Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

This lawsuit is just announced and mindset is already harvesting. This is more than 3x his usual live viewer numbers. His streams are sporadic from what I can tell but he is usually up to date with current events on the stuff he's already interested in. I imagine if the carano lawsuit actually gets streamed, he'll reap even bigger cause he can claim ties to disney.

Nick meanwhile, probably finds the subject too puerile. Do you guys think he'll do it anyway, and say the same things he did when he decided to stream the depp trial (while other lawyers wanted to call dibs: my audience wanted me to cover it)

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Even Branca is throwing his hat because he knows it'll be a money maker. I personally think Nick has been shut out of the club and his Gina coverage will be a wet fart. He'll do it a day or two and get bored.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder what Nick looks like in the timeline where Maddox's lolsuit and LanDUI were replaced with actually actionable things and a competent lawyer. Nick might still be practicing law. Probably poorly, but his Icarian flight to the rarefied air and rapid decline towards the ground has only exacerbated his worst traits

Ironically Maddox probably actually did have some actionable things but instead he sued over bullshit he was seething about. LanDUI did him dirty letting him file a bunch of incoherent seething instead of Dax doing things like fucking around with his living. He might not have won but he at least wouldn't have made a complete laughingstock of himself.

Probably poorly, but his Icarian flight to the rarefied air and rapid decline towards the ground has only exacerbated his worst traits

His problem is he's wrecked his reputation as anyone who can be taken seriously on legal issues or, really, any issues at all other than maybe Balldos and cuckoldry, or why it's totally groovy to shit on some guy's grave because a black man wrote a comic.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

JFC people, there's a lawtube thread! Unless Nick starts talking about stuff, this thread moves fast enough as is without adding in traffic on what the others are doing.

Dipping in a bit of his Vince McMahon "coverage", it was very low energy and clearly he had not prepped at all. He could get away with that in the old days, when people gave him the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know why they would now. (Also not a good sign, if Balldoman can't prep for his show, how can he PrEP for his AAAIIIIIIIDDDSDSDSSSS???)

 

[zyclonPD]

Even Branca is throwing his hat because he knows it'll be a money maker. I personally think Nick has been shut out of the club and his Gina coverage will be a wet fart. He'll do it a day or two and get bored.

I hope everyone other than Nick covering this trial make a million dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

Dipping in a bit of his Vince McMahon "coverage", it was very low energy and clearly he had not prepped at all. He could get away with that in the old days, when people gave him the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know why they would now. (Also not a good sign, if Balldoman can't prep for his show, how can he PrEP for his AAAIIIIIIIDDDSDSDSSSS???)

That was before he was so wetbrained and coombrained he couldn't think straight. How does he expect his audience to give a shit about his show when he doesn't?

 

[Captain Manning]

Even Branca is throwing his hat because he knows it'll be a money maker. I personally think Nick has been shut out of the club and his Gina coverage will be a wet fart. He'll do it a day or two and get bored.
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Well, the other thing is that Vito doesn't like Carano. He made this absolutely genius tweet the other night. Couldn't help but work in a pedo angle as usual.


(Courtesy of @GPrimacado from the CG thread).

He's also been doing videos on Carano calling her an idiot and mocking her.

So it's a pretty safe bet Lord Masterson would not be happy if Nick took a position contrary to his pet. The position that the rest of Lawtube is probably gonna take (and make money off of). Vito is a comedic genius second only to Dick. Gotta hold the line for daddy Dick.

Nick listening to Dick works out so well for him.

 

[Maraschino]

Honestly, his sporadic and haphazard streams mid 2022 was when I nearly first noped out on him. Then he started talking about all the sex shit in his suitcase and the alarm bells went off.

Lurking his thread and laughing at the trainwreck has been much more entertaining then suffering the coomermism.

How fucked is your marriage that you have to regularly have "emergency date nights?" At 11 PM?

Like holy shit if you're going to lie don't repeat the same incompetent lie lmao.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

How fucked is your marriage that you have to regularly have "emergency date nights?" At 11 PM?

Like holy shit if you're going to lie don't repeat the same incompetent lie lmao.

I mean I think it’s plausible that he’s telling the truth about going on an “emergency date,” but if that is the case, he didn’t say what he did that created the need, and I don’t think it’s going to fix anything

 

[genericwhitemale]

This lawsuit is just announced and mindset is already harvesting. This is more than 3x his usual live viewer numbers. His streams are sporadic from what I can tell but he is usually up to date with current events on the stuff he's already interested in. I imagine if the carano lawsuit actually gets streamed, he'll reap even bigger cause he can claim ties to disney.

Nick meanwhile, probably finds the subject too puerile. Do you guys think he'll do it anyway, and say the same things he did when he decided to stream the depp trial (while other lawyers wanted to call dibs: my audience wanted me to cover it)

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His good friend Vito the Pedo is on Xitter making hypotheticals about how her getting fired is okay and comparing it to someone getting fired for talking about the AOC being 10.



Guarantee Dick is also going to scoff at it too now that he's anti-anti-woke. As for Nick, now that the tradcon grift is dead he's not going to milk it like he would've milked the Vic/Rittenhouse/Depp stuff. His copout will probably be "people want me to invest so much time into doing another trial stream, but I have things I need to do!"

 

[DumbDude43]

but he really is a full on ralphamale now.

hell no he has a looooong way to go before approaching gunt levels of lolcow

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

hell no he has a looooong way to go before approaching gunt levels of lolcow

Today Nick is auctioning his alcohol intake, tomorrow he'll be scavenging for the last drop of liquor amongst the empty bottles on the floor. Soon he'll be truffle hunting for Xanny berries in the carpet.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's lucky he drove his old Weebwars era fans away, because they would be giving him a massive rash of shit right now.

This was from a few days ago but it reminded me that I have a whole stack of live chats/super chats downloaded that can be used to illustrate how Nick's metrics have changed over time.

Here's a breakdown of Nick's Youtube live chat audience categorized into different groups based on the time period of when they started chatting in Nick's YouTube live chat. (I've described how I came up with these tables and the caveats associated with the method at the bottom of this post.)

Of the live chatters in Nick's YouTube streams from December 2023 (may not sum to 100% due to rounding):

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December 2023 audience statistics

5% are pre-Vic
11% are Weebwars era (Feb-Oct 2019)
16% are from Nov 2019 - Oct 2021
= 32% of his live chat audience started watching before he popped off from trial streams.

26% are from the Kyle trial (Nov 2021)
10% are from Dec 2021 - March 2022
9% are from Depp (April-May 2022)
= 45% of his live chat audience started chatting during the peak trial streaming period.

24% date to post-Depp, that is June 2022 or later (the second half of 2022 and all of 2023).

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Compare to August 2022, a few months after the Depp trial and the month the Vic appeal failed, and when he went to Hedonism II for (presumably) the first time:

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August 2022 audience statistics

5% are pre-Vic
13% are Weebwars era (Feb-Oct 2019)
18% are from Nov 2019 - Oct 2021
= 36% of his live chat audience came before he popped off from trial streams.

26% are from the Kyle trial (Nov 2021)
11% are from Dec 2021 - March 2022
12% are from Depp (April-May 2022)
= 49% of his live chat audience started chatting during the peak trial streaming period.

15% started chatting from June 2022 to August 2022.

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These figures actually look quite similar, beyond the fact that the "post-Depp" group is now larger because it covers a much longer period of time.

What's wildly different is not the proportions, but the size. By my tally, Nick had over 14,000 different accounts come to his YouTube channel sending at least one message to his live chat back in August 2022. That figure was down about 80% by December 2023. Remember, this is not super chats, this is just people sending regular live chat messages. I could do the same thing for the super chats, but I'm guessing the general idea is the same except I think that's down more than 80%.

In other words, Nick added a whole bunch of fans from his trial streaming period, but then through his drunken idiocy drove most of them away. Or maybe they all went to Rumble? That must be it.

The proportions of chatters that came during each time period is about the same. That reads to me like Nick has shed most of his viewers associated with each era of his show, while keeping the absolutely most dimwitted fans he accumulated over the years, which is what I was guessing beforehand anyway based on @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's posts about the Locals chat!

How this was calculated:

As some people may know, each YouTube account is associated with a unique Channel ID. This channel ID remains the same even if you change your username. The live chat replays for every VOD has each chatter's channel ID linked to all their chats. That means that by combining the live chat replays associated with all the VODs from a channel it's possible to look at each live chat participant and determine the first time they sent a message in that channel's chat.

Since I obtained the live chat replays for VODs that were in some cases years old, the figures above are subject to certain caveats:

• I don't have the replays for any VODs that have been taken down either by YouTube or Rekieta himself. (I believe there was a period in early 2021 where Nick experimented with deleting the VODs and uploading them on a second channel or something? That shouldn't really effect this too much.)
• When a YouTube account is banned or deleted by the user, I believe this removes all the comments associated with that user.

As far as I know, this is very similar to how Playboard must come up with their super chat data, the only difference is I am pretty sure they must scrape it live rather than downloading the replay after the fact. This prevents undercounting of revenue from the two caveats above.

 

[FedPostalService]

His good friend Vito the Pedo is on Xitter making hypotheticals about how her getting fired is okay and comparing it to someone getting fired for talking about the AOC being 10.

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Guarantee Dick is also going to scoff at it too now that he's anti-anti-woke. As for Nick, now that the tradcon grift is dead he's not going to milk it like he would've milked the Vic/Rittenhouse/Depp stuff. His copout will probably be "people want me to invest so much time into doing another trial stream, but I have things I need to do!"

I don’t get their weird anti-anti-woke stance, usually it’s guys who make the same points as the Culture Warriors but politer and with less cringe. An example would be the Eat Garbage people.

Vito and Dick are just taking random opposite takes to Big Culture War whilst still wanting to shout the gamer word. I know it’s all essentially a grift on all sides but these retards are clearly just doing it for attention and how anyone is paying them that attention is astounding.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I don’t get their weird anti-anti-woke stance, usually it’s guys who make the same points as the Culture Warriors but politer and with less cringe. An example would be the Eat Garbage people.

Vito and Dick are just taking random opposite takes to Big Culture War whilst still wanting to shout the gamer word. I know it’s all essentially a grift on all sides but these retards are clearly just doing it for attention and how anyone is paying them that attention is astounding.

In their minds, they think it makes them super smart, big brained contrarians who call out both sides, bro! Like they shit on the left, but also the right and realise both sides are wrong, unlike the two of them who are actually sensible and know what's really going on!
In reality, Vito is one of the most Twitter-brained liberal people I've ever had the displeasure of encountering online, but ironically for someone who calls people grifters he grifts the culture warrior crowd by pretending to be "one of the good ones."
As for Dick, it's a mix of his desperate attention seeking personality, his stubborn contarianism, his vindictiveness towards the right wing audience he built up who abandoned him after the lolicon/Cuties debacle and probably also hanging around Vito long enough that he starts to agree with his awful opinions.
They think it makes them appeal to everyone because they're not taking any kind of principled stance, even if it means betraying everything they used to believe in or say they believe in, but in reality they just appeal to no one except the biggest die hard simps who will never call them out no matter how much their shit stinks.

 

[Journoscum]

Vito and Dick are just taking random opposite takes to Big Culture War whilst still wanting to shout the gamer word. I know it’s all essentially a grift on all sides but these retards are clearly just doing it for attention and how anyone is paying them that attention is astounding.

Absolutely correct. Before even seeing Vito's goofy tweet, I could have told you Daxipad's exact position on this, solely because it is the opposite of what most people who would listen to his show believe.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

So it's a pretty safe bet Lord Masterson would not be happy if Nick took a position contrary to his pet. The position that the rest of Lawtube is probably gonna take (and make money off of). Vito is a comedic genius second only to Dick. Gotta hold the line for daddy Dick.

Nick isn't going to give two shits about this case and just brush it off so it won't amount to much. He'll neither confirm or go against their views. It would require too much thought.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick listening to Dick works out so well for him.

Masterson and his own, yes.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

hell no he has a looooong way to go before approaching gunt levels of lolcow

oh he hasn't hit the bottom for sure but he's acquired all the gunt qualities and started that journey. The ego, grandiosity, self-delusion, the aggressiveness to anyone that doesn't suck him off, and the beloved alcohol. He's currently at 2019 pillstream ralph or so right now. It's only downhill from here since he's refused to pull up.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

oh he hasn't hit the bottom for sure but he's acquired all the gunt qualities and started that journey. The ego, grandiosity, self-delusion, the aggressiveness to anyone that doesn't suck him off, and the beloved alcohol. He's currently at 2019 pillstream ralph or so right now. It's only downhill from here since he's refused to pull up.

Nick also has a  lot more to lose right now in his decline, than Ralph did at his height. Which means whatever small bit of self preservation Nick has left will try to keep him up and afloat, until he kills it off with enough liquor to knock out an elephant.

The descent is sure, but sporadic. But anyone with even an unrefined sense of pattern recognition can see where this is going, and just how much worse it can truly get.

Nick is the sort of lolcow investment that pays off big in the long run.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The audio from the cuck shed he films in now is terrible. I am trying to watch the Elissa clips and it's hard to make out what he is saying unless I turn the volume WAY up.

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