Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[rusty shackleford 1]

So many lies in that article. The journoscum did not do one whit of research. For example, If it had viewed the video of the stalker-child 'vandalizing' the bike, it would have realized who the vandal was. Jennifer of course.

That music list is sad. Nine Inch Nails is okay, but two things. Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" is far better than the original, and IIRC, Trent Reznor acknowledges this. NIN covered "Dead Souls": they did not originate it. That would be Joy Division, an infinitely superior band to anything on Jennifer's list.

The Em Pee Dee has most certainly flagged Jennifer as troublesome ( there is a LE database for this, I cannot recall what it is called) and it comes up everytime LE responds to a call to the Tomlinson Estate. Jennifer, with his unremitting truculence, has guaranteed that the police will always arrive hostile. If he is pulled over for speeding or some other violation, he will get the same treatment. I suspect at least one of them is hoping Jennifer actually puts hands on an officer-- it would be a female officer that he punches --so that they can get away with giving Jennifer the beat-down which he deserves.

I wonder when Quasi intends to domesticate the next judgement. I bet he was surprised that Jennifer settled this one so quickly, or Nikki did behinds her Pig's back. Two more? the Google quash and one other?

Admin at Owen seemed to imply that Pat wasn’t involved in this most recent payment. Almost like it’d been done behind his back.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

In the dim recesses of the night, when shadows coil like serpents and the air hangs heavy with the weight of unspoken sins, there exists a truth that whispers through the barren corridors of the soul. It is a truth that echoes through the desolation of existence, a truth that renders futile the feeble attempts of mortal men to escape the inexorable grasp of destiny.

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the stalkers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the pig and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die, child. He bows to the stalkers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the pig. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the black children and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and grinding at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die, child. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the pig. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die, child.

I think somebody has already made this joke.

Also, whatever happened to that Porsalin guy that was supposedly making a Tomlinson doc.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

So when is Fatrick going to tell his friend on Twitter that his friend was right all along when the swatting attempts were probably not coming from Kiwi Farms or O&A Forums, despite Fatrick's claims to the contrary?

 

[AnOminous]

Someone tell Ms Swift's security team they may have another stalker on their hands

Maybe he can join the team of criminally convicted sex pests that includes Russell Godfrey Greer.

SWATTTING is gay and retarded, but Fatrick blows it out of proportion.

Lmao, he definitely BLOWS it out of proportion. There isn't an MPD cop who hasn't had his dick deep throated and his cum greedily guzzled by Fat Rick.

 

[Chaplainsama]

Also, there's Finger Eleven - Paralyzer. That one song that used to be on all the videos on YouTube

 

[WelperHelper99]

The swat came soon after stalkers had created a bogus Craigslist advert with Mr Tomlinson’s home address bizarrely claiming that he was kidnapping African-American children, and “grinding them down to make pepperoni”.

The twisted claim has echoes of the “pizzagate” conspiracy theory, which claimed that Democratic Party insiders were keeping child sex slaves in a pizza parlour in Washington DC.





You have no fucking idea how hard I laughed

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

stop, my ribcage is all but gone.

Porsalin guy

at this point, it doesn't matter if he releases it or not. the onaboard guy has mogged him too hard. hours of great content in a month's time.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Tomlinson crying about every single swatting like a little baby
Meanwhile the CHAD BossManJack deals with swattings by leaning out the window and yelling at the cops.

 

[b7d495fd19]

The swat came soon after stalkers had created a bogus Craigslist advert with Mr Tomlinson’s home address bizarrely claiming that he was kidnapping African-American children, and “grinding them down to make pepperoni”.

The twisted claim has echoes of the “pizzagate” conspiracy theory, which claimed that Democratic Party insiders were keeping child sex slaves in a pizza parlour in Washington DC.





You have no fucking idea how hard I laughed

I assume any similarity to pizzagate was coincidental, but I can see why it could be read like a twist on that.

 

[AnOminous]

Tomlinson crying about every single swatting like a little baby
Meanwhile the CHAD BossManJack deals with swattings by leaning out the window and yelling at the cops.

Meanwhile, BMJ gets swatted, gets cartons of Capri Sun sent to his door, gets gay prostitutes showing up for sex, he just drinks the Capri Sun, tells the cops to fuck off and goes back to gambling, and tells the fag to fuck off.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Meanwhile, BMJ gets swatted, gets cartons of Capri Sun sent to his door, gets gay prostitutes showing up for sex, he just drinks the Capri Sun, tells the cops to fuck off and goes back to gambling, and tells the fag to fuck off.

It really goes to show that swattings are only effective if you're bitch made
BOSSMAN AIN'T BITCH MADE. THE ONLY BITCH CARES ABOUT IS YOUR MOM, RAT!!!

 

[DumbDude43]

It really goes to show that swattings are only effective if you're bitch made
BOSSMAN AIN'T BITCH MADE. THE ONLY BITCH CARES ABOUT IS YOUR MOM, RAT!!!

to be fair, if you get an actual swat team busting down your door after smashing your windows to throw flashbangs inside, that's really fucked up
but i get the feeling that pat's millions of swattings are just the cops knocking at his door, asking a few questions, then leaving again

 

[Post Reply]

Here Patrick seems to admit that his reply guys act almost indistinguishably from him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It really goes to show that swattings are only effective if you're bitch made
BOSSMAN AIN'T BITCH MADE. THE ONLY BITCH CARES ABOUT IS YOUR MOM, RAT!!!

Null is correct in that reacting to it like a faggot will encourage it. Screaming at police with your microdick out while you flail about so they cannot cuff you while they assess the situation and then whine incessantly on social media will encourage people to do it.

 

[ScurvyRat]

to be fair, if you get an actual swat team busting down your door after smashing your windows to throw flashbangs inside, that's really fucked up
but i get the feeling that pat's millions of swattings are just the cops knocking at his door, asking a few questions, then leaving again

OY VEY
6 GORILLION SWATTINGS
ITS ANNUDDDUH SHOAH FOR TOMLINSON

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The great thing is that Pat doesn’t have the luxury of comforting himself with the thought that he has the truth on his side — because he doesn’t. Piggy has so much to hide, including everything he lied about in his pro se filing and his tried and true tactic of falsifying timelines in order to claim his lawsuit was triggered by being swatted.

Pat is a liar. Jackie is a liar. They have every reason to be shitting themselves. No one here has any such worries.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Would not sex. fat, bitchtits, ect...

 

[Creative Username]

Would not sex. fat, bitchtits, ect...

You forgot to add that he's a faggot, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Meanwhile, BMJ gets swatted, gets cartons of Capri Sun sent to his door, gets gay prostitutes showing up for sex, he just drinks the Capri Sun, tells the cops to fuck off and goes back to gambling, and tells the fag to fuck off.

yeah lmao or when jim gets swatted he just makes some shitty swatty squad merch and makes a few shekels, much to the seethe of baked alaska. Imagine being pat and being too stupid to capitalize off of the grift in a more effective way.

 

[luigismanslave]

The swat came soon after stalkers had created a bogus Craigslist advert with Mr Tomlinson’s home address bizarrely claiming that he was kidnapping African-American children, and “grinding them down to make pepperoni”.
The twisted claim has echoes of the “pizzagate” conspiracy theory, which claimed that Democratic Party insiders were keeping child sex slaves in a pizza parlour in Washington DC

Imagine how many random normies are gonna read this article and have to parse this borderline word salad