Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Coo Coo Bird]

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I hate that I know that autists have lazy eyes from looking at too many troon selfies.

 

[behindyourightnow]

oh, man. I thought they were just trying to cry victim, but this reminded me that known troon, and rapist, laurelai bailey, invented shinigami eyes, a browser extension to label which websites are 'transphobic' over 10 years ago. Of course it's all projection. They would absolutely do their own night of broken glass on terfs if they could get away with it. Not that I needed another reason to hate troons, but now I have another reason to hate troons.

Another example:



(That's not some random basement dweller, that's the account of a "respectable" trans organization that holds conferences in the UK where police representatives and prominent lawyers are listed as speakers)

Every accusation is a confession. They want to kill TERFs (or for the lazier ones, they want state authorities to kill TERFs for them) and so they assume that "TERFs" want to kill them.

 

[Cuckoman]

Do these people really think normal women want to date a man claiming its a lesbo?

Yes. Why do you doubt it?
Remember, these same people also think that cutting off their penis will improve their mental well-beings and life situation.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Those nippies, though. Damn. I'm convinced that most of these surgeons are either addicts who operate while drunk/high, or sadists who get off on doing the worst job possible.

I generally imagine it going something like this:

Pooner wonders if they pass, echo chamber says yes

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That is a singularly unflattering angle.

While I wouldn't normally suggest cosmetic surgery as the first answer to self-image issues, she'd probably be better off following the time-honored Asian tradition of flying to South Korea and having some work done -- hell, even just a bit of microdermabrasion or laser resurfacing to take care of those skin blemishes would be better than nothing. It'd probably be more effective at helping her dysphoria, and it'd be a damn sight better than pooning out.

(One does wonder if the bad facial skin came before or after she started on t.)

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Pooner wonders if they pass, echo chamber says yes

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Oh honey, just get off the T, get a haircut and a nose job. You'll be fine.
I have to wonder if she's mixed race? Her full lips and the shape of her philtrum just look strange on an Asian face.

Edit: Looked up some of her reddit activity, she's absolutely 100% Blasian (probably) and is obsessed with shitty rapper and even shittier person Playboi Carti.

 

[tZir]

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Doesn't want to fuck other trannies because he knows they aren't actually women.

It's interesting how they neeeeever want anything to do with their kind, these trannies. is it like a status thing? like, "oooh, I managed to land myself a natural man/woman! so passable!"

 

[Señora Airi]

Exactly, the vast majority of people with all those haven't even listened to the bands they're wearing patches of. Its not the LGBT pin/patch that labels you as a poser, its the entire ensemble. They are just so self centred they think its about their identity.

Spoiler: OT

Aside: many classic punk bands are fucking shite. Crass and Sex Pistols can fuck right off. I don't get why people still go round wearing Descendants Milo T shirts, yes it was ground breaking at the time but we now have many bands that do what they did better.

Thinking about it, punk and troonism is very similar. Both started out as a way to find an alternate identidy, and rebel against percieved systems. However both groups have since been largely taken over by posers who only have a shallow perception as to what the group is. The only difference is that various punk bands have called out the posers, and troons have not.

 

[stupid frog]

It's interesting how they neeeeever want anything to do with their kind, these trannies. is it like a status thing? like, "oooh, I managed to land myself a natural man/woman! so passable!"

Yes.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

It's interesting how they neeeeever want anything to do with their kind, these trannies. is it like a status thing? like, "oooh, I managed to land myself a natural man/woman! so passable!"

Pretty sure it's only half this and the other half is that they are straight and not blind and can see that that is in fact a man in a dress propositioning them and eww.

 

[barbie meat]

Oh honey, just get off the T, get a haircut and a nose job. You'll be fine.
I have to wonder if she's mixed race? Her full lips and the shape of her philtrum just look strange on an Asian face.

Edit: Looked up some of her reddit activity, she's absolutely 100% Blasian (probably) and is obsessed with shitty rapper and even shittier person Playboi Carti.

I'm no philtrum expert, so I'll give you that, but plenty of Asians got full lips dawg. I agree she looks Blasian tho, most definitely.

Spoiler: proof

 

[majorplayer]

Of course not. But these people are narcissists. Rather than bark up the correct tree (straight women who maybe have a kink of dominating/humiliating men), they bark up the lesbian tree to no effect. Because their relationships or flings really need to be self-validating rather than about caring for the other person.

Yep. Cult effect in place too that telling the truth of trans dating is blasphemy. But muh trans joy

 

[Evilronald]

“Many trans men think they are gay if they sleep with a trans woman.” Well this tranny still has a dick, so I think most men would agree it’s gay to fuck a guy with a penis. Straight men do not want trannies, no matter how much propaganda is put out there. They always talk about being “clockable” or not, but always fail to realize even drunk guys will realize something is very wrong once they have a troon naked.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Link | Archive

Spoiler: Text

Less Attention From Women Post-Transition​

Pre-transition, I was mostly attracted to women and (this is going to sound entirely egotistical, but it's the truth) I got quite a bit of attention from women. I was polite, slightly masc "woman". I had no troubles dating or hooking up. I thought I was the cream of the crop.

Fast forward to transitioning, I have not had a single date or anything since I've officially identified as a man. I feel more confident now and actually really like the way I look, but I can't seem to get any women interested. Tons of gay/queen men, but no women.

I'd love to hear your experiences and thoughts on this. I don't know if it's because I am fairly stealth and queen women don't realize I'm trans. Or if it's because I'm still going through second puberty (I'm at the tail-end, thankfully). Or some other factors that I'm just now considering.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Thinking about it, punk and troonism is very similar. Both started out as a way to find an alternate identidy, and rebel against percieved systems. However both groups have since been largely taken over by posers who only have a shallow perception as to what the group is.

I dunno man, troonism is mostly about sexual deviancy, narcissism, or maladaptive coping mechanisms. Playing music is a really positive coping mechanism for many people and that's why alternative music will never die, and doesn't need to actively recruit, unlike troons. People find their own way to their local scenes, they don't need people brainwashing them on discord.

Spoiler: OT punk vs posers ramble

If you support your local scene, bands playing in grimy pubs etc, you'll see it is not posers. Every single big band that the posers like got there by being supported by people with a genuine passion, travelling to shows on week nights etc. The posers couldn't exist without the huge number of people who actively paid the entry fee and bought the records and t shirts when the bands on their patches started out.

The posers mostly come to the big shows. Just for fun if any of you are into punk but not familiar with UK bands, here and here, are two great songs about "weekend punks," "so where the hell do you get off saying you support bands only see you at the big shows, in a way its ok never mind it tough guy, nothing here nothing for you." Should emphasise, most of such songs are tounge in cheek. Incidentally the second band linked are now Creeper and play at big festivals. Can't blame them, they were never gonna be able to make a living out of Our Time Down Here and at least they had the decency to become a new band before becoming intolerable (to me) so they could make a living off music, unlike Alkaline Trio and AFI. Or Onsind for a more recent example...

If someone says they like punk or hardcore and can't name a single current band from their city, then they're a poser. Exceptions probably have to be made for people from Boston, the East Bay, LA, etc but I think as a rough rule of thumb it stands. Though some cities seem to not have scenes at all, I'd make an exception for them too.

The song "Its over, go home, your cage is clean" from here sums up pretty well the idea that punk is very much still alive if you look in the right places. "You keep your glory days, we'll write something new...... look down, on me cos I wasn't there in '83, its still alive, but i wasn't there in '85."

Also, anyone who has ever lived an extremely self destructive lifestyle, Apathy is easy from that link might hit fucking hard.

People have been saying punk is dead for decades. Currently in the UK, we have a load of bands who are fantastic live: Incisions, Bobby funk, Pizzatramp, Bruise control, Wonk unit, Grand collapse, Rash decision, Fatalist, Disaster forecast, Casual nausea, Knife club. I could go on, most of those bands are better live than on record. I'm a fucking old cunt who has been mostly out of touch for the last decade but I can definitively say, punk is not mostly posers, and its definitely not like troonism.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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When I read shit like this, it just shows how absurd it is that these people are given a platform rather than getting thrown in the loony bin. How do you take this kind of insanity seriously and cater to it? And beyond that: even in a community that’s supposedly the most oppressed ever they still compete about who’s the most oppressed.

As a white colonizer, myself, I'd personally like to apologise to this little pooner for assuming her shithole country where the cartels regularly behead people in the street and have dogs bite off their genitals might take a dim view on trans people.

I'm sure it's a progressive haven, which is why you had to come to America for your education.

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"Trans Broken Leg Syndrome"
I love how this is common enough that they have a name for it.

I cannot stop laughing at 'I need to see an endo because my bones keep breaking'. It's said so casually, like a woman saying 'I need to try a new conditioner because I keep getting split ends'.

Imagining this troon trying to walk round the house and his limbs keep snapping off like Robert Patrick at the end of Terminator 2.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

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“Many trans men think they are gay if they sleep with a trans woman.” Well this tranny still has a dick, so I think most men would agree it’s gay to fuck a guy with a penis. Straight men do not want trannies, no matter how much propaganda is put out there. They always talk about being “clockable” or not, but always fail to realize even drunk guys will realize something is very wrong once they have a troon naked.

I mean really once you buy into the notion that a man can become ( not just dress and act like, become ) a woman deluding yourself into thinking you're going to score the college quarterback decatrillionaire horsehung paragon of mental stability isn't all that big of a leap.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I want to see video of some little dood wrestling and his packer starts slipping around, maybe slides down the leg of his singlet and falls out.

I'm just imagining the conversation between parents in the stands.
"Why do they have a middle schooler on the wrestling team?"
"I don't know man but his dick just fell off. Oh and there he goes running out of the gym crying. I aint done acid since the 90's but I think someone may have slipped me some. This is the weirdest shit I've ever seen."

 

[Risky Horse Business]

"Trans Broken Leg Syndrome"
I love how this is common enough that they have a name for it.

I think it means that when they go to the doctor, even with a broken leg, the doctor diagnoses them as 'just having trans problems'


They have of course stolen this idea from women, who often find going to doctors results in 'it's just period problems' for many a condition.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I cannot stop laughing at 'I need to see an endo because my bones keep breaking'. It's said so casually, like a woman saying 'I need to try a new conditioner because I keep getting split ends'.

Her only regret is... boneitis.