That's because your depravity has made you stupid, and the E. coli has metastasized up your urethra and all up into your bloodstream. Little niggers with sharp teeth and wicked claws (VERY sharp!) are currently marauding through your bloodstream, crossing your blood-brain barrier, and commandeering your ballsack to make you produce cum in response to poopstink. The fact that you are sexually aroused by the smell of your wife's shit mingling with your semen as it comes dribbling brownly out of her prolapsed, ruined hole means that the fucking parasites have turned you fucking gay.
Absolutely not, I refuse. I place a high priority on leaving as much jizz inside her body as feasible. Neither of us get UTIs because we apply best practices: just like she goes for a pee after I blow a load in her puss, I go for a pee after I blow a load in her ass.
We didn't need to know this.
This is disgusting. Accidents happen, but if your dick is getting shit on it someone has done something wrong.
No way, that's lame.
Tell him castration makes males fatter, weaker, uglier and more susceptible to hair loss.Off topic but what is the best thing to say to someone who wants to cut off their balls but not their pee pee, one of my friends wants to do so in the next year so I have a year to convince them otherwise.
They're taking estrogen, doesn't that stop hair loss inherently?
No balls.Off topic but what is the best thing to say to someone who wants to cut off their balls but not their pee pee, one of my friends wants to do so in the next year so I have a year to convince them otherwise.
Do they actually have any reason to not cut their balls off? Because if they're the kind of person who thinks it's a good idea to get their balls cut off, they're probably the type that was never going to have any good use for them anyways.Off topic but what is the best thing to say to someone who wants to cut off their balls but not their pee pee, one of my friends wants to do so in the next year so I have a year to convince them otherwise.
This is your brain on anal sex. Avoid anal, preserve your brain, keep your cock free of poop and not fuck up the bowel movements of your woman. Thank you for coming to my TED talk now wash your poop cock.
Ackschually, God gave you a sensitive prostate to temp you into sticking things up your ass, you're supposed to resist this temptation.
Or you can just reach around and underneath her to rub the fuck out of her clit. Works like a charm for me and the women I've assfucked.
