Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 103 34.1%

  • Total voters
    302
More than anything, even more than being a degenerate weirdo, I think the inconsistency is killing any good will that might still exist.

I listen to MATI, and whenever he cancels I notice because I look forward to it and expect it to be part of my Tuesday/Fridays. Obviously that's forgivable because we all know Dear Leader's real job is holding this place together with duct tape and hope, not streaming. But if he cancelled more than he streamed I'd stop getting my hopes up and stop listening.

To then come back and explain that he couldn't stream because he, alone in the world, is incapable of having a part time job while also raising children along with his nanny and stay-at-home wife is just insulting on top of disappointing. It always sounds like he's lecturing his listeners. They're naughty children, not adults with jobs and children of their own, jobs they presumably manage to attend more than 50% of the time.

He is used to his weeb and alienated fans doting on his word because they saw him as a bit of a father figure. Nick has expressed in his rants late 2022 that he is not that Inteenet Daddy, but he still wants people to act like it. The general public is not so pliable, and I am sure Nick is confused as to why the audience isn't just following him into whatever the fuck he does like they used to.

Congratulations, Nick! You manages to alienate your inordinately loyal fan base, and now you have to act with common courtesy that people expect of you. You are bow playing life on normal mode instead of easy.

He is either lying, or picked up a single client just recently for the purpose of maintaining his license and "owning the Kiwi Farms".

Otherwise he would have absolutely brought up that he still has clients at some point during his various seething rants.

Glad we could shame you into doing your job, Nick.

I think this is a just a new excuse because the old ones were running thin. He has evolved lately, and he cannot pull the 'sick card' again so soon.
 
Becoming a public defender would actually be a pretty big brained move from Nick.

His audience (heck, me included) would 100% rather hear him talk about defending niggos and bank robbers, than the random rants about himself he usually does.
Nick won't be able to pass the background check to be a public defender. All the racist jokes and black face will pop up, and be enough to show he can't represent a black person. This show and the private practice are his only options. We'll that and just living off his trust fund.

But I agree it would fix his content if he could somehow get a public defender job.
 
Nick won't be able to pass the background check to be a public defender. All the racist jokes and black face will pop up, and be enough to show he can't represent a black person. This show and the private practice are his only options. We'll that and just living off his trust fund.
But he can't be racist, he's friends with a foot fetishist child groomer Drexel. He even lets that guy sleep with him with his wife in his shed when he's over.
 
Has anyone checked to see if he is still in good standing with the MN bar? I did some quick searches and couldn't find him but I'm also not as talented as most of you...
Still there. I assume you probably either searched for Nick instead of Nicholas, or misspelled his surname
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His source of income at this point is a complete mystery, but if it's from a trust, then that's likely out of her reach.
That seriously depends what kind of trust it is. If whoever set it up isn't retarded, they know Nick is a complete fuckup and any money in his control is getting squandered on Rustangs and "art" and retard shit, so they'd set it up to benefit the kids. So whoever had custodial care would probably get most of the money coming out of it, and that would probably be Kayla.

He's vehemently denied such a thing, but he could just be doing his usual disingenuous snake talk, i.e. I don't "have" a trust because you don't "have" a trust, it exists for your benefit. Anything Nick says can be safely ignored because trying to divine whatever technicality he's pulling is just a waste of time.

It was really obvious that his source of support was a total mystery before his short-lived Internet fortune, wasn't in his control, and he bitterly resented that, because the instant he did have money within his control he immediately began squandering it like a retard who had never had six figures in his life.

In any event, he wouldn't be living in that house, he wouldn't be keeping the Rustang, that "art" would be liquidated, and he'd be in Lowtax territory in some shitty apartment somewhere if his parents didn't bail him out one last time.

This might be an optimistic assumption because it's entirely possible both Nick AND Kayla are going to need tard wrangling.

In any event, the one thing I'm pretty sure we can assume is the paterfamilias is not going to fuck over the grandkids in favor of Nick, even if they decide he's basically a dead loss himself as a human.
 
It was really obvious that his source of support was a total mystery before his short-lived Internet fortune, wasn't in his control, and he bitterly resented that, because the instant he did have money within his control he immediately began squandering it like a retard who had never had six figures in his life.
id like to believe that even most people who never had six figures would still manage to use such money in a more responsible manner than immediately blowing it on sports cars and trips to swinger resorts
 
Idk. It's the eternal question that arises when someone descends into lolcowdom. Were they always this person or did the power and fame (or substances) change them? It's hard to say with Rekieta; I tend to be less pessimistic and assume people start off with innocent, altruistic intentions and slowly become corrupted, jaded and bitter over time, so I would still say Nick as a principled person until he started becoming an out of touch alcoholic swinger.
That's one of those philosophical questions that don't really matter to anyone but you.

If you're a dick to everyone around you, then you're just a dick whatever your dumb internal monologue justifying it is.

I don't know if he had a moment with that little angel on his right shoulder and little devil on his left and decided to go with Lucifer, but that's where he is now.
id like to believe that even most people who never had six figures would still manage to use such money in a more responsible manner than immediately blowing it on sports cars and trips to swinger resorts
Yeah, seriously, blow SOME of it on shit like that. It's ridiculous how far all-in he went on the Leisure Suit Larry clown train. That's really the perfect comparison, because the whole point of that series of game is Leisure Suit Larry is an inherently pathetic character.

You can sympathize with him, or feel sorry for him, but you are never going to admire him.

And Nick just looks more gay the harder he tries to pull this man of the world swinger shit.
 
To Be Fair, thats also Destiny's grift overall, and being a liberal that is willing to hang with republicans and a blue dog that can chill with the democrats is an untapped market overall.
That's definitely a market because most people lean one way or the other but nobody but terminally political lunatics who everyone hates bases their entire life around avoiding people they slightly disagree with about some political bullshit that 99% of the time has no actual impact on your actual life.
he also says "It's so WEEEEEEEEIRD that x" or "it's so strange that y" as a response to criticisms. Like the hot tub thing his cope is "its so weird people would think I wouldn't hang out with my friends in the hot tub" as if people's complaints weren't him getting his ass reamed by the other guy in the tub and all his homo talk.
It's a common lolcow thing. Many of them have similar tics. Like with Boogie, it's totally "wild" that people are disgusted that he is a repulsive fat pervert or appalled by some bizarre admission he just made.
It's really a classic. I mean I talk some heavy shit about PPP and think he makes shit up a lot while alternately being prematurely right about a bunch of shit, but he just shows up and completely wrecks the whole show. It's amazing. I remember watching this at the time and my first thought was why are they bringing this autistic fatass on?

And then he utterly wrecked Diddler Dax and his whole narrative. So many memes.

And it was pure lagniappe when Diddler thought it was a good idea to use his quiz show rescue call to bring in Zoom the pedophile of all people to support him. And Zoom instead just doxed him on air (having the additional funny effect of demonetizing Nick out of an episode of his own show where he'd already gotten bent over and ass-raped by a fat lardass Canadian autist).
 
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To then come back and explain that he couldn't stream because he, alone in the world, is incapable of having a part time job while also raising children along with his nanny and stay-at-home wife is just insulting on top of disappointing.
Yeah that shit got old the second it was said and I think it was a couple years ago. Nobody who has ever lived in the real world can treat some Richie Rich whiner complaining about how HAAAAAAAAARD it is to do the easiest job in the world with anything but a disgusted eye-roll. Tell me when you have to choose between ramen noodles and electricity you shit-eating fairy.
Honestly that entire era was amazing. PPP&friends hate watching the killstream and ranting about Dick being a pedo lover and a creep who'd willingly fuck with people (like Eric July!) and everyone, especially on this very site going full Rekieta and even moving Dick's thread to the food section of the site because the mods here truely believed dick was an upstanding young sensitive man was insane in hindsight.
I was literally one of the beanposters. It was fun, but seriously, I cringe now at having done that. I will own being a cringetard. I've done it before, I'll probably have to do it again. It beats continuing to be wrong.
I only feel bad because of the situation tho, I know Vic's type, I've worked on conventions like that before and the "old, but famous and kinda good looking actors" do get weird with autistic sometimes underage fans, I do believe that he was being just the average voice actor creep that these circles accept, but the moment he decided to pull the "actually I'm very religious about the fags (ignore being a sex deviant, liking threesomes and inviting underage girls to hang out with me) his co-workers found the excuse to cancel him and boot him out of their funimations plans (that at the time was getting very big)
And in those cases, there are usually actually credible accusations. Whatever you can say about Vic, there is not a single credible accusation he ever did anything untoward to anyone underage. The more you look at shit he's accused of, the more ridiculous it is. He astrally raped me in my dreams! He told a joke about coffee! He ate a JELLY BEAN for God's sake!

He probably should have stuck to his own age but even his angry exes were at least 20 or so when he banged them.

And the idea of him being some raging homophobe is also pure idiocy. They literally just decided it was a good smear angle literally because he just admitted he was Christian. He was OPENLY Christian. He never claimed to be a saint or preached any hellfire and brimstone type shit. He was not marching in front of military funerals with GOD HATES FAGS signs. He was just Christian and admitted it. That's enough to punch your ticket with this disgusting crowd of repulsive scum.
 
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Must be feeling those lost viewers if he's lowered himself to practicing law again. Especially after all those self-fellating monologues on how he would have to charge just so much for it to be worth doing law because he makes so much money streaming.
Maybe he's gone full T. Greg Doucette, the bankrupt North Carolina lawyer from Weeb Wars who would obsessively argue with him. I could totally see it, since T. Greg lost 20K hiring Randazza to sue some Confederate veterans org over a statue. Nick always made fun of him, but it's clear they had a lot in common.
Maybe he has a retainer with his mexican bull who decided to drive like a retard without a license, as is customary.
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I hope this isn't true. No one, illegal or not, deserves a non-practicing lawyer for their legal counsel. If it's true, hopefully he's planning on the creepy red nose man staggering around drunk rambling about sex toys being obviously incompetent enough he can get away with a mistrial.
 
Nobody who has ever lived in the real world can treat some Richie Rich whiner complaining about how HAAAAAAAAARD it is to do the easiest job in the world with anything but a disgusted eye-roll. Tell me when you have to choose between ramen noodles and electricity you shit-eating fairy.
Between this and him saying that Vic having to pay almost $500k is “not much,” I think Nick might be vying for most out of touch guy on the internet. It’s especially funny when you consider how much he prides himself on his ability to “read social cues” and “make friends.”
 
Between this and him saying that Vic having to pay almost $500k is “not much,” I think Nick might be vying for most out of touch guy on the internet. It’s especially funny when you consider how much he prides himself on his ability to “read social cues” and “make friends.”
He's basically Lucille Bluth saying "What could a banana cost? Ten dollars?" Just a weirdo completely out of touch with the reality normal people have to live in. He doesn't even consider it strange that he can say his nanny for his five kids (who he hates) spends literally thousands of dollars a month on "snacks." This is nothing that normal humans can sympathize with at all. This is basically saying "I'm an alien creature pretending to be human."
 
This is nothing that normal humans can sympathize with at all. This is basically saying "I'm an alien creature pretending to be human."
It’s possible that he’s so proud of having made a fortune on YT that he’s all in on the humblebrag. After all, he seems to have a complex about being a trust fund kid, and only a complete faggot would be happy to live off the largesse of another man.

Either that or he’s just that fucking retarded. Maybe both.
 
And the idea of him being some raging homophobe is also pure idiocy. They literally just decided it was a good smear angle literally because he just admitted he was Christian. He was OPENLY Christian. He never claimed to be a saint or preached any hellfire and brimstone type shit. He was not marching in front of military funerals with GOD HATES FAGS signs. He was just Christian and admitted it. That's enough to punch your ticket with this disgusting crowd of repulsive scum.
At least one openly homosexual voice actor in Funimation (J. Michael Tatum, VA for Scar in FMA: Brotherhood, Sebastian in Black Butler) has openly defended Vic against claims of being homophobic...he would probably be a good indicator that Vic doesn't have an issue with the gays.

There's also multiple videos showing Vic criticizing homophobia at conventions, lmao. There's a better argument to suggest that the people who hate him for his Christianity are the real homophobes, or are we just going to collectively blot out Sean Schemmel's bizarre fucking voice clip from memory?
 
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