Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

Gay men fetishize giving eachother AIDS

And also receiving AIDS from another man.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Is it me or does it look like someone punched this faggot in the face? HIs left eye orbit around the bridge of his nose looks weird. And his (((Polish))) nose looks more crooked than usual.
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You're not the only one who's noticed. There was someone in the elissaclips comment section on YouTube who was speculating based on his appearance that Nick might have fallen while drunk, and that maybe that was what one of his stream cancellations was caused by.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

Null did ask Nick, who touched the cow, and he couldn't answer.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You can tell that they desperately want to be accepted by the “community” here when they use local colloquialisms, but are equally desperate for null’s approval by conflating “touching the poo” into “touching the cow.”

Btw, null was objectively correct in that “touching the poo,” no matter how accurate an analogy, is fucking gross and juvenile and unbecoming of the site.

I will never understand why "touching the cow" is not referred to as Cow Tipping.

 

[Thugnificent]

I am not sure if he is just taking Nick's word for it, or trying to avoid drama with Nick by throwing the Farms under the bus because it is easier, but the only thing that really comes to mind that could meet this definition is:

- Superchat/Rants that are negative and cannot be proven to be farmers

- Blaming KF for swatting

- Something that Nick claims in private

- Null talking about him on MATI

- Panoptes logging the chat and doxxing his stupid wine mom and tough guy audience

I personally think it is a bit of the first and last. He (like the fat Austrailian one) was mocked in passing and has never gotten over it.

Remember, HE challenged the Farms to dox him and said we could not.

Could it be a backhanded comment? That being said, I still don't think LM was ever a true detractor, just grifting both sides.

 

[McMitch]

I will never understand why "touching the cow" is not referred to as Cow Tipping.

In this case, it’s because Nick went to say the phrase that gets word filtered out, but awkwardly changed the last word to “cow” mid sentence because he realized he was talking to null. It just permeated from there.

Frankly, there’s no snappy phrase like “cow tipping” because discussion of directly interacting with lolcows is limited to people offsite making plans or bad actors falsely accusing the Farms of doing so.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Null did ask Nick, who touched the cow, and he couldn't answer.

Twitter is Cancer was trying to touch the cow but got promptly banned. I think that's who Nick was referring to at the time which is why Nick couldn't say anything, as he knew Josh had taken care of it.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Null did ask Nick, who touched the cow, and he couldn't answer.

That's obviously because Null is autistic and couldn't read Nick's epic lawyer social cues. See, the answers were hidden in his limp wrists and seductive licking of the bottle. Null's autism just couldn't handle the raw power of a non-practicing attorney's command of social interactions.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

In this case, it’s because Nick went to say the phrase that gets word filtered out, but awkwardly changed the last word to “cow” mid sentence because he realized he was talking to null. It just permeated from there.

Frankly, there’s no snappy phrase like “cow tipping” because discussion of directly interacting with lolcows is limited to people offsite making plans or bad actors falsely accusing the Farms of doing so.

I still feel that responding to someone who goes out of their way to be a douchebag with "No Cow Tipping" is more natural than don't touch the poo.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

How the fuck can the asshole who purports to be a lawyer who fondled a cow so completely and with such overwhelming affection that his cow-fondling landed him in court for defamation with an astronomical bill for legal costs, complain about other people touching the cow?

These people aren't lawyers. They're just halfwits.

 

[Maude Snew]

How the fuck can the asshole who purports to be a lawyer who fondled a cow so completely and with such overwhelming affection that his cow-fondling landed him in court for defamation with an astronomical bill for legal costs, complain about other people touching the cow?

As a hood rat ghetto Baketball American that he is, Nick just heard of supposed fucking with a watermelon and chimped right the fuck out, as is befitting of his background. You knew that all the people who rode the school bus with him are in prison now? Hard knock life Nick. Hard Knick life if you will.

 

[Kopasea]

Twitter is Cancer was trying to touch the cow but got promptly banned. I think that's who Nick was referring to at the time which is why Nick couldn't say anything, as he knew Josh had taken care of it.

TiC was definitely touching the cow. But, in my opinion, his complaints were more aimed at @Himedall All-seeing Waifu for ruining his lewd locals posting. At this point though, Nick had enough brain cells to realize complaining about that was about as bitch made as he could be.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I will never understand why "touching the cow" is not referred to as Cow Tipping.

It is on the female farms.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This was the clip I was referring to. Dripping in more sarcasm than the MANdy chats, actually and seeming to be mocking anyone who cares.

Update from Wednesday night's show:

After responding sarcastically (quoted above) to someone who brought up how much Vic was ordered to pay on Monday night, on his show last night, his next show after cancelling the Tuesday one), he finally responded to someone directly asking in the chat.

Nick summarizes what happened: "If you really want to talk about the order for Vic to pay, there you go: there's a judgment, and now he's ordered to pay, not much."

Nick adds: "I don't know anything about the case anymore."

He has not been keeping up, but he heard about the order because he did see people talking about it on places like Twitter.

Nick claims he may cover the order on his next show, but I wouldn't hold your breath.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick adds: "I don't know anything about the case anymore."

I guess Vic also leaves him on read these days when he texts from the shower. Nick probably hopes that Vic makes a million dollars, he's gonna need it after all.

 

[Vect]

...fucking gross and juvenile and unbecoming of the site.

Null can have all the standards that he wants but that right there is an oxymoron.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

Judging from the language used, LM got this either direct from Nick, or from watching Nick's cope session about Josh. The use of words is just too specific for Andrew to have independently come up with on his own.

Presumably, he's salty because the Farms found out his info when stateside, including why he hasn't really returned.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

TiC was definitely touching the cow. But, in my opinion, his complaints were more aimed at @Himedall All-seeing Waifu for ruining his lewd locals posting. At this point though, Nick had enough brain cells to realize complaining about that was about as bitch made as he could be.

You could be right. Nick seems to seethe in private about what really bothers him. He tries to have these private sessions in DMs (e.g. Kalea, PC, @elb, and Josh) and he quickly stopped addressing me directly when I ignored him and his half-baked insults on his LOCALS streams. He has no recourse to reach me via DM outside of signing up for an account here, and I have stated beforehand that I would make all those DMs public.

I am not like to get any shower calls from Nick--unless I start an OF, a brothel, or a gigilo industry. I almost feel cheated... almost...

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick did 5x better on YT( $105 ). $126/h isn't bad but it seems like it won't last. Short streams on old topics seem like a bad idea. Nick said nothing and 'jew' has 1 hit. No chart for rants.

Poor sweet summer child:

tboyted

Are you going to be able to cover any trials in the coming months

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