Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Sparkling Yuzu]

This is a hilarious visual. Thank you letting us know you did that Staph. I bet she walked like she pooped her pants.

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I'm glad her parents aren't enforcing this delusion. That means, if she got approved for surgery her daddy wouldn't drive her and she'd chimp out at him.

 

[Meowzers]

@Meowzers is there anything going on on her alt?

not really.

Spoiler

it's all tranny porn, both trooners and pooners. i wouldn't even say it's porn tbh. it's just nudes and thirst traps to get onlyfans subs. for being such an insane sick twisted cycle path who wants daddy dahmer to rape xyr open wounds, yarrow runs a very vanilla porn twitter.

there's some bitching about dad and kf, though.
hell's the bad place now, not a cool and sexy fun hangout spot for staph and her demon pals.


i wonder what this is about


this is the only hybristophile thing shes posted so far.

 

[Faceless Whore]

so here's one of Stephanie's selfies that really made me laugh.

I know this is a very old post but I can't help myself. I honest to god thought this was a sloppy photoshopped shitpost when I first saw it. I feel like a lolcow is really something special when they dress so badly I can hardly tell the difference.

 

[moorhen]

there's some bitching about dad and kf, though.
hell's the bad place now, not a cool and sexy fun hangout spot for staph and her demon pals.

I am 1000% sure her apartment is a shit tip and her dad mentioned the shoes in a long list of things and that’s what she’s focused on because she’s a mongoloid.

Does she really think if she was living well her parents would care about her getting a cat? No. They care because they know they’ll be forced to look after it because she’s a disgusting slob who “needs help” (too lazy) cleaning her apartment from her elderly father.

I’m assuming, from her massive size, that she eats primarily from UberEats and the like and her apartment is full of takeout containers.

Happy for Comet though, little guy didn’t deserve that. Hope any other shelter she approaches at least googles her name.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Even if it wasn't an angry cat lady here, Staph will still blame the farms regardless.

Gorl it wasn't me, I'm too busy. Farms is my 15-minute break from life. So happy for Comet though.

Seconding that she needs to volunteer if she wants to be around cats so bad. Powerleveling again about my shelter experience: the proper one I worked at in the Big City had a handful of special needs volunteers. Including a teenager who just stood around blankly, her mom(? handler?) had to yell at her every 5 minutes to grab a mop. I hated it, she was a waste of space. But some were good at it, just cleaning up and talking to the cats. Knowing Staph, she'd probably irritate the staff (lol) with gender rants, try to trans all the cats, but it'd be something good for her.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Gorl it wasn't me, I'm too busy. Farms is my 15-minute break from life. So happy for Comet though.

A plausible and really fucking funny culprit would be her dad. She did mention he was mad at seeing the cat food.

Some great slap fights today. As usual, apologies if they're a bit out of order (multiple Twitter reply chains scramble my oldfag brain), but you get the idea. In the first, she defends paraphilias a bit too hard, including dog fuckers, and she obviously gets dragged for it, whilst coming out with random text level schizo statements.

Spoiler: Orgies on the astral plane

Including her collection of identity labels.

Holy shit that statement lol.

Nice work on not answering the zoophile defending accusation.

'Andrew, please call me a retard, it's your turn, pleeeease.'

'Please tease me, pretty pleeeeease.'

The attraction is so NOT fucking neutral.


You can look at a pet and think it's cute and feel a bond to it, there is no need to put a label like 'non-rose zoo' to it without sounding like a dog fucker. This statement is the sort of shit that should get her flagged at shelters.

Oh my fucking GOD no one asked or cares. JFC pretty much everyone on earth has a favourite landmark, possession or plant without making a special label for it. It's almost like it's her way of trying to one up someone if they like the same thing. 'Oh you say you love that river, well it's my girlfriend. Beat that.'

The second slapfight is fucking hilarious. She gets big mad when someone suggests the reason she isn't losing weight is because she eats too much. And she admits that she eats a LOT.

Spoiler: Small meals every 2-3 hours

Small meals every TWO TO THREE HOURS. LOLLLL. Holy shit. Also, 'sometimes' walking 4 miles (which takes her several hours, apparently) will not burn enough off of those multiple meals she's eating a day.


I think you need some advice, if you want to lose weight to get surgery, fatso.


That's a whole lot of excuses to give about why you're not losing weight. Is she also claiming to have an eating disorder now?

Some random updates, including a shout out:

Spoiler: Douchecanoes

She's obviously been reading the thread again. I guess she saw my irrational annoyance about what I called a retard baby talk cat account. If she really didn't care what us douchecanoes thought, then why did she bother making that poll? Yarrow, if you want to keep doing the r-worded cat account, then make the words a bit more understandable, it's quite ableist imo. Lol at the split vote.
UPDATE: Poll is at 60% cringe. She has deleted her cat account.

As a wise man said, how is cyberbullying real etc.

Staph: assigned pick-me at birth. Finally a gender label that makes sense.

I can't imagine that charging into a school with her viking shield and plastic sword will do much harm. Unless her pants fall down. I liked the edgy repost underneath. Sorry, Staph, no one wants you dead.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Imagine eating 'small meals' every two to three hours.

No wonder she's morbidly obese.

I honestly do not know how landwhales eat the amounts they do. Seems like it'd be painful.

 

[a hapless toad]

1. Which meds are those, eh? T can cause weight gain, but not if you exercise and eat well. Antacids aren't making you fat. And which anti-anxiety meds? Is she referring to Paxil? SSRIs can cause weight gain, but...not THAT much weight gain.

2. Four miles over "several hours" is actually slower than ALR, who walked a mile in fifty-something minutes, which ended up being about 1.3 mph. Normal human walking pace is about 3 miles per hour. (Oh sorry, was that ableist?)

3. If she has a thyroid disorder then why hasn't she been prescribed something like Synthroid or Armour?

 

[Vandy2]

Funny that the post Gyro is responding to doesn't even mention other paraphiles, just zoophilia yet Gyro feels the need to insert themselves yet again. And then go full offended when somebody doesn't believe in ghosts. The Friglys don't even seem to be that Christian but you wouldn't be able to tell the way Gyro gets offended by people having disagreeing beliefs.

3. If she has a thyroid disorder then why hasn't she been prescribed something like Synthroid or Armour?

Self diagnosis.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Georgy Malenkov-looking-ass bitch

Spoiler

another fat communist retard failure
Twinsies!

 

[it's pronounced gif]

2. Four miles over "several hours" is actually slower than ALR, who walked a mile in fifty-something minutes, which ended up being about 1.3 mph. Normal human walking pace is about 3 miles per hour. (Oh sorry, was that ableist?)

Yes you transphobic ableist racist scum, she had a SORE KNEE at one point in her life, maybe, and now walking causes her PAIN unlike any other human on earth with joint problems but a startling lack of obesity! You never factor in people with disabilities, do you?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

i wonder what this is about

Probably the cat people deciding to nope out.

Gyro thinks KF is somehow getting involved when you could just Google their name and documentation of their own actions shows up. But I doubt that had anything to do with it. They require a vet and landlord recommendation. The apartments said no pets. It doesn't take a smear campaign to get denied.

Even if they Googled her, I consider it unlikely they'd delve into her internet drama and many, many social media accounts/monikers to make any conclusions. At most they might take a quick glance at her Boomerbook and maybe her site, but that's only enough to conclude she's a low-IQ grievance-digging performative leftist who doesn't do much and fills her life with a bunch of weird but mostly harmless New Age bullshit. That is unlikely to disqualify her from adopting a cat, especially since she is (on paper at least) living independently and has her own secure, regular income and housing. I also doubt the rescue would check whether someone's landlord allows pets, I'd think they would consider that so obviously the responsibility of the potential adopter that they wouldn't think to ask, let alone check for themselves. However, Staph is an oversharing retard, so she might've volunteered the information that she isn't actually allowed a pet but she's banking on getting her retard hack therapist to fart out an "emotional support cat" letter that she just assumes will be accepted uncritically.

tl;dr not impossible that it could've been a Kiwi or tumblr cat sperg that tipped them off, but it's infinitely more likely that her dad quietly made a phone call to explain that Staph is not capable of caring for herself or a cat and he/his wife are not currently in a position where they can manage it.

Newsflash dumbass, the initial stages of eating disorder treatment absolutely are all about sticking to a meal plan. Ideally patients can eventually work towards a point where they are in touch with their hunger cues and have ingrained a rough sense of how to meet their nutritional needs each day (and maintain healthy body weight) without needing to be so diligent about the planning/measuring/scheduling. But long before that is realistic, a meal plan is necessary. Someone with a fucking eating disorder by definition can't trust their own instincts with regards to food intake. Most of the people shilling the idea of "intuitive eating" are retards who don't understand this and/or are deliberately misinterpreting and misappropriating one goal of legitimate ED programs out of context to justify their own shit eating habits. And yeah, using an app to help you if you need it is actually a fine idea.

...but none of that is even relevant because Staph doesn't have a fucking eating disorder.

1. Which meds are those, eh? T can cause weight gain, but not if you exercise and eat well. Antacids aren't making you fat. And which anti-anxiety meds? Is she referring to Paxil? SSRIs can cause weight gain, but...not THAT much weight gain.

2. Four miles over "several hours" is actually slower than ALR, who walked a mile in fifty-something minutes, which ended up being about 1.3 mph. Normal human walking pace is about 3 miles per hour. (Oh sorry, was that ableist?)

3. If she has a thyroid disorder then why hasn't she been prescribed something like Synthroid or Armour?

1) Because those pills that weigh like 0.3 g each manage to contain about 6,000 kcal each, everyone knows that.

2) She's more than likely taking the amount of time that she spent outside, looks up an average adult walking speed, and uses that to extrapolate how many miles she "must have" walked. But in reality, 70-80% of that time was spent farting around collecting dumpster weeds and sitting down to eat at whatever fast food place she's stopped at that day. (And for the record, I firmly believe Hamber walking a mile at one time was just a bald face fucking lie.)

3) She almost definitely has, but don't try to tell "muh thyroid" people that the pills that fix their levels mean their already dubious excuse for being a butter golem is now totally invalid.

Oh, and since Staph is so transparently desperate to bait anyone into committing grievous harm against her by weaponizng wrongthink and no-no words on the internet, I'll indulge her so she can quit beating up on her ridiculous strawmen. So here goes: Staph Cianfriglia is an insufferable, entitled retard who is not intersex and only fucks around with fake gendershit for clout with other perverts and losers on the internet, does not have nearly any of the conditions or disorders she claims, is nowhere near as disabled as she pretends and is mostly just spoiled, and her crackhead alkie mother should have done the decent thing and got an abortion. You're welcome Gyro, it's the least I could do in return for the entertainment.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

3. If she has a thyroid disorder then why hasn't she been prescribed something like Synthroid or Armour?

Self diagnosis

A combo of these. Whatever she claims to have, it's not enough to get an actual diagnosis or treatment for. If she actually has GERD then she doesn't manage it well, because she eats constantly and frequently says things like 'this spicy meal will set off my GERD but I don't give a fuck.' I genuinely think she wants to be ill so she has something to moan about. Anyone else with a condition would take their meds, manage it the best they could, and get on with their life. It's the same deal with her wonky vag - she keeps talking about how fucked up it is, but instead of saving up for trans surgery, she could save the money to fix her vag and stop her piss problems. She just wants to be able to talk about it, as she thinks it makes her special.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Sorry for the double post but the farms are being as wonky as Staph's vag for me ATM.
She posted a new blog post:

Spoiler: Text & book recommendation

On this unusually warm day before the New Moon in Aquarius, I decided to go for a walk to one of my favorite local parks. It’s a tiny one down by the river, and has a grove of pine trees where I’ve conducted many a ritual. Some of these stand in a loose circle, something my ancestors probably would have deemed a sacred site.

I conducted yet another Urð’s well ritual, invoking King Belial for help in obtaining my metoidioplasty. The only difference was that today, I gave some of the hallowed water to each of the standing trees.

Whenever I do a ritual outdoors, I always leave an offering for the landvaettr, spirits who exist in every natural object. Today, that was in the form of leaving a handmade sweet on one of the large border stones which separate the park from a community garden.

At home as of late, I have also been doing a lot of divining with the runes. I call upon Azazel, the Watcher, to open the gates to the wisdom of the universe, and to protect me from anything malevolent that may be lurking on the other side. Azazel and I have done great work together over the years, both on self-actualization and for justice in external matters, so I trust him completely.

This is the book I have been using. Feel free to check it out, it’s a very in-depth course on seiðr and spádómr, the Old Norse traditions of witchcraft and prophecy.

I hope by my next update, I will be sharing pictures of my new “son” with you.

This is the book she recommended:

That title is hilarious. It sounds like a wooey woo book about achieving a G-spot orgasm. 40 fucking dollars worth of tugboat.

Other updates:

Spoiler: Peepee poopoo

The cat poll didn't go how she wanted.

It's so funny to me that she took the time to make that cat account, made a trans cat pfp, and typed in cat tard language before the cat even made it through the door, then had to delete the whole thing when she didn't get what she wanted.

Ah... DarkTwistedMeow, good times. What the fuck is she on about with that last sentence. 'Imagine if someone called me a retard and how offensive it would be if I was a black person' what.

Another excuse to add to the 'reasons I can't lose weight' pile.

'I hate people who claim to have psychic powers, but I'm legit, and my powers are straight out of a fictional book.'

She barged into gay discourse just to sing her peepeepoopoo song like an infant.

I love the idea that a Ku Klux Clan looking gnome is behind all those slap fights.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Ah... DarkTwistedMeow, good times. What the fuck is she on about with that last sentence. 'Imagine if someone called me a retard and how offensive it would be if I was a black person' what.

I think she means that the person she was arguing with (if Staph was also a True POC ™ and not just a yt ppl) would use racial slurs as well as call her a retard.

…. I kind of hate that I can parse this.

Also, her excusing her weight with hypothyroidism is legitimately hilarious. There’s credence in grazing throughout the day and not sticking with 3 full meals to help lose weight. That said, grazing does not mean even “small” meals. It’s literally snacks and single servings.

And, if she did get on hypothyroidism medications, if she played her fat cards right she could then end up with hyperthyroidism (overmedication for the win). Get that skinny twink bod of her dreams. But that does bank on her not just being lazy with a bad diet and like… actually diagnosed. Like. Go to the doctor. They could prescribe shit. But she just doesn’t wanna lose her excuses.

edit: word

 

[often puzzled]

tl;dr not impossible that it could've been a Kiwi or tumblr cat sperg that tipped them off, but it's infinitely more likely that her dad quietly made a phone call to explain that Staph is not capable of caring for herself or a cat and he/his wife are not currently in a position where they can manage it.

If the calls are coming from inside the house, I'm more than happy for this website to shoulder the blame. Let Papa Frig work in silence and warn every cat rescue in the region while Staph rages at Kiwi Farms-- I'm perfectly fine with this.

Newsflash dumbass, the initial stages of eating disorder treatment absolutely are all about sticking to a meal plan.

It absolutely is. I was taken aback (but not actually surprised) by this argument, too. She has no idea how anything works and uses her social work degree to back up her completely inaccurate claim.

There’s credence in grazing throughout the day and not sticking with 3 full meals to help lose weight. That said, grazing does not mean even “small” meals. It’s literally snacks and single servings.

I would love to see what she's calling small meals. She's probably getting a small convenience store pizza rather than a large and calling it good. We talk a lot about how her mental health has deteriorated while she's been living alone part-time, but she's also managed to gain a lot of weight. The elder Friglys must have been doing more wrangling at home than anyone ever realized. She's gotten scammed more, too. I don't know what the threshold is for needing a court-appointed wrangler, but she's getting there.

Also in regards to the cat: she's defending zoophiles. A zoophile defender does not need a pet. Point blank period.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

So, uh, rate me late if I’ve totally missed this and I can’t find it when searching… but…

I found something she wrote in 2015 as a MSW Intern (archive), while trying to find her degree because I couldn’t remember her university. In searching for her university degree, I’ve suddenly used my own in archaeology…

It’s. It’s a goldmine. I’m so sorry if this has already been discussed— but please fucking bear with me, it’s so funny.
Some may be slightly out of order just for sake of grouping.

Already, you can feel the effort.

[Type the company address]
[Type the phone number]

Spoiler: her true gender revealed

She says the fucking thing. She says she’s a woman.

Spoiler: citing and styling horrors

Her English continues to astound, with “no girl’s allowed” instead of “girls.”
The sentence. (See Appendix.) Next sentence.

She also just barely cites throughout the whole thing and if she does, it’s wrong. She could easily get in trouble for plagiarizing. Definitions need references.

I would also love to know how she’s…. citing it? Like, it‘s technically not scientific (so no APA), so it should be… MLA… I guess? But I can’t figure out what the fuck style she’s going for, or if she’s just doing whatever she wants as per usual.

Example of inconsistent citing within lines of each other:

There there’s whatever the fuck is going on stylistically here.

Spoiler: (aut)isms and phobias

Then of course we have the “isms.”
Gotta love her own transphobia, calling a group of people “it” instead of using “they” for what the group cannot control.

Another weird styling/grammar where she doesn’t capitalize the binarism definition. The period outside of the quotations. The lack of period after the ableism definition.

There’s also, of course, lots of phobias. I won’t put them all here. She involves the normal ones and then just says “fuck foreigners” I guess and doesn’t bother to capitalize xenophobia. Racist or something, I guess.

Gotta get that whorephobia in, I guess, and tell everyone you’re a… prostitute. Even though all you did was peddle nudes online with no buyers.

Also, of course you need to get in the “asexual hate” train or whatever. Don’t know how “asexual individuals” need protection from legislation— then again, how do bi/pan? They either benefit from the same-sex laws (gay marriage) or live their normal straight lives.

Religious rambling with no citation.

Then she has the ever pressing questions for self-evaluation…

Spoiler

Never mind. It’s just cookies and a cat meme, I guess. Really, very on brand, I suppose. I don’t know what else I expected.

edit: she has more on slideshare, I do not have the mental capacity for all 9 of these

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I found something she wrote in 2015 as a MSW Intern (archive), while trying to find her degree because I couldn’t remember her university. In searching for her university degree, I’ve suddenly used my own in archaeology…

This is amazing. I love seeing this kind of writing from cows like Staph.

"I am a person encapsulating a variety of diverse backgrounds within myself." Lol wut. Did a retarded AI write that? It's so clear from her writing that she huffs her own farts but couldn't actually put together a professional-sounding presentation to save her own life.

And you're spot on about the formatting and citation. Did she mix up a bunch of different styles and then make up some of her own? For some reason, the line "You have been given two (2) additional articles in your materials on the importance of supporting sex workers" killed me. I badly want to mark up this whole thing. I might go through the others you posted. They are probably filled with funny shit.

Spoiler: edit

Okay, so in her "race training" manual, she included the following images:

And it's like she tried to shove as many metaphors as possible into one paragraph:


Okay, last edit, I promise.
She also included a whole section on Michael Jackson and vitiligo in a manual about RACE.

 

[a hapless toad]

So, uh, rate me late if I’ve totally missed this and I can’t find it when searching… but…

This is amazing. I love seeing this kind of writing from cows like Staph.

I'm not going to rate you late because it's lore that's been brought up several times before in the thread and then forgotten (as far as I'm aware all of the slideshare links have been archived), so it's always amusing to see them again.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Big fan of "However, many other isms can and should be part of this goal"

I know what she was trying to say, from reading so many of her dumbass musings in this thread, but it sounds very much like she is advocating for more discrimination in organizations. Ableism is our goal!!!!!!