i still love the great island nation of the Democratic Republic of São Tomé and Príncipe. do you?

It's an island in the Atlantic and should really be a UK Overseas Territory ala las malvinas, they get a pass for being Moortuguese I guess.
 
I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the proud Democratic Republic of São Tomé and Príncipe against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Kiwi Farms which I am about to enter. So help me God.
 
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