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They aren't actually going to run anyone Biden dies shortly after the election, harris turns the prezzy job down, but look who's waiting just behind them, Pelosi will "reluctantly" step into the role, and may God forgive us all.
Pelosi isn't on the line of succession anymore. She's not speaker of the house. Its gonna be Mike Johnson or someone else if the Freedom Caucus remove him like they did Kevin.


I guess Fag Smith will indict Trump tomorrow on insurrection charges to cover for this shitshow, or we'll have a glowie activate in Las Vegas this weekend. This is too bad to let linger, a distraction is needed ASAP.
Its Superbowl weekend. They might not do anything. Or attack the Superbowl. Or just let the normies get distracted by Taylor Swift.
 
You know, the contrast between Putin's in depth politisperging with Tucker and the President forgetting basic key biographical details like what church gave him the rosary for his dead son...

Well, I don't know. It just seems big in ways I can't even properly articulate right now. We are so fucked.
Essentially you like the "bad guy" more than the "good guy" because the baddie isn't really as bad as people make him out to be and he would be pretty fun to chill with while the goodie is just an annoying faggot.

I get it, because they do this shit in video games and tv/movies constantly where you're rootin more for the "enemy" than you are the "hero"
 
just fucking LOOOOL at the damage control, fortunately for them some libtards are still able to look at the train going off a cliff and call it a train going off a cliff, but i don't think that'll prevent disaster at this point

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"Mexico and Egypt both have an E so it's clear to see how anyone could make that mistake."

Somewhere in my head, I can hear every Bush era comedian rip this guy a new asshole for thinking we're as retarded as he is.
 
we 100% live in the funniest goddamn timeline imaginable.
mel brooks, larry david, peter sellers, will rogers, and the zucker brothers combined couldn't possibly construct a more hilarious series of events and quotes as our reality has through a single man alone
 
Pelosi isn't on the line of succession anymore. She's not speaker of the house. Its gonna be Mike Johnson or someone else if the Freedom Caucus remove him like they did Kevin.



Its Superbowl weekend. They might not do anything. Or attack the Superbowl. Or just let the normies get distracted by Taylor Swift.
If I were Taylor Swift I would pretend my Jet had mechanical issues and I'm stuck in Japan until after the game.

The distraction they're going to need to pull off has to be huge. Don't let them make you the John Lennon of basic bitch white women, Tay.
 
His whole rambling thing about his son doesn't ever actually answer the question that was raised though. Do you remember when your son died Joe?
It's bad enough that he tried to actively start tearing up there. He always throws Beau out there when he gets caught on anything. It's transparent sympathy manipulation and he can't even remember why it's supposed to work anymore.
 
I'm starting to think this HAS to be intentional, both the special council report and forcing him to go out and do an unscheduled press conference. I think tonight was the opening shot from the deep state to replace him for November and the hit was called down from on high in response to Trump winning the electoral college in every recent poll.

It's weird in hindsight that the special council report would just straight up call him an "elderly man with poor memory" and explain in detail why they would make that indictment on him. Also, when the FUCK was the last time he held an unscheduled press conference at 7:00 p.m.? They threw him out there to make a fool of himself and he did.

My guess is Newsom is the presumptive nominee by mid-April.
 
I'm actually starting to doubt Biden will make it to the elections. Who would they even run instead?
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What about him straight up lying and saying that all of the documents were in file cabinets that were locked or able to be locked. The report clearly states that some were found in the garage in cardboard boxes.
Also, I'm sure panicked is the understatement of the century:
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Pelosi isn't on the line of succession anymore. She's not speaker of the house. Its gonna be Mike Johnson or someone else if the Freedom Caucus remove him like they did Kevin.
oops I'm retarded

s Superbowl weekend. They might not do anything. Or attack the Superbowl. Or just let the normies get distracted by Taylor Swift.
I miss the simpler times when a black woman's boob was enough to scandalize (and distract) the nation.
 
Holy shit, whatever the thinking behind this was... I dunno if they thought the Putin interview would have something more damning, or if the whole Biden being ruled senile thing won't be able to be spun, but this kind of risk is unprecedented. The only sane conclusion is either outright panic, or this was pretty much a calculated public execution for the guy's time in office. He was actually lashing the fuck out, I think there was a good chance he went rogue here after being told he needs to step down.
Absolutely fucking embarrassing, can't even recall basic shit when the whole idea was to downplay being senile.
 
Holy shit, whatever the thinking behind this was... I dunno if they thought the Putin interview would have something more damning, or if the whole Biden being ruled senile thing won't be able to be spun, but this kind of risk is unprecedented. The only sane conclusion is either outright panic, or this was pretty much a calculated public execution for the guy's time in office. He was actually lashing the fuck out, I think there was a good chance he went rogue here after being told he needs to step down.
Absolutely fucking embarrassing, can't even recall basic shit when the whole idea was to downplay being senile.


UHF is evergreen here.
 
Holy shit, whatever the thinking behind this was... I dunno if they thought the Putin interview would have something more damning, or if the whole Biden being ruled senile thing won't be able to be spun, but this kind of risk is unprecedented. The only sane conclusion is either outright panic, or this was pretty much a calculated public execution for the guy's time in office. He was actually lashing the fuck out, I think there was a good chance he went rogue here after being told he needs to step down.
Absolutely fucking embarrassing, can't even recall basic shit when the whole idea was to downplay being senile.
Of your three options the last one is the only one that makes sense. No way his handlers and Dr. Jill would send him up there to commit reputational suicide. That or they've cut a deal.
 
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