Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lidl Drip]

"Look Josh, I am happy for you, I hope you will make a million dollars on your fundraiser, but... you're not gonna win. Because you don't understand social cues. But I love you man, so I am willing to help you out... there is only one thing I need you to do for me in return.

Put.
On.
The Balldo."

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

"Look Josh, I am happy for you, I hope you will make a million dollars on your fundraiser, but... you're not gonna win. Because you don't understand social cues. But I love you man, so I am willing to help you out... there is only one thing I need you to do for me in return.

Put.
On.
The Balldo."

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That is one hell of an unsettling expression, holy fuck

 

[miss ethanol]

He LOVES singing with his wife. He worked hard to be good enough to do it for years. If Kayla is singing through the day and in the carN then he knows she is happy and he worries when she isnt.

That practice paid off when he sang "Mandy" to MANdy.

Plus it satisfies his quota of 233 vacations per year. I imagine there are some times of year Jamaica isn't very nice.

Those times are when Ricardo and Romaine are not available.

Considering Nick's tendency to passive aggressively gloat, if he had gotten his contract renewed, he most certainly would have held that over everyone's heads. Especially considering the "Kiwi Figs" comment he made concerning initial Rumble speculation.

His silence on the matter tells us all we really need to know.

One of the good things about him being a fucking weasel using lawyer logic is that he seems unable to tell a full-on lie, he says, half truths, omits important details, sprinkles the truth, etc. So right now I 100% believe he has not renewed anything, if he had he would have said so, even if it was less than favorable to him.

Dipping in a bit of his Vince McMahon "coverage", it was very low energy and clearly he had not prepped at all. He could get away with that in the old days, when people gave him the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know why they would now. (Also not a good sign, if Balldoman can't prep for his show, how can he PrEP for his AAAIIIIIIIDDDSDSDSSSS???)

He only knows how to prep bulls.

 

[LiquidKid]

If you’d read my reply, I clarified that I’m worried about exposing some kid or stranger to a flash of goatse or tubgirl stills. It’s not like KF is some universally recognizable website; it’s still just an internet subculture (thank God).

Unless you’re looking that stuff up on the computers at the library or the Apple Store, you’re not gonna have that issue

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unless you’re looking that stuff up on the computers at the library or the Apple Store, you’re not gonna have that issue

Not gonna PL but I’m around kids a lot and as everyone who has kids in their lives will already know, they are completely transfixed by any screen in their line of sight. I wouldn’t be able to fully enjoy my “stories” if I was trying to shield my phone from inquisitive children the whole time.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Not gonna PL but I’m around kids a lot and as everyone who has kids in their lives will already know, they are completely transfixed by any screen in their line of sight. I wouldn’t be able to fully enjoy my “stories” if I was trying to shield my phone from inquisitive children the whole time.

First of all, stop being such a prude and drop the protecting the children bullshit. They've seen worse shit. For fuck sakes they have Drag Queen Story Hour and all sorts of other degenerate shit they subject them to these days.

Second of all, what man would choose a career working with kids. Are you a pedophile?

 

[LiquidKid]

Not gonna PL but I’m around kids a lot and as everyone who has kids in their lives will already know, they are completely transfixed by any screen in their line of sight. I wouldn’t be able to fully enjoy my “stories” if I was trying to shield my phone from inquisitive children the whole time.

There are children in the room with me while I write this post at this very moment. Just pay attention to your surroundings

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

Well, would have made one if he did somewhat decently in rants anyways

Kek. I think Potatoherder did quite a few rumble rant breakdowns on most streams for 2023 and most of 2024's so far? YouTube superchats shouldn't be too hard in theory to compile into a graph. I could try to shake off the rust and force myself to code to make essentially an open source superchat counter. Trying to turn it into CSV or something else that can be graphed in Excel easily. If it works for one channel it should work for the rest making trends easier to see.

For me I think the trend lines are the most interesting thing to see as it's one thing to witness Nick's arcs and the decline in audience, Superchat participation as Balldo's Gate mentions, the audience numbers already are bleak.

December 2023 audience statistics

5% are pre-Vic
11% are Weebwars era (Feb-Oct 2019)
16% are from Nov 2019 - Oct 2021
= 32% of his live chat audience started watching before he popped off from trial streams.

26% are from the Kyle trial (Nov 2021)
10% are from Dec 2021 - March 2022
9% are from Depp (April-May 2022)
= 45% of his live chat audience started chatting during the peak trial streaming period.

24% date to post-Depp, that is June 2022 or later (the second half of 2022 and all of 2023).

Year over year numbers are bleak as you've posted for January

Now we just need a comparison between his fall and other LawTubers (potential rises?) and see if there's any correlation. I'm curious to know when people jumped away from Nick, regardless of the many reasons there are to do so, did the SuperChaters disappear into the void or did they start pay pigging for someone else? If they did was it in the "LawTube" space? Is Nick's fall directly correlated with others successes?

Older superchatters like MarioKarter13 comes to mind as he frequently superchats on a lot of different channels but hasn't superchatted Nick since August of 2023 I think it was? I doubt that it's an isolated case.

Think there's a lot of interesting things to see inside the numbers here that's waiting for us just below the surface.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Here's a breakdown of Nick's Youtube live chat audience categorized into different groups based on the time period of when they started chatting in Nick's YouTube live chat. (I've described how I came up with these tables and the caveats associated with the method at the bottom of this post.)

We don't deserve you

 

[Maude Snew]

Unexpected trip to the twin cities tonight, Nicky? Gonna see an ebony escort, Nicky? Get an ol' HJ from the molasses monke, Nicky?

The sacrifices you make for your audience.
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"Early and short" was his nickname in college.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

Once you ballgo with the balldo, you can never ballback.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

I am not sure if he is just taking Nick's word for it, or trying to avoid drama with Nick by throwing the Farms under the bus because it is easier, but the only thing that really comes to mind that could meet this definition is:

- Superchat/Rants that are negative and cannot be proven to be farmers

- Blaming KF for swatting

- Something that Nick claims in private

- Null talking about him on MATI

- Panoptes logging the chat and doxxing his stupid wine mom and tough guy audience

I personally think it is a bit of the first and last. He (like the fat Austrailian one) was mocked in passing and has never gotten over it.

Remember, HE challenged the Farms to dox him and said we could not.

 

[feral cat #6385]

There are children in the room with me while I write this post at this very moment. Just pay attention to your surroundings

I don't got kids but I got cats. They fucking love the farms. Whenever I'm posting they get all excited and jump on the desk pawing at the little kiwi logo. It's so cute. My cats are super into LOL COWS.


Is it me or does it look like someone punched this faggot in the face? HIs left eye orbit around the bridge of his nose looks weird. And his (((Polish))) nose looks more crooked than usual.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Second of all, what man would choose a career working with kids. Are you a pedophile?

There’s an assumption in this question

 

[Maude Snew]

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I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

Look who's back at his post after shitting on the guy for months. What a faggot.

 

[McMitch]

You can tell that they desperately want to be accepted by the “community” here when they use local colloquialisms, but are equally desperate for null’s approval by conflating “touching the poo” into “touching the cow.”

Btw, null was objectively correct in that “touching the poo,” no matter how accurate an analogy, is fucking gross and juvenile and unbecoming of the site.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

“pozloading my neghole”

tf does this mean??

 

[McMitch]

tf does this mean??

I forgot that wordfilter was a thing
“pozloading my neghole” = “touching the feces”

 

[SpergioLeonne]

tf does this mean??

Gay men fetishize giving eachother AIDS