Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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[Chinwaa]

"Look Josh, I am happy for you, I hope you will make a million dollars on your fundraiser, but... you're not gonna win. Because you don't understand social cues. But I love you man, so I am willing to help you out... there is only one thing I need you to do for me in return.

Put.
On.
The Balldo."

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[Evilronald]

That's obviously because Null is autistic and couldn't read Nick's epic lawyer social cues. See, the answers were hidden in his limp wrists and seductive licking of the bottle. Null's autism just couldn't handle the raw power of a non-practicing attorney's command of social interactions.

You’d think with Null being in Serbia that he would understand alcoholics better. I feel like his journal from Nick friendly to Nick detractor is similar to many of us on here. Nick was fun and likable and wholesome to an extent before. Now he’s some weird swinger degenerate. Maybe he was that way all along and just fell so deeply into alcoholism he stopped trying.

Does he actually have much money now or did he spend it all? That liquor budget would be expensive, but he did make tons on the amber heard and Rittenhouse trial.

 

[RotPockets]

Whenever Rekieta is coping he says three things repeatedly:
Fun
Funny
Hilarious
It’s like a defense mechanism for this weak willed faggot.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Does he actually have much money now or did he spend it all? That liquor budget would be expensive, but he did make tons on the amber heard and Rittenhouse trial.

He lets his nanny go out and buy thousands of dollars worth of "snacks" for the kids, doesn't check the receipts because it's too much of a hassle, and gets his clothes through a subscription loot crate service. He's an alcoholic who buys $100 bottles of whisky. He has a heated floor in his house and a hot tub racking up massive energy bills. Not to mention how much he may have spent on his other addiction, coom.

They're probably up to their eyeballs in credit card debt.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Well, in his defense, it was storming outside.

Does he actually have much money now or did he spend it all? That liquor budget would be expensive, but he did make tons on the amber heard and Rittenhouse trial.

He lets his nanny go out and buy thousands of dollars worth of "snacks" for the kids, doesn't check the receipts because it's too much of a hassle, and gets his clothes through a subscription loot crate service. He's an alcoholic who buys $100 bottles of whisky. He has a heated floor in his house and a hot tub racking up massive energy bills. Not to mention how much he may have spent on his other addiction, coom.

Don't forget buying the 100k Navigator, the 90k Mustang, a 70k painting, some guitar signed by Kevin Costner? for like 10k. Oh, and the 50k+ he's spent on his lolsuit with Monty.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Whenever Rekieta is coping he says three things repeatedly:
Fun
Funny
Hilarious
It’s like a defense mechanism for this weak willed faggot.

he also says "It's so WEEEEEEEEIRD that x" or "it's so strange that y" as a response to criticisms. Like the hot tub thing his cope is "its so weird people would think I wouldn't hang out with my friends in the hot tub" as if people's complaints weren't him getting his ass reamed by the other guy in the tub and all his homo talk.

 

[Evilronald]

He lets his nanny go out and buy thousands of dollars worth of "snacks" for the kids, doesn't check the receipts because it's too much of a hassle, and gets his clothes through a subscription loot crate service. He's an alcoholic who buys $100 bottles of whisky. He has a heated floor in his house and a hot tub racking up massive energy bills. Not to mention how much he may have spent on his other addiction, coom.

They're probably up to their eyeballs in credit card debt.

What an idiot: he could’ve stashed all that cash and never had to work again. But he thought he was important and changed. Theres tons of money in live-streaming trials right now and he said he hated it.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick summarizes what happened: "If you really want to talk about the order for Vic to pay, there you go: there's a judgment, and now he's ordered to pay, not much."

Nearly 400k is “not much”?!
This greasy, disingenuous, piece of shit, faggot. I hope he finds a million cures for his AIDS. He’s looking like he’s going to need it.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick summarizes what happened: "If you really want to talk about the order for Vic to pay, there you go: there's a judgment, and now he's ordered to pay, not much."

Nick adds: "I don't know anything about the case anymore."

Not many people would consider $376,592.93 "not much." Fuck you Nick you useless faggot. Neck.

 

[ProfDongs]

The clip of Nick talking about Vic's case really makes him come across as the most unlikable person given how this whole fiasco was his doing.

 

[Telvanni]

Ooof, Nick has gotten so wetbrained, that Vic judgement superchat joke seems to have went over his head

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Look Josh, I am happy for you, I hope you will make a million dollars on your fundraiser, but... you're not gonna win. Because you don't understand social cues. But I love you man, so I am willing to help you out... there is only one thing I need you to do for me in return.

Put.
On.
The Balldo."

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Woah Nick has transformed into Leisure Suit Larry!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nearly 400k is “not much”?!
This greasy, disingenuous, piece of shit, faggot. I hope he finds a million cures for his AIDS. He’s looking like he’s going to need it.

To ensure we don't overlook it, "not much" COULD mean there's not much to talk about in this context.

Which means Nick is using that wording on purpose to mislead his fans not paying attention into thinking Vic doesn't have to pay much money. Slimy, deceitful non-practicing lawyer.

 

[Evilronald]

Not many people would consider $376,592.93 "not much." Fuck you Nick you useless faggot. Neck.

To be fair: I don’t think Vic will actually have to pay that considering his lawyers are a big part of why he got fucked over. So Ty Beard and his firm and possibly the firms professional malpractice insurance.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Funimation just announced their closure, taking all your digital subscriptions with them:

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/8/24065940/funimation-shutdown-crunchyroll-digital-library

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair: I don’t think Vic will actually have to pay that considering his lawyers are a big part of why he got fucked over. So Ty Beard and his firm and possibly the firms professional malpractice insurance.

I certainly hope so, because the appeals court all but literally directly accused him of malpractice in describing the procedural history.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Damn, they really lost the case. As a commentator said in Alissa clips "Kyle would've been in the electric With Nick's advice."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

For those who aren't checking up on the lawsuit thread, some more news from today: separately and in addition to agreeing to the $376k figure, Vic has apparently just come to a "mutual agreement" over paying Jamie's fees. The upcoming saga in the lawsuit would have been her attorney Sam Johnson's attempts to get Vic to respond to the interrogatories probing into his finances.

Looks like Vic has paid Marchi

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Even Branca is throwing his hat because he knows it'll be a money maker. I personally think Nick has been shut out of the club and his Gina coverage will be a wet fart. He'll do it a day or two and get bored.
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*Something something* practising/consulting lawyer...

How fucked is your marriage that you have to regularly have "emergency date nights?" At 11 PM?

Like holy shit if you're going to lie don't repeat the same incompetent lie lmao.

Big Dick Rigga Black Bull had an opening in his appointment calendar in Minneapolis, and they couldn't pass that up!

In the past, Nick git benefit of the doubt that he was a busy family man. Now we know how much degeneracy and time-wasting he is actually doing and the same litany of repeated excuses gets the mockery it deserves.

You’d think with Null being in Serbia that he would understand alcoholics better. I feel like his journal from Nick friendly to Nick detractor is similar to many of us on here. Nick was fun and likable and wholesome to an extent before. Now he’s some weird swinger degenerate. Maybe he was that way all along and just fell so deeply into alcoholism he stopped trying.

Does he actually have much money now or did he spend it all? That liquor budget would be expensive, but he did make tons on the amber heard and Rittenhouse trial.

He lets his nanny go out and buy thousands of dollars worth of "snacks" for the kids, doesn't check the receipts because it's too much of a hassle, and gets his clothes through a subscription loot crate service. He's an alcoholic who buys $100 bottles of whisky. He has a heated floor in his house and a hot tub racking up massive energy bills. Not to mention how much he may have spent on his other addiction, coom.

They're probably up to their eyeballs in credit card debt.

Well, in his defense, it was storming outside.


Don't forget buying the 100k Navigator, the 90k Mustang, a 70k painting, some guitar signed by Kevin Costner? for like 10k. Oh, and the 50k+ he's spent on his lolsuit with Monty.

To add to this, he doesn't believe in setting aside money for his children to go to uni because they want to be streamers. People asked if he was setting up a fund for his children after either Depp or Rittenhouse and he said this.

Nick has never had to be fiscally responsible. I hope to make this clear in the new OP.

Spoiler: Nick's easy-money past

His parents gave him HBO cable in his room as a child, his father bought him gifts whenever he travelled (a lot), they made a deal to repay his useless uni education loans (where he did fuck all and planned to party in grad school until he got married), gave them a house (maybe 2), and paid for at least a lot of his law school.

Sure, he had to work (probably at his parent's insistence) at Circuit City as a teen, Target overnights after law school, then Wells Fargo and Thrivent Financial, but he NEVER learned the value of money or how to manage it. The only thing he learned was that he hated work and resented his family and community of 'Scandanavian' 'incel prudes' and told them to fuck off as soon as he thought he could. He played along and acted (by his own admission) for 'almost 20 years'. The only thing he learned was how to better exploit people.

Nearly 400k is “not much”?!
This greasy, disingenuous, piece of shit, faggot. I hope he finds a million cures for his AIDS. He’s looking like he’s going to need it.

To be fair: I don’t think Vic will actually have to pay that considering his lawyers are a big part of why he got fucked over. So Ty Beard and his firm and possibly the firms professional malpractice insurance.

He sure is lucky he chased off those weeb fans by calling then incels... Shame thry were hus paying fans too...