Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

If he starts advising the Ukrainians to simply go up stairs to defeat the menace of Russian robo warfare, that’ll confirm it.
If patrick winds up getting shot by the cops during his next self-called swaTTTTTTTing hes gonna regenerate into an an even more obese and retarded faggot

EDIT: Oh god I just got the mental image of him being an alien from an entire planet of fatricks and at long last I understand Lovecraft's existential horror when looking up at the stars
 
>doctor who
isnt that show mostly watched by women and homos?
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Yes.
 
Found this on Owen A. Forrens. Pat makes a tweet both dissing his father and gratuitously insulting someone else. The man is just such an indescribable piece of shit. :tomlinson:Why me?
"My dad is bigger than your dad he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland" - Patrick S Tomlinson 2024

Seriously though he did surpass his father in being both fat and stupid, this I can conclude even without knowing his father because he has surpassed everybody else on the planet in being fat and stupid, except for Jackie Singh. They're both tied on being gross and ugly though.

If he starts advising the Ukrainians to simply go up stairs to defeat the menace of Russian robo warfare, that’ll confirm it.
Fun fact: That's how you outmaneuver one Patrick S Tomlinson so it must work. Do have fun.

Hmmmmmm?
 
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After giving it some thought I can say without any irony that I would religiously watch every single episode of Nu Doctor Who so long as they recast the literal nigger faggot they have in the title role now with Fatrick, and have the show be all about him traveling through time and space to escape paying quasi, all while recruiting famous black men throughout history to fart in his wife.
 
My dad takes more drugs than a touring funk band. Sing it!

"My dad is bigger than your dad he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland" - Patrick S Tomlinson 2024

Seriously though he did surpass his father in being both fat and stupid, this I can conclude even without knowing his father because he has surpassed everybody else on the planet in being fat and stupid, except for Jackie Singh. They're both tied on being gross and ugly though.


Fun fact: That's how you outmaneuver one Patrick S Tomlinson so it must work. Do have fun.


Hmmmmmm?

:tomlinson:No stalker, he isnt't. And no stalker, he hasn't. And no stalker, he hasn't.
Yes, stalker. I did. No, stalker, you can't and no stalker, I haven't. And no, stalker, we're not.
No, stalker, you didn't. No stalker, it didn't. And no, stalker. You won't.
Enjoy prison.
 
This is why Pat can't blame trolls, everywhere he goes he immediately starts arguments with normies and calls them idiots/breaks out "Fuck you're stupid".

Was looking at the Blue Sky and saw this post:

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Did a 2-second reverse image search.....it's a model. For sale on Ebay. Jesus, Pat.

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https://archive.ph/wip/MEgZV
In fairness, the model seller appears to be selling a model based on an actual thing someone took a picture of about 2 years ago.

Given how old this is (in Twitter attention span time) I wonder what caused him to see it now. 🤔
 
Not entirely out the question. Channeling my consoomer memories I could only vaguely remember one extremely dubious pop culture source for the idea, namely the Doctor Who reboot circa the late 00s wherin a character attempts to blind a Dalek (alien nazi in a mini tank for those who wisely do not care to look in to the show's lore) with a paintball gun, and I say extremely dubious because the whole point of the scene in particular was that this did absolutely fucking nothing to stop it, and the character woulda got killed then and there were it not for plot armour.

That being said if anyone is retarded enough to draw inspiration from this to suggest it be done to an IRL tank its our beloved man of pig
This needs patgpt to say "my vision is not impaired stalker those are your delusions"

Or get a dalek to say "child" that would also be funny
 
Unfortunately for him the only thing distinguishing the atalker message from what Patrick actually posts on a daily per-minute basis is signing it with the twitter username. Whoever gets that message is just going to look at his twitter and go "yep that's him," since it's exactly what he posts at everyone anyway.
 
Yes, Patrick typically provides me with a minimum of 10 minutes of the hardest laughing of the day, day in day out and has made my life somewhat better.
Found this on Owen A. Forrens. Pat makes a tweet both dissing his father and gratuitously insulting someone else. The man is just such an indescribable piece of shit. :tomlinson:Why me?

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And it appears that there was a truck accident involving a Thomas G. Tomlinson that apparently took place in 1973. This would put him at a credible age to be Pat's father. Thomas G Tomlinson is listed as a relative in Whitepages.

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Tomlinson was drunk driving and was treated for a shoulder injury, so it might be a different accident, or just a Porky Pat Porky.
So he's only surpassed his father in that he hasn't nearly killed someone while drunk driving? Well way to go I guess?
 
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