Rocksteady teases Suicide Squad game

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With how terrible it is that this game even exists, it warms my heart to see everyone come together and hate it.
Oh, the Reddit trannies have been trying hard to save this game. Believe me. I've been hearing stories of Reddit trannies telling others to positive review bomb the game on Steam and Metacritic in order to save it. Reddit trannies will do anything to save their superhero goyslop and claussy queen.
 
Oh, the Reddit trannies have been trying hard to save this game. Believe me. I've been hearing stories of Reddit trannies telling others to positive review bomb the game on Steam and Metacritic in order to save it. Reddit trannies will do anything to save their superhero goyslop and claussy queen.
Thing is, they don't even care about the game. They just care about signaling in the here and now. Like I said earlier, when next "current thing" replaces this, they'll forget about it. They're not going to return to this game next year, next decade, next whatever as if it's actually the cultural phenomenon they think it is. It will be memory-holed like the rest of their woke propaganda.

None of this stuff will last, nor is it meant to. These people only exist in the moment and their only future is sucking off a shotgun.
 
Oh, the Reddit trannies have been trying hard to save this game. Believe me. I've been hearing stories of Reddit trannies telling others to positive review bomb the game on Steam and Metacritic in order to save it. Reddit trannies will do anything to save their superhero goyslop and claussy queen.
It has been amusing watching some of these reddit fags attempt to do so on Twitter/X. Unfortunately for them, reddit mods cannot keep you safe there, and a few morons have been trying to proudly shout out that it isn't that bad or, the all time favorite "let people enjoy what they like". It warms my heart to watch every one of these posts get absolutely shat upon by people who don't like playing shit video games.
 
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Not trying to just image post, but she's so bogged.
 
Since there has been commentary about Wonder Woman looking like a dyke or a tranny, I was curious about previous depictions of Wonder Woman in video games to see if any studio made a good looking model of her, why does she look so...?

Out of all of these versions the ones that look fine to me is the ones in the first image, the first Wonder Woman (16 Bit) requires imagination, the second (Classic Attire) and the fifth (Fortnite) looks okay. The rest looks like the wrestler Chyna or a Bollywood knock off.

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After watching some people play the game I feel the need to spreg about the game and DC lore as a comic book fan. Prepare for some high quality autism.
  • Lex Luthor would never simp for Wonder Woman. The man hates gods. He hates those that were born with power instead of earning it. It is one of the reasons why he hates Superman so much and he would hate Wonder Woman for the same reason given that she is a literal demigoddess.
  • Batman would never want people to make a Batman Museum. In the animated series he was disgusted with gift shops in Gotham selling Batman merch. The man is private and paranoid as all fuck. He would never do this. Even with his identity out in the open he still wouldn't do that. He is the opposite of Iron Man in that regard.
  • Superman would never be a utter naïve dumbass and welcome Brainiac. He would be very suspicious of him.
  • When a Green Lantern dies their ring either goes back to Oa or seeks another worthy person. You can not take the ring off the owner and wear it. It won't work.
  • Also, how fuck did John Stewart get brainwashed? As a holder of a Green Lantern ring he should have a strong will power. If he went evil and lost his will he should of lost his ring. Speaking of which:
  • How the fuck did Batman get brainwashed? Batman is known as the man with the indomitable will. He should have been the last guy who could be brainwashed.
  • The Suicide Squad would never treat Wonder Wolman with such respect and reverence. It is so stupid that they do.
  • Captain Boomerang would never piss on the Flash.
You can tell that this game was made by people who, not only do not know DC lore, but actively hate DC and its characters with the expectation of Wonder Woman. Dumb. A dumb game for dumb people. No wonder Reddit loves it.
 
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My buddy and I were riffing on this game last night (neither of us give a shit about it, I don' think either of us have played any of the Arkham games or anything else from this dev) and even with my limited knowledge of the universe it seems absolutely insane that a bunch of ragtag faggots could manage to kill Superman or The Flash. Doesn't The Flash have like, control over the fucking timestream? How does he get beat by a shark with arms?
 
Since there has been commentary about Wonder Woman looking like a dyke or a tranny, I was curious about previous depictions of Wonder Woman in video games to see if any studio made a good looking model of her, why does she look so...?

Out of all of these versions the ones that look fine to me is the ones in the first image, the first Wonder Woman (16 Bit) requires imagination, the second (Classic Attire) and the fifth (Fortnite) looks okay. The rest looks like the wrestler Chyna or a Bollywood knock off.

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I think Gundam put it best; you can't make a game for the mythical 'modern audience' without hitting every woman with the mid stick.
Well female characters like this are designed by insecure women. The only people sticking up for these types of female character designs are trannies who say "beauty is subjective" (LMAO! Cope) and probably hope that with female character designs like this they can change female beauty standards and make the masses believe that they pass. You will never pass trannies.
 
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Since there has been commentary about Wonder Woman looking like a dyke or a tranny, I was curious about previous depictions of Wonder Woman in video games to see if any studio made a good looking model of her, why does she look so...?

Out of all of these versions the ones that look fine to me is the ones in the first image, the first Wonder Woman (16 Bit) requires imagination, the second (Classic Attire) and the fifth (Fortnite) looks okay. The rest looks like the wrestler Chyna or a Bollywood knock off.

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When I think of Wonder woman I think of Tifa from FF7 not because their characters are similar but because her design is equal parts strong and feminine without sacrificing either aspect.

I like the TBA one to be honest. Skirt with thigh high boots is sexy without being ridiculous. Hopefully Monolith is not letting Sweet Baby go over their designs.
 
Well female characters like this are designed by insecure women. The only people sticking up from these types of female character designs are trannies who say "beauty is subjective" (LMAO! Cope) and probably hope that with female character designs like this they can change female beauty standards and make the masses believe that they pass. You will never pass trannies.
Naaaaawh.
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My buddy and I were riffing on this game last night (neither of us give a shit about it, I don' think either of us have played any of the Arkham games or anything else from this dev) and even with my limited knowledge of the universe it seems absolutely insane that a bunch of ragtag faggots could manage to kill Superman or The Flash. Doesn't The Flash have like, control over the fucking timestream? How does he get beat by a shark with arms?
The game weirdly doesn't try to downplay this or justify it with plot circumstances. Superman gets a shard of kryptonite rammed into his chest by Wonder Woman and just kind of laughs it off. Flash dodges a sniper bullet coming at him from behind, which seems a little much even by Flash standards. GL picks up the whole squad and daintily transports them across the sky, without dropping them, so that he can have a boss fight on top of a skyscraper. They make a whole show of how the protags basically have no chance of harming them and could be instantly killed by them at any moment. Then they get shot to death anyway.
 
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