Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack invalidating the entirety of the Old Testament with his galaxy-brained Young Earth creationism just reaffirms my belief that he's never actually read the Bible before. He just wears his surface-level Christianity like a fashion accessory and used it to marry Hammy

Of course he's all surface level because the man is as deep as a plate of soup.

Guy thinks the world started when Jesus was born. Dunno if that's because he's a mushbrain or he really is that stupid. Maybe both. Who knows?

 

[Goatchoker]

Cheese on a BLT is an abomination.

Rob did such a good job and I hope he gets more features on JOTG.
It probably won’t happen again if Jack can read the comments on the video though.
Way too positive lol.

 

[Vect]

I understand what american cheese is, and there are some things it works on because of how it's processed, like melting over a burger patty. Cold american cheese is fucking disgusting.

As Ralph Fiennes' character from The Menu explains, American cheese is superior on burgers because it doesn't split as it melts.

Guy thinks the world started when Jesus was born. Dunno if that's because he's a mushbrain or he really is that stupid. Maybe both. Who knows?

I used to chat with an American over TeamSpeak - really mild-manner and smart guy, who was also raised as a Creationist. When we touched on it, he said it was impossible for him to mentally conceptualize the world being older than 5000 years, which is why he couldn't buy it. Which at the same time is completely understandable, but also betrays a startling lack of perspective - a trait which obviously embodies Scalfani to the Nth degree.

 

[The Feline Solution]

been looking forward to this one

Fucking Rob man You could never tell by just looking at him that he's such a dang dirty troll. Patty's on board and all, too. Did Jack contract GRIDS at one of his gay bible retreats? Looks like some early blooming Kaposi's Sarcoma on his face.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

been looking forward to this one

Another stellar video, Jack is just so clueless.
I started watching Rob after he trolled Jack the first time, then ended up checking out some of his other videos. I've actually come to enjoy his channel quite a bit.
Jolly older fellow, making videos for fun, who makes some good looking food and enjoys a little trolling on the side from time to time.
Polar opposite of Jack in many ways.

 

[make_it_so]

been looking forward to this one

I have not kept up with Jack's thread in ages, it's nice to see Rob is still politely trolling him.

Also, Jack looks like warmed-over death in that intro video.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking Rob man You could never tell by just looking at him that he's such a dang dirty troll. Patty's on board and all, too. Did Jack contract GRIDS at one of his gay bible retreats? Looks like some early blooming Kaposi's Sarcoma on his face.

Jack is literally too stupid to understand that unless someone is calling him a fat retard directly to his face and laughing about his imminent death, they can't possibly be trolling him.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Jack is literally too stupid to understand that unless someone is calling him a fat retard directly to his face and laughing about his imminent death, they can't possibly be trolling him.

With how much he has deteriorated mentally thanks to the food gud induced strokes i wouldn't even be sure about that. He was an exceptionally dumb, gormless motherfucker even before he became an invalid through eating.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I understand what american cheese is, and there are some things it works on because of how it's processed, like melting over a burger patty. Cold american cheese is fucking disgusting.

I like it cold when I make breakfast burritos, the texture just seems to go well with the eggs. In general I like cold cheese on my hamburgers but I also put feta on them and prefer room temperature black coffee.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

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Rob is fat and I think I have a cousin who's a GDILF chaser who would have sex with him.

 

[Banditotron]

Why do fat ugly boomers love bitmojis so much? They're fuckugly.

 

[Exist0]

That comment made me laugh.

It does indeed look like shit, Jack.

A cap on a cap? His choices fucking baffle me. Ngl, I'd rock the "Meat is Meat" Shirt. Make it black, change the font and you've got a perfectly fine death metal shirt.

Edit to add that Rob is glorious. Keep up the great work and enjoy your trip.

 

[Chernabog3000]

What gets me about these videos is how enthusiastic wife is to be apart of it. The trolling of Jack is always great but the fact he does it with his wife in toe makes it some more funnier to me. Not only does he have a wife who can operate a camera correctly and adds to his videos, he has one that allows him to partake in and shares kn his passion, trolling a quadruple stroke victim, while on fucking vacation to Australia of all time. It's truly like the icing on the cake. At least for me. Imagine asking whatever bitch you ever loved most to film and appear in this shit for you while you on vacation half way across the globe, she wouldnt but this motherfucker here won the wife lottery. I've always loved that about when he does these videos, she's always involved and she's always so fucking enthusiastic and idk if that's intentional or not but it adds a whole nother layer to the troll when you think about their respective romantic interests and the videos they've appeared in.

 

[p1138]

What gets me about these videos is how enthusiastic wife is to be apart of it. The trolling of Jack is always great but the fact he does it with his wife in toe makes it some more funnier to me. Not only does he have a wife who can operate a camera correctly and adds to his videos, he has one that allows him to partake in and shares kn his passion, trolling a quadruple stroke victim, while on fucking vacation to Australia of all time. It's truly like the icing on the cake. At least for me. Imagine asking whatever bitch you ever loved most to film and appear in this shit for you while you on vacation half way across the globe, she wouldnt but this motherfucker here won the wife lottery. I've always loved that about when he does these videos, she's always involved and she's always so fucking enthusiastic and idk if that's intentional or not but it adds a whole nother layer to the troll when you think about their respective romantic interests and the videos they've appeared in.

Don't forget the time Patty was in Rob's video about a new smoker, and had her pretend to be stuck putting it together like Fatty did to Tammy(with Jr in the background also watching and not helping) just to mock Fatty. She absolutely is in on it. A wife who likes to participate in your interests(like trolling Fatty), can't get much better than that.

 

[Dead Air]

That comment section though. Nothing but love and praise for Rob not a negative comment in sight. Jack felted on his own channel. Glorious.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What gets me about these videos is how enthusiastic wife is to be apart of it. The trolling of Jack is always great but the fact he does it with his wife in toe makes it some more funnier to me. Not only does he have a wife who can operate a camera correctly and adds to his videos, he has one that allows him to partake in and shares kn his passion, trolling a quadruple stroke victim, while on fucking vacation to Australia of all time. It's truly like the icing on the cake. At least for me. Imagine asking whatever bitch you ever loved most to film and appear in this shit for you while you on vacation half way across the globe, she wouldnt but this motherfucker here won the wife lottery. I've always loved that about when he does these videos, she's always involved and she's always so fucking enthusiastic and idk if that's intentional or not but it adds a whole nother layer to the troll when you think about their respective romantic interests and the videos they've appeared in.

It's almost like your spouse is your best friend and you both participate in things you enjoy, instead of treating your wife like an assistant that you literally make wipe your diarrhea covered 2 ton ass on a daily basis, and then be snarky to her after you make her shovel the driveway so she can drive you to get a Baconator and film you performing tard fellatio on it.

And LOL at Jack saying humans have only been around for 2000 years. Even the most smooth brained culty Christians would consider that a shit take.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I check in on Jack's thread maybe once a month, just to see if he's had another stroke yet. Other than that, it's the same old same old with him.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Rob makes videos infrequently as just a side hobby and is already editing and filming circles around Jack. This makes it even funnier watching Jack seethe about the now discontinued Jack Pack. Jack always sarcastically comments "I guess everyone figured everything out and doesn't need help "*Gives sarcastic left handed thumbs up with his butthurt angy face* His delusions of grandeur are truly something special. The Jack Pack needs Jack as much as Hope needs that damn harness.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I've always loved that about when he does these videos, she's always involved and she's always so fucking enthusiastic and idk if that's intentional or not

Jack Hate is the great unifier, fun for the whole family. I like seeing Rob and Patty because they're pretty much the anti-Jack-and-Hammy and the trolling, with Jack being completly clueless to it, makes that picture perfect.

Rob makes videos infrequently as just a side hobby and is already editing and filming circles around Jack. This makes it even funnier watching Jack seethe about the now discontinued Jack Pack. Jack always sarcastically comments "I guess everyone figured everything out and doesn't need help "*Gives sarcastic left handed thumbs up with his butthurt angy face* His delusions of grandeur are truly something special. The Jack Pack needs Jack as much as Hope needs that damn harness.

Jack's narc seethe never fails to satisfy.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Well, even if the Jack Pack is no more, it was nice of Jack to feature The Ellis Way and help them get a jump-start on growing a YouTube audience. I wonder how they’re doing these days?