Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

[Karl Hungus]

I have no idea why her husband puts up with this. I guess he's just happy to have a white woman to fuck when he wants.

Eh, Mandrae’s as shitty a person as Karissa. Shits of a feather flock together, something like that (also Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, Steve and Zsu Anderson, Michael and Debi Pearl, Ken and Lori Alexander, David and Jill Rodrigues, Doug and Nancy Wilson… the list goes on and on and on….)

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah Mandrake root is a typical shitty fundie dad that wants nothing to do with his kids outside of smacking them around. I know there are rumors he's cheated too, which wouldn't surprise me since that's pretty standard fundie husband behavior (tbh in fundieland a dude is a catch if he just cheats on you with a consenting adult as opposed to molesting his daughters or torrenting toddler snuff).

Isn't Karissa full homebirth woo now too?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Yeah Mandrake root is a typical shitty fundie dad that wants nothing to do with his kids outside of smacking them around. I know there are rumors he's cheated too, which wouldn't surprise me since that's pretty standard fundie husband behavior (tbh in fundieland a dude is a catch if he just cheats on you with a consenting adult as opposed to molesting his daughters or torrenting toddler snuff).

Isn't Karissa full homebirth woo now too?

Yes, and IIRC, the youngest baby ended up spending time in the NICU, he was way past due and aspirated meconium while still in utero. Since Karissa had a "freebirth" it wasn't caught until Anchyr (or Anythyr or whatever the poor mites name is) started having trouble breathing.

 

[Android raptor]

Yes, and IIRC, the youngest baby ended up spending time in the NICU, he was way past due and aspirated meconium while still in utero. Since Karissa had a "freebirth" it wasn't caught until Anchyr (or Anythyr or whatever the poor mites name is) started having trouble breathing.

I knew about the baby girl ending up in the ICU from a UTI caused by leaving her in dirty diapers, but I didn't know about that. What the actual fuck, it really is a miracle none of those kids have died yet.

I know Karissa has also been saying crazy shit about how it's totally safe to have 10+ c-sections and shit like that.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Does she have different baby daddies? I know some stuff is more hereditary than others but I only see 2 potential kids with any black in em. Would be helpful to see their eye color, since blue is recessive and brown is dominant.

Sometimes kids come out different colours. I don't know why - I'm not a biologist.

Karissa lightens all her childrens' skin tones in photographs anyway, though.

 

[Android raptor]

Sometimes kids come out different colours. I don't know why - I'm not a biologist.
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Karissa lightens all her childrens' skin tones in photographs anyway, though.

Yeah according to someone that saw them irl the kids do have different skintones but Karissa still bleaches them with filters for some reason.

As well as making her oldest watch all her siblings at the splash pad while she fucked around with her phone.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I knew about the baby girl ending up in the ICU from a UTI caused by leaving her in dirty diapers, but I didn't know about that. What the actual fuck, it really is a miracle none of those kids have died yet.

I know Karissa has also been saying crazy shit about how it's totally safe to have 10+ c-sections and shit like that.

Karissa does seem to be the most mentally unstable in the current crop of fundie mothers.
When her daughter was in the PICU, Karissa got her ass booted from the unit for scream-praying and not shutting the fuck up when asked.
And if it wasn't for Karissas' mother noticing how lethargic the poor girl was and insisting she be taken to the hospital, the girl would be dead. Karissa had been dragging the girl to basketball games, dinners, and other crap without a care in the world.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Karissa does seem to be the most mentally unstable in the current crop of fundie mothers.
When her daughter was in the PICU, Karissa got her ass booted from the unit for scream-praying and not shutting the fuck up when asked.
And if it wasn't for Karissas' mother noticing how lethargic the poor girl was and insisting she be taken to the hospital, the girl would be dead. Karissa had been dragging the girl to basketball games, dinners, and other crap without a care in the world.

Wait, didn't JillRod do the same with Gideon? Down to the being asked to knock it off and doubling down on the crazy?

If there is a higher being, I hope they kick fundie ass in the afterlife for being so fucking stupid.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Wait, didn't JillRod do the same with Gideon? Down to the being asked to knock it off and doubling down on the crazy?

If there is a higher being, I hope they kick fundie ass in the afterlife for being so fucking stupid.

I don't know if Jill was scream-praying, but she was pictured laying the Bible on his incubator and praying, and generally camping out in the hospital with most of her brood. Not letting Kaylee and Johnathan get rest and having Kaylee plug Plexus in her hospital room with the claim it improves your milk flow.
And letting Jah-NESS-ah jump all over the furniture in the waiting room as well, also posting pictures with all of KayJons' vital information written on the whiteboard in the background too.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

When her daughter was in the PICU, Karissa got her ass booted from the unit for scream-praying and not shutting the fuck up when asked.

The concept of "scream-praying" is just hilarious. Did she God would hear her better that way?

I don't know if Jill was scream-praying, but she was pictured laying the Bible on his incubator and praying, and generally camping out in the hospital with most of her brood. Not letting Kaylee and Johnathan get rest and having Kaylee plug Plexus in her hospital room with the claim it improves your milk flow.
And letting Jah-NESS-ah jump all over the furniture in the waiting room

She made her brood of children constantly sing hymns loudly when people were trying to rest.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The concept of "scream-praying" is just hilarious. Did she God would hear her better that way?

She made her brood of children constantly sing hymns loudly when people were trying to rest.

I saw on Reddit that people were calling the hospital complaining that Jill and KayJon were shilling an MLM product with false claims while IN said hospital, and were going to let the board of health and state insurance offices know as well. Someone claimed they screenshot the FB pictures and sent them to the hospital and state agencies too.

Jill was complaining about "grumpy nurses" on FB too, I don't think that won her any friends on the staff.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Sometimes kids come out different colours. I don't know why - I'm not a biologist.
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Karissa lightens all her childrens' skin tones in photographs anyway, though.

No that I know, just statistically, 2 out of 6 kids looking even somewhat ethnic with either hair texture, skin tone or bone structure, is very, very low.
Even the white twin shares a similar nose as her sister, it's slightly smaller but its there.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

No that I know, just statistically, 2 out of 6 kids looking even somewhat ethnic with either hair texture, skin tone or bone structure, is very, very low.
Even the white twin shares a similar nose as her sister, it's slightly smaller but its there.

I wonder if the father is mixed as well. Lots of black people in the US/west indies have some European genes. I do think some of her kids have blue/hazel eyes so it’s pretty clear he’s not 100% black African

Eta the dad looks Jamaican to me. It explains a lot, especially whitewashing the kids and him being okay with that. I’d guess his parents are from there at least. Lots of Caribbean people try to “white wash” in a bunch of ways, skin bleach etc. It’s a sign of beauty and status. They’re really mixed down there so the father probably has Hispanic(Spain)/Irish-british genes even though he himself looks pretty black.

 

[Rotogravure]

I wonder if the father is mixed as well. Lots of black people in the US/west indies have some European genes. I do think some of her kids have blue/hazel eyes so it’s pretty clear he’s not 100% black African

Eta the dad looks Jamaican to me. It explains a lot, especially whitewashing the kids and him being okay with that. I’d guess his parents are from there at least. Lots of Caribbean people try to “white wash” in a bunch of ways, skin bleach etc. It’s a sign of beauty and status. They’re really mixed down there so the father probably has Hispanic(Spain)/Irish-british genes even though he himself looks pretty black.

I just want to say I find this conversation about Mandrae fascinating since the man was a former Harlem Globetrotter and instead of anything about that he's just "that crazy white woman's husband" now.

Also equally amusing is that he now works (last I knew) at a Mercedes-Benz financial center but Shaq (yes that one) felt so bad for the state of his truck he bought Mandrae a new Ford in 2022.

Also, I'm curious about this which says he has a networth of 8 million. That can't be right.

 

[Android raptor]

I hear he has a well-paying job, not that thats enough to properly care for 10+ kids. Financially it sounds like they're better off than grifters like the Kellers and Rodrigii, not that it matter when the kids are still being horribly neglected and forced to parent each other.

Don't they live in a pretty big McMansion (full of piles of dirty diaper and God knows what else)?

 

[Pywacket]

I hear he has a well-paying job, not that thats enough to properly care for 10+ kids. Financially it sounds like they're better off than grifters like the Kellers and Rodrigii, not that it matter when the kids are still being horribly neglected and forced to parent each other.

Don't they live in a pretty big McMansion (full of piles of dirty diaper and God knows what else)?

Yep. Kids live upstairs, parents and whatever new baby of the year down. Parents never even go upstairs, all the kids' clothes are kept in bins downstairs. They're semi-feral, with oldest sister-mom in charge of the kids homeschooling as Karissa has historically stated she gets up after noon, but the kids start homeschool at like 8 or 9 (she posted a 'schedule' ages ago that's lost in the bowels of Reddit pre-Ansyr). But Shaq bought them a huge van because they couldn't afford one a couple of years ago.


Closest I'm finding to the noon thing in accessable posts is a recap of a Q&A video they did two years ago

 

[Judy Garland’s Corpse]

Karissa’s recent rambling about homeschooling. We all know the oldest daughter does it all while she sleeps in.

 

[Android raptor]

The oldest daughter that can barely read on the level of someone half her age. I assume most of the Collins kids are completely illiterate, like a lot of fundie homeschool kids.

Easier to control kids who've been educationally neglected to the point they can't even begin to function in the outside world.


Joking about marital rape really helps sell the fundie lifestyle

 

[Dr. Butt]

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Life begins at erection?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The oldest daughter that can barely read on the level of someone half her age. I assume most of the Collins kids are completely illiterate, like a lot of fundie homeschool kids.

Easier to control kids who've been educationally neglected to the point they can't even begin to function in the outside world.

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Oh God, The Transformed Wife. She's neck in neck with Karissa for being the most unstable.