🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME UNDIGNIFIED YOU BISH?
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What I love the most is how badly he got played by a Mexican escort, right in front of the world. Had his poor dumb desperate azz believing she was his totally real forever gf who totally lubbed him and cared about him. Even credited her as this “wonderful, incredible woman who SAVED MAH LAHFE!” Only to dump his fat ass as soon as the $$ ran out, then proceed to DM with his enemies and a-logs, ridiculing and laughing at him, complete with vomit emojis. And the cherry on top is that he’s too scurred of her to say a single word about any of it.

What a massive W.
haha lol

 

[DumbDude43]

Especially since Ralph makes all of this public for some reason, and brags about being a deadbeat dad. How he has any legit fans is beyond me. But, I guess it's just how "Da Sektur" is, it's all gutter trash.

im not even sure if he has real fans tbh
at this point i think his viewership and followers might just all be anti fans egging him on while throwing peanuts at him to see what embarassing thing the wacky fat loser is going to do next

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Are people like Adawolf (Adolfwolf?) unironic Ralph fans or do they just like watching him slowly die?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Are people like Adawolf (Adolfwolf?) unironic Ralph fans or do they just like watching him slowly die?

there are people in the world even more retarded than Ralph and they actually think it's cool that he sits behind his computer and screams at recordings of people's streams

 

[Elmo]

there are people in the world even more retarded than Ralph and they actually think it's cool that he sits behind his computer and screams at recordings of people's streams

Those people are also furries and obsessed with G.I. Joes.

 

[Drunkensailor]

im not even sure if he has real fans tbh
at this point i think his viewership and followers might just all be anti fans egging him on while throwing peanuts at him to see what embarrassing thing the wacky fat loser is going to do next

A broke gunt is a boring gunt and an Ethan who does not collect the occasional win will eventually neck. I see it as entirely possible that a few of his paypigs are taking one for the team and throwing him their loose change in order for us to harvest the corn. Giving him money is gay, but I am thankful for those who do. The homeless arc will be funny, however I am hoping this season witnesses the nigger-rich world traveling piggy again.

 

[Beavis]

Ahm livin in a tool shed in meheeco! Take that alogs!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Are people like Adawolf (Adolfwolf?) unironic Ralph fans or do they just like watching him slowly die?

I don't know, what do you think?

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[Mr. Manchester]

I don't know, what do you think?
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That is one greasy motherfucker.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That is one greasy motherfucker.

Legend says he had his stomach surgically bifurcated so he could better resemble his idol.

 

[3MMA]

I don't know, what do you think?
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So, that’s the Adolwulf guy that’s always donating to Ralph. I see. Finally seeing him might help with this mix up I always have, with that DJ Axel (paedo Swede/ counsel of evil guy.) Not sure why they always get confused in my head, but every time Adolwulf’s name chimes in through the automated donations, I mix him up with the Swede-paedo whose name is so similar. Adol-Axel, Axel-Adol. Clarity, finally. A face for Ralphafans to rally behind.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It's always a pair of pit vipers

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

this mix up I always have

I always mix him up with wolfpup, the other furry faggot gunt paypig that was in love with pantsu and tried to kiss her.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

What is it with fat guys growing disgusting beards to hide their non-existent jawline. Beards are for fags so I shouldn’t be surprised Ralphs #1 fan has one.

 

[Truly Rural]

Yesterday's money is enough for today's drugs and tortas.

 

[DumbDude43]

A broke gunt is a boring gunt and an Ethan who does not collect the occasional win will eventually neck. I see it as entirely possible that a few of his paypigs are taking one for the team and throwing him their loose change in order for us to harvest the corn. Giving him money is gay, but I am thankful for those who do. The homeless arc will be funny, however I am hoping this season witnesses the nigger-rich world traveling piggy again.

i think its like the people who give money to bossmanjack to watch him have another mental breakdown when he goes bust again.
in ralphs case, they give money to the gunt to watch him humiliate himself in whatever new drama bullshit he ends up stumbling into.

 

[Rage Pig]

Yesterday's money is enough for today's drugs and tortas.

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Still talking about this imaginary "win". Nigga you replaced a retard with a moron to talk about boring shit. Also lmao "pushing myself so hard" "pushing too hard" you lazy cunt. The only thing pushed too hard is your poor gaming chair squeaking in agony.

 

[hawkisnight]

I wouldn't be surprised if bunch of alogs behind the scenes are egging him on. Although every year it seems less and less likely since those types eventually get found out because they start to brag. With whole internet open for you why watch Ralph? I can barely get through 1 minute clips. Maybe his audience really is that stupid?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

i think its like the people who give money to bossmanjack to watch him have another mental breakdown when he goes bust again.
in ralphs case, they give money to the gunt to watch him humiliate himself in whatever new drama bullshit he ends up stumbling into.

People give money to bossmanjack to watch him win enough to buy a Honda civic, rat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Still talking about this imaginary "win".

Reality is what Ralph says it is. That’s not the drugs or alcohol, just his histrionic/borderline brain’s default. Less than .000001% of the earth’s population can even begin to relate to being Ralph-level mentally damaged and cognitively disabled.