@Android Raptor Hate Thread

[Android raptor]

What do you think housecats do for fun?

That's why you keep them inside. Though they aren't killing things for sexual gratification, filming it, and selling the clips on the internet for other cats to jerk off to.

 

[Dyn]

That's why you keep them inside. Though they aren't killing things for sexual gratification, filming it, and selling the clips on the internet for other cats to jerk off to.

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Maybe not all, but certainly the wealthiest and most powerful ones since they cause a disproportionate amount of harm (like the CEOs and politicians they're in bed with who deregulate environmental protection shit as much as possible). Also all zoosadists.

But wouldn’t it be so much easier to just kill all humans? All of us fuck up the environment to some degree so it makes more sense to kill all humans right?

 

[Android raptor]

But wouldn’t it be so much easier to just kill all humans? All of us fuck up the environment to some degree so it makes more sense to kill all humans right?

Maybe, but let's go after the 1%ers first since they cause the most problems.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Maybe, but let's go after the 1%ers first since they cause the most problems.

Holocaust 2.0?

 

[Android raptor]

Holocaust 2.0?

Holocaust the rich

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Holocaust the rich

Riiiiiiiight the “rich” got it. *wink*

 

[Android raptor]

Riiiiiiiight the “rich” got it. *wink*

Yeah, like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Yeah, like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos

And Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Ellison and Steve Ballmer and Sergey Brin and Michael Bloomberg

 

[Android raptor]

And Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Ellison and Steve Ballmer and Sergey Brin and Michael Bloomberg

Sure

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Sure

I feel like we made progress today.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Best primate is the orangutan. Name another species that has legends about just being lazy people who returned to monke.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Holocaust the rich

Jews would be a disproportionate share of that.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Here's a paper on diseases dogs can transmit and some from cats.

And people wonder why you don't like babies:

Apparently pinworms are common among young children and those living with them are often infected. I didn't know that because I never got them as a kid but I read a reddit post where a little girl gave her whole family pinworms and they only found out because her vagina and butt were itching so bad she couldn't sleep and it was red and scratched up.
I don't have as strong an aversion to babies as Android because I think they can be cute when they smile at you but they are kind of weird looking and puppies, kittens and other baby animals are a million times cuter. Plus, some women have no breeding instinct in them and you can kind of tell early on if they have no interest in baby dolls.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

And people wonder why you don't like babies:
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Apparently pinworms are common among young children and those living with them are often infected. I didn't know that because I never got them as a kid but I read a reddit post where a little girl gave her whole family pinworms and they only found out because her vagina and butt were itching so bad she couldn't sleep and it was red and scratched up.
I don't have as strong an aversion to babies as Android because I think they can be cute when they smile at you but they are kind of weird looking and puppies, kittens and other baby animals are a million times cuter. Plus, some women have no breeding instinct in them and you can kind of tell early on if they have no interest in baby dolls.

You must've been a really poopy baby.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

And people wonder why you don't like babies:
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Apparently pinworms are common among young children and those living with them are often infected. I didn't know that because I never got them as a kid but I read a reddit post where a little girl gave her whole family pinworms and they only found out because her vagina and butt were itching so bad she couldn't sleep and it was red and scratched up.
I don't have as strong an aversion to babies as Android because I think they can be cute when they smile at you but they are kind of weird looking and puppies, kittens and other baby animals are a million times cuter. Plus, some women have no breeding instinct in them and you can kind of tell early on if they have no interest in baby dolls.

Sounds like a skill issue. If you were brought up like a normal person like me you would have a natural immunity to things like this.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Do you think the world would be a better place with less humans?

*fewer

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

*fewer

*rapes you*

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

You really should worry about it more lol.

 

[Stan]

Do cockroaches carry diseases?

Studies show that cockroaches are responsible for the spread of 33 types of bacteria, six varieties of parasitic worms, and seven types of pathogens. Cockroaches can spread germs and diseases including:

• Diarrhea
• Cholera
• Typhoid fever
• Leprosy
• Dysentery
• Plague
• Poliomyelitis
• Salmonella
• E. coli

Please don't confuse cockroaches with what's supposed to go in your pussy.
It's disgusting.

Most roaches aren't pests and only Germans can really breed in houses. I don't breed Germans.

This whole discussion about whether or not AR's captive-bred exotic roaches carry disease is like concern trolling someone for keeping fancy rats bred to be handled as pets because wild roof rats can carry the plague. You might as well posit that AR's cockatiel is going to give her salmonella.

The gross roaches nobody can fucking control are the German ones. You gotta go Final Solution on those bastards. God, gives me flashbacks to the Great Roach Crisis of 2018. The collectible ones I gather are a bit more fragile and want things like a specific heat range, specific foods, and a proper substrate.

Name them.

Mange.
FLEAS. (It's horrible, you have to treat it like headlice)
Toxoplasmosis
Cat-scratch fever
e. Coli
Giardiasis
leptospirosis

I am curious now as to which creature can give humans the most diseases. My guess is other humans, pigeons or bats but I am going to look it up.

I think it's going to be bats or monkeys. Also the Rift Valley in West Africa has a bunch of bat-to-monke interface and contact, and a bunch of originially zoonotic pathogens that made the jump to human-to-human transmission evolved over there.

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

If I was able to know the guy had a boner, I would probably find my own death a bit more distasteful knowing I'm being killed by a perv. But I would guess I'd be blindfolded or KO'd or dead by that point.

Best primate is the orangutan. Name another species that has legends about just being lazy people who returned to monke.

I think the Scots believe that mermaids can turn into seals, and if you find a mermaid's empty sealskin you can take her for a wife. But you have to hide that sealskin, cause if she finds it, she's gone.