🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

Who the fuck is Rachel? Is this a Ralph childhood memory along the lines of him hanging and baking dogs to death?

The middle school girl he was trying to get Pantsu to imagine 'da pussi' of was 13? Same person maybe?

 

[Scout Trooper]

The middle school girl he was trying to get Pantsu to imagine 'da pussi' of was 13? Same person maybe?

That girl's name was Candace Craven (sp?) if I recall correctly (I just remember thinking that the name sounded made up).

Where was Ralph living when he was 14?

 

[Mr.F]

Why is everyone so shocked the prostitute saw the gunt sextape? For all we know he ate her shit too lmao piggy ain't paying to be denied no truffles shieeet.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Never say never. In a world where degenerate coomers have fetishes for inflating themselves like balloons or popping ping-pong balls out of their ass, surely someone out there has a kink for hollering little pig men. Ralph could probably improve his chances if he trooned out.

We already know what sexual niche Ralph fits: Ugly bastard, the hentai tag that Pantsu was into.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Where was Ralph living when he was 14?

The same place he'd lived for the previous 14 years and the next 21 years: in his momma's ass.

 

[SargonF00t]

Why is everyone so shocked the prostitute saw the gunt sextape? For all we know he ate her shit too lmao piggy ain't paying to be denied no truffles shieeet.

Piggy would have got his truffles for sure, but who knew if anyone had sent her Ralph's sextape or not.

Pretty sure Ralph would not have shown her that tape.

 

[Twinkie]

Piggy would have got his truffles for sure, but who knew if anyone had sent her Ralph's sextape or not.

Pretty sure Ralph would not have shown her that tape.

I'm sure it was one of the first things sent to her once ppl found her

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I was hoping with this relapse (is it really a relapse if he never stops?) he’d spiral hardcore. He’s sort of just showing up to things and failing. I thought he’d be a lot more emotional after that embarrassing showing at Podawful, his paypigs drying up, and the loss of his truu love.

Come on piggy, do something funny!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm sure it was one of the first things sent to her once ppl found her

She confirmed having saw it, so yea. I'm sure once she was doxed Faith and every other ALog contacted her, which at first worked to Ralph's benefit. "See look at all these psycho's that hate me because I'm famous". Then Ralph proved what the alogs were saying had some merit.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph is nearly broken. He's getting banned from shit, taking offers for interviews that only 6 years ago would have been beneath him. He's lost two baby mamas, two kids, two divorces, he's slowly going broke in a foreign country while his child support debt is piling up, putting his passport in potential danger and thus his residency in Mexico. His audience is practically nonexistant, his hater list grows exponentially larger every day and every ally he once might have had hates him or has just walked away due to how (and I hate to use this word but it honestly fits) toxic Ralph is as both a person and a brand. He is a man that is desperate, lost and too addicted to mind altering drugs to actually think straight or make any smart decisions. He's become a circus monkey that will dance for you for a handful of peanuts. What a fall for the Ralphamale. Please don't rope Ethan, we would all be so very sad if you did that. If you just, wrapped a rope into a noose and threw it over a support beam, then secured it at the bottom, maybe to a pipe or something sturdy. Then, if you stood on a table or chair and put that noose around your neck before kicking the table or chair out from under you, leaving you kicking your little stick piggy legs going "wee wee wee". It would sure make us all sad if you did that Gunt, wouldn't it guys?

 

[Elmo]

Ralph is nearly broken. He's getting banned from shit, taking offers for interviews that only 6 years ago would have been beneath him. He's lost two baby mamas, two kids, two divorces, he's slowly going broke in a foreign country while his child support debt is piling up, putting his passport in potential danger and thus his residency in Mexico. His audience is practically nonexistant, his hater list grows exponentially larger every day and every ally he once might have had hates him or has just walked away due to how (and I hate to use this word but it honestly fits) toxic Ralph is as both a person and a brand. He is a man that is desperate, lost and too addicted to mind altering drugs to actually think straight or make any smart decisions. He's become a circus monkey that will dance for you for a handful of peanuts.

Ralph's a radioactive trashfire but what recourse does he have? I still think his only real option is to face the music by returning to the United States and get on some sort of assistance program but his ego is too much in control for him to swallow his pride in front of the world. It's not like his "brand" can be damaged any further, but this retard will probably die going down guns-ablazing because of his "I MIGHT DIE IN DAT RING BUT I WUDDA LIVED!" mentality.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is nearly broken. He's getting banned from shit, taking offers for interviews that only 6 years ago would have been beneath him. He's lost two baby mamas, two kids, two divorces, he's slowly going broke in a foreign country while his child support debt is piling up, putting his passport in potential danger and thus his residency in Mexico. His audience is practically nonexistant, his hater list grows exponentially larger every day and every ally he once might have had hates him or has just walked away due to how (and I hate to use this word but it honestly fits) toxic Ralph is as both a person and a brand. He is a man that is desperate, lost and too addicted to mind altering drugs to actually think straight or make any smart decisions. He's become a circus monkey that will dance for you for a handful of peanuts. What a fall for the Ralphamale. Please don't rope Ethan, we would all be so very sad if you did that. If you just, wrapped a rope into a noose and threw it over a support beam, then secured it at the bottom, maybe to a pipe or something sturdy. Then, if you stood on a table or chair and put that noose around your neck before kicking the table or chair out from under you, leaving you kicking your little stick piggy legs going "wee wee wee". It would sure make us all sad if you did that Gunt, wouldn't it guys?

Previously I would have agreed with you, but he made $400 the other day and is now richer than god.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is nearly broken. He's getting banned from shit, taking offers for interviews that only 6 years ago would have been beneath him. He's lost two baby mamas, two kids, two divorces, he's slowly going broke in a foreign country while his child support debt is piling up, putting his passport in potential danger and thus his residency in Mexico. His audience is practically nonexistant, his hater list grows exponentially larger every day and every ally he once might have had hates him or has just walked away due to how (and I hate to use this word but it honestly fits) toxic Ralph is as both a person and a brand. He is a man that is desperate, lost and too addicted to mind altering drugs to actually think straight or make any smart decisions. He's become a circus monkey that will dance for you for a handful of peanuts. What a fall for the Ralphamale. Please don't rope Ethan, we would all be so very sad if you did that. If you just, wrapped a rope into a noose and threw it over a support beam, then secured it at the bottom, maybe to a pipe or something sturdy. Then, if you stood on a table or chair and put that noose around your neck before kicking the table or chair out from under you, leaving you kicking your little stick piggy legs going "wee wee wee". It would sure make us all sad if you did that Gunt, wouldn't it guys?

May I remind you that Ralph won the prize trophy at his own bowling tournament?

And you Karen Farmers say Gunt has nothing going for him and brings nothing to the table in any relationship!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

May I remind you that Ralph won the prize trophy at his own bowling tournament?

And you Karen Farmers say Gunt has nothing going for him and brings nothing to the table in any relationship!

I bet Ralph lost the trophy a move or two ago. I think Harry said he did take it down to Mexico (as opposed to his precious papa's bow, his wrestling belt he hadn't "won" yet, and Nora's purple dildo). I just don't think he's kept things together- hell he somehow lost a cat carrier.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I bet Ralph lost the trophy a move or two ago. I think Harry said he did take it down to Mexico (as opposed to his precious papa's bow, his wrestling belt he hadn't won yet, and Nora's purple dildo). I just don't think he's kept things together- hell he somehow lost a cat carrier.

Well if it’s any consolation, Ralph, the glowy FED t-shirt I bought from Harry “King of the Bantz” Morris is my favorite thing to wear to the gym for lifting. It’s interesting to observe who sees the shirt and looks worried vs. how many don’t even seem to notice it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph doesn't need a trophy, he has the greatest treasure of all: four hundred and some dollars. Do you understand?

 

[Um...]

I bet Ralph lost the trophy a move or two ago. I think Harry said he did take it down to Mexico (as opposed to his precious papa's bow, his wrestling belt he hadn't "won" yet, and Nora's purple dildo). I just don't think he's kept things together- hell he somehow lost a cat carrier.

Is his current rental shack even furnished? Casa avocado was, at least had a kitchen table and chairs and I think the listing photos showed some other furniture too, from what I remember. Ralph has nothing to his name except that poor squeaky chair and I guess some sort of table he sets his computer screen on, where his bloated head is usually halfway offscreen. Beyond that, idk if he even has a bed to sleep on.

Jim keeps going on about it’s a metal shed but idk where he gets that info from. It has to be pretty depressing for $400/month though.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Ralph doesn't need a trophy, he has the greatest treasure of all: four hundred and some dollars. Do you understand?

am i correct to assume that this should cover rent?

and is he still paying monthly on that car?

 

[AltisticRight]

May I remind you that Ralph won the prize trophy at his own bowling tournament?

And you Karen Farmers say Gunt has nothing going for him and brings nothing to the table in any relationship!

He also won a $1890 wrasslin belt!
Oh wait.

 

[deeman]

Well... it's time for my yearly harvest of optimistic stickers, but i wonder if through all of this that has happened the latest... um... two years, if ONE single second of thought of his has gone... "Maybe i should get an honest job". Like if it was ever a option. Even Chrisis Chan had a couple of 'em and later a reasoning to not.