents who he has insulted and treated like shit.

Boy his life is going to be rough at that point. I'm sure he's dreading it. Because he has no source of new money.

He's a joke at this point. He struck lightning once. It isn't happening again.

The $3000 snack budget will feel like but a distant dream

 

[AnOminous]

Bonus clip from seconds earlier, he's back to bottle licking:

What kind of subhuman worm licks a liquor bottle? How utterly pathetic.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Based on my own experience, functional alcoholics are functional until they're not. It's a terrible thing to go through for all concerned.

This motherfucker needs a Sopranos style intervention and forced rehab. If not for his sake, for the sake of the 6 people who rely on him to put food on the table.