Litigation Fund

[BradCarter]

After this you just need to keep the amount in your legal warchest public. It seems like waggling around the stick you can fuck people with makes them want to respect your legal rights more.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

i just want to take a moment to give the middle finger to all the doom pilled faggots who were doompositng about how jersh wasnt going to raise enough money or that a lawsuit isnt going to do any good.
you faggots lost, eat some crow, and take the positive polly pill.

He hasn’t won, but it’s a shot across the bow.

 

[Dick Mason]

$150k raised in 5.5 days.
Goal doubled.
Troons in despair.
Kiwis delighted.
Have faith fellow degenerates, we can achieve amazing things together.

At that pace KF is set to break a $1 million in 28 days. That's like $10 billion by Christmas, adjusting for inflation, interest compounded momentarily, carry the one...

At Nulls going rate I think he owes us 150 hours now.

Let's compromise. You can watch Cowboy Bebop or Trigun.

No we need to just pick one ep of something, we're not going to subject him to whole seasons dude come on

Sailor Moon could fit 150 hours pretty well. Why not watch from start to end? A thing worth doing, after all.

 

[2ndBest]

Great paper, but isn’t Controller misspelled?

 

[Slav Power]

Pretty funny that some people have shit themselves hard at the sight of $150k.

Because they've realized that now Null has 150k$ that he can use to sue their asses for spreading legally actionable defamation. Of course, before Null had 150k$ for litigation they had no fear in spreading those lies. Just goes to show how cowardly and pathetic those people are.

 

[Null]

I'd like to confirm receipt of 0.75 BTC, which is the $30,000 promise I mentioned earlier.

Great paper, but isn’t Controller misspelled?

No. https://occ.gov/

 

[Jemn Oopi]

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This newfangled trend of posting press releases in the form of images really annoys me.

Lolcow LLC
400 D St.
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303
+1 (423) 973-9793
press@kiwifarms.net

February 7th, 2024
Press Statement

To our generous members and all spectators who hope for a better Internet,

Four days ago, a crowdfunding page for ongoing and future litigation was opened at lolcowfund.hardin.law, with the ambitious goal of raising $75,000. We met this amount within 24 hours and have since reached $150,000.

The week before, our community was maligned and defamed by baseless accusations of morally repugnant and criminal behavior, spread by high-profile members of the tech community and re-published nationwide. These statements were made to excuse prior unprofessional behavior, and as an attempt to further isolate us from the services of reputable for-profit and nonprofit organizations moving forward.

In the time since collecting this money, all parties preemptively retracted their statements, and one has publicly admitted that their claims do not reflect their beliefs. It is my hope that they will be reasonable in pre-litigation and settle the matter as efficiently as possible.

This crowdfund, only made possible due to the protective laws around IOLTAs, demonstrates that, if all legal websites could process payments without bank-level censorship, the Internet would be a more accessible, diverse, and free space. The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency should unpause the Fair Access Rule and allow the free market to decide what the Internet should be.

I am overwhelmed with gratitude for this outpouring of support. Thousands of people have made it clear that, as long as I intend to continue forward, they will support me even against seemingly insurmountable odds.

Sincerely,
Joshua Moon
Managing Member
Lolcow LLC
[Kiwi Farms logo]

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Josh you have to wear a suit to make an official statement

 

[RowboatGirlyman]

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Not sure if this was posted yet, but I feel it fits. The line must be drawn here!

 

[Null]

Josh you have to wear a suit to make an official statement

I'm in adidas trackpants and that's as good as you're getting from where i'm at.

 

[2ndBest]

Josh you have to wear a suit to make an official statement

Needs to make it in the same vein as Big Man Tyrone

 

[blablabla]

where i can read the public retractions?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I'd like to confirm receipt of 0.75 BTC, which is the $30,000 promise I mentioned earlier.

Luxury cheese feast tonight, boys!

 

[Tackleberry]

I'm in adidas trackpants and that's as good as you're getting from where i'm at.

At least dress up like an Applebee's manager.

 

[FBI Neighbor]

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lol calm down

 

[2ndBest]

Can we still donate even after we’ve reached the goal? I’m waiting on some funds to come in to donate.

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

Trannies absolutely BTFO'D.

 

[Fcret]

Imagining a smug tech troon being called into a zoom meeting and chewed out for talking out their ass on twitter has put such a big smile on my face.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Sailor Moon could fit 150 hours pretty well. Why not watch from start to end? A thing worth doing, after all.

The Dic Dub right?

 

[blablabla]

we are at 180k?!
in the words of the naitch we are limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WOOOOOOOO