Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Haram-Habibi]

Lotto's lucky he's not a cat. She'd have kept him if he was.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I believe she found a dog in a parking lot, but I don't believe it was on her way to sign up for the gym

Eh I can actually kinda see it as it's free and she could sit there and float and claim she's exercising. And I do find it hilarious that she's doing the Silver Sneakers program and will have 80 year olds around her in much better shape. Of course she will probably end up going to class once before finding some excuse to once again give up.

 

[a hapless toad]

Residential Service Rate​

Electric Usage Charge = 7.614 cents/KWh
TVA Fuel Cost Adjustment = 2.234 cents/KWh

I know when I had PG&E, who are fucking crooks, it wasn’t unheard of for a poorly insulated property to have a $400 bill

She's paying less than ten cents per kilowatt hour. One of the cheaper electric companies in California, SMUD, charges 18 cents per kWh on average, whereas PG&E charges 46 cents per kWh.

The bill she's screeching about is for 4000kWh. Average electrical use for a US household is just under 900kWh/month. Pissa used over FOUR TIMES that while claiming she only has a refrigerator, a heater, and six light bulbs.

Power isn't expensive where she lives, she's just exceptionally wasteful and lazy. And a really bad liar.

P.S. PG&E can burn in hell.

 

[HamFan]

I believe she found a dog in a parking lot, but I don't believe it was on her way to sign up for the gym

I can believe she signed up, for bragging rights, and as part of her glow up. Everyone knows all you have to do is sign up.

 

[LonesomeDud]

If she's going to the gym, whether or not she's hitting it hard, she's stopping some more destructive behaviors for awhile.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Of course she will probably end up going to class once before finding some excuse to once again give up.

We're gonna get a big screed about fibro, fatigue and chronic pain coming in a 1-30 days from now.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I looked up the center and it is a hospital run gym, physical rehab, and weight management center




I think Polissa may do water aerobics once or twice, because for some reason she tends to try to lose weight for two minutes in February (like when she bought the weighted hula hoop).

Who would win: the pool's chlorine or Polissa's yeast infection?

Bonus Instagram photo



And one last look at the bill comments, because Polissa started changing her electric usage story (and claims the cats have a water fountain that is definitely funky af by now if it's real)

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Don’t know who’s win but anyone else using that pool would lose.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Who would win: the pool's chlorine or Polissa's yeast infection?

All the poor people using the pool for hospital rehab are going to be infected with her yeast. It's probably some kind of killer, treatment resistant yeast like candida auris. Plus she's incontinent so she will pee in it. Pee in a pool increases chloramines to toxic levels.

 

[ZB927]

Bonus Instagram photo

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

All the poor people using the pool for hospital rehab are going to be infected with her yeast. It's probably some kind of killer, treatment resistant yeast like candida auris. Plus she's incontinent so she will pee in it. Pee in a pool increases chloramines to toxic levels.

I'm grossed out now for the people in that area.
Is this a jacuzzi? No, it's just ma yeast bubbling away...

This is the second post I've written in the last half hour about a Deathfat, a pool, and a yeast infection.
My specialist subject on Mastermind...

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Bonus Instagram photo

I refuse to believe she was born with ears

 

[Angry New Ager]

I refuse to believe she was born with ears

Well, she sure as fuck doesn't listen to anybody, so all the evidence is in your favor.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I looked up the center and it is a hospital run gym, physical rehab, and weight management center

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I think Polissa may do water aerobics once or twice, because for some reason she tends to try to lose weight for two minutes in February (like when she bought the weighted hula hoop).

Who would win: the pool's chlorine or Polissa's yeast infection?

Bonus Instagram photo

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And one last look at the bill comments, because Polissa started changing her electric usage story (and claims the cats have a water fountain that is definitely funky af by now if it's real)

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Keeps the temp at 65 but runs multiple space heaters and wonders why her electric bill is high. SMH

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Polissa found a dog while out and about yesterday

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"This has a happy ending"

If you wanted a more detailed account about this story, Polly provided it on TikTok. Since it's just the same Facebook story with a couple additional details for the TikTok crowd, I'll just recap it.

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Polissa recounts her "adventure" the day before. She was at the Helen Keller Hospital's Wellcare Center to sign up for the gym there. She plans to use the pool and cover the bill with the Silver Sneakers program under her Medicare Advantage benefits. After leaving to run more errands, she saw a dog walking around the parking lot. She scooped it up and brought it to the shelter, where I presume the people there tracked the owner via a chip. The dog's name is Lotto and he ran off after a pet sitter accidentally let him escape.

Polly ends the video by making a very basic PSA about adopting pets from the shelter. They are full, so if you live around Muscle Shoals and want a pet right now, go get one right this instant! There is a very passing mention about her pet hoard where she maintains how they are all the light of her life.

I'm actually quite impressed she brought the dog to a shelter to check for a chip. I would have expected her to keep him. I think that's what Polissa of a year or two ago would have done. It's a small step, but maybe she's moving in the right direction.

Also, I agree with her about the "profitability" of services essential for human life and think the commenter who told her that utilities aren't essential is intentionally missing the point. Almost like her followers are even dumber than she is at this point.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'm actually quite impressed she brought the dog to a shelter to check for a chip. I would have expected her to keep him. I think that's what Polissa of a year or two ago would have done. It's a small step, but maybe she's moving in the right direction.

It is a surprising move on Polissa's part, which makes me wonder whether or not she was told to do it by someone else (like Mamaw) or she planned to bring Lotto home if he had no chip. She did have this very gloating attitude about helping find his owner in the TikTok. Maybe I'm just being cynical. But not taking him home with Dobby and the cats immediately is the ever so slightest something. She's posted about trying to pick up strays and the cats hiss and run away from her.

If y'all wanted a glimpse of Polissa's BlueSky (archive), today's your lucky day.




A lot of the 31 posts are reposts from her newer Twitter account, but there are some new ones about Josh, Thanksgiving, and the drugs she takes/conditions she claims. New on the claims list are hypermobility and pseudobulbar (AKA emotional incontinence )

Spoiler: posted in descending order

Two posts only in her replies tab. NYC hate boner activated




She abandoned it before the new year. Since registration is now open, maybe she'll come back as traffic picks up. Time will tell. Her final post is, appropriately, an e beg

 

[FarmVille]

Does se smith have a thread?

 

[Octopi]

What exactly does she mean when she calls herself a "Renaissance Woman"?

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What exactly does she mean when she calls herself a "Renaissance Woman"?

Great ability in many things.

 

[stupid frog]

Does se smith have a thread?

No, but you won't have a hard time making one, I bet.