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How much you want to bet his first crush is his ex-wife?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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How much you want to bet his first crush is his ex-wife?
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i dunno, if he threatened to kill me and my child i'd be pretty against talking to him.
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Decided to take a gander at what Rick is up to on Threads. Turns out he's still a dipshit, but specifically to normies, since stalker children are absent.
Fat Pat redefines math:
Did you know electric vehicles need tires twice as often as ICE cars? I'd have thought they both need them all the time, but I'm not a car guy.
"My mother-in-law covers my expenses, child."
"Just last month I traveled 700 miles to give a lecture on venereal diseases in space, child."
"My dude", u gay. Fat middle-aged man using gifs like a tween girl on Tumblr.
Don't sign your posts, Rick.
A picture of the Rustang is brought out to shut up the children. Yeah, bitches. The guy who owns this piece of vehicular perfection knows what he's talking about.
(For a place called Threads, the way their threads work fucking blows. It's somehow worse than Twitter, I can't always see what he's replaying to.)
Threads actually seems like an untapped goldmine, he posts some funny shit there.
"I'm an accomplished model builder." Sure, why not. In a better timeline you'd be doing that instead of arguing with your toilet.
Fat Pat redefines math:
Did you know electric vehicles need tires twice as often as ICE cars? I'd have thought they both need them all the time, but I'm not a car guy.
"My mother-in-law covers my expenses, child."
"Just last month I traveled 700 miles to give a lecture on venereal diseases in space, child."
"My dude", u gay. Fat middle-aged man using gifs like a tween girl on Tumblr.
Don't sign your posts, Rick.
A picture of the Rustang is brought out to shut up the children. Yeah, bitches. The guy who owns this piece of vehicular perfection knows what he's talking about.
(For a place called Threads, the way their threads work fucking blows. It's somehow worse than Twitter, I can't always see what he's replaying to.)
Threads actually seems like an untapped goldmine, he posts some funny shit there.
"I'm an accomplished model builder." Sure, why not. In a better timeline you'd be doing that instead of arguing with your toilet.
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Even a normal person could have used these many descriptions of themselves to make themselves look funny, interesting and likeable.
Pat manages to be unfunny and bland, even when he tries.
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Pat going against the Holy Church of EVs best be kept to threads, or he might end up mistaken for a trump supporter.
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i'm sorry is that one guy saying the border crisis is an imaginary threat? threads is the perfect place for patrick - there people just as retarded as him there.
Don't sign your posts, Rick.
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They don’t. All of that is bullshit.
as always there’s a grain of truth involved. If you take something like a Plaid, a very heavy car that is still the fastest production car for drag racing, and compare it with an econobox, of course it goes through tires faster. If you compare it to a traditional muscle car though, it’s no different.
If you pick a small light EV it will eat tires the same as a Prius or Kia sedan.
It’s just physics.
If you pick a small light EV it will eat tires the same as a Prius or Kia sedan.
It’s just physics.
Parroting the lowest tier smug “gotcha” opinions is his stock in trade, no thought or consideration of actual facts or nuance involved.
And I seriously doubt he regularly drives more than even 100 miles.
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Found this from da brotha men.
His entire life is consuming shitty media and cape shit
His entire life is consuming shitty media and cape shit
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Imagine being a fat retard, such a total fat retard that you end up paying some guy named Quasi not once, but twice, because you thought it would be a good idea to sue the Internet for calling you fat and saying your books sucked, despite in fact being morbidly obese and writing shitty books.
And after taking that giant dicking, you still don't even know the guy's actual name.
And after taking that giant dicking, you still don't even know the guy's actual name.
He actually thinks fatly telling people to enjoy prison a thousand times a day is some kind of public service.
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>doctor who
isnt that show mostly watched by women and homos?
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Milwaukee truely is an amazing place. On one hand, it produces fatrick, the dumbest, fattest consoomer known to man, while on the other it also produced RLM, who mock exactly that so perfectly.
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While they probably will go through regular tires slightly faster, "twice as often" is just fucking retarded because, while heavier, they're not that much heavier. For instance a 2017 Tesla Model 3 has a kerb weight of ~3800lbs. A 2017 Toyota Camry meanwhile has a kerb weight of 3300lbs, meaning the Tesla is only 500lbs aka ~15% (or one Patrick Tomlinson) heavier. Funnily enough a 2017 Mustang, depending on model might actually even be equal to, or even heavier, than a Model 3, even without a retarded fat fuck
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Liberals are still assmad that Cocaine Mitch never held a hearing to confirm Merrick Garland to SCOTUS after they totally did not have Scalia rubbed out.
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Bob seething about people making fun of his ruststang and saying a EV is more efficient, and him doubling down because Musk then gets a win, is hilarious. I think EV's are gay, but his justifications even more so
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Amazing how no matter where Pat goes, he is a belligerent moron to everyone.
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Sure, I never laughed at Gadsby but I've laughed at Patrick many times.
Never laughed with him, mind.
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Holy shit the moment I speculate whether he stole the "use paint to blind tanks" idea from Nu Who we get this lore drop suggesting that may very well be the case
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This would be in Eau Claire Wisconsin fyiAnd it appears that there was a truck accident involving a Thomas G. Tomlinson that apparently took place in 1973. This would put him at a credible age to be Pat's father. Thomas G Tomlinson is listed as a relative in Whitepages.
Tomlinson was drunk driving and was treated for a shoulder injury, so it might be a different accident, or just a Porky Pat Porky.
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If he starts advising the Ukrainians to simply go up stairs to defeat the menace of Russian robo warfare, that’ll confirm it.
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Honestly, this is sad. I wasn't expecting Pat to listen to anything that could really get the blood pumping and the lizard part of the brain ready for a fight, but I figured there'd at least be some rousing movie soundtracks. Instead I get the Doctor speechifying.
What Pat seems to be trying to invoke with this is righteous anger, the anger of someone who's dealing with injustice, bigotry, tyranny, and general Bad Things In Life. He's trying to tell the world "I am a good man, but I am also a badass you don't want to piss off, because I will ruin you like the Doctor ruins [insert villain of the week] after I deliver a bitchin' speech about how terrible you are."
What he is actually telling the world is "I am a pathetic manchild who can't relate to reality except through the lens of pop culture, and if you mock me you can expect to receive a smug, condescending lecture about how badwrongevil you are before I block you, because I'm too cowardly and impotent to actually do anything to you in real life even if you show up at my favorite bar."