Porn and Porncows

Back in the 70's/80's there were a few proper actors in porn, and even they never went mainstream. It's fun to see some of the newer ones think that it's somehow going to happen in 2024 when it didn't even happen the one time it could have.

There's one who promotes the fact that they were in the movie Babylon - uncredited as an extra in an orgy scene. Because no actual actress would do that without getting paid a ton of money and a big credit.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
There's one who promotes the fact that they were in the movie Babylon - uncredited as an extra in an orgy scene. Because no actual actress would do that without getting paid a ton of money and a big credit.
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There's also the opposite of that. I clicked around on IMDB one night and suddenly wondered what happened to the cast of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, people that do long running network sitcoms rarely seems to have much of a career afterwards(or sometimes before that). I need to know these things so I can suddenly bring them up in conversation.
Turns out one of the aunts was in an 80's porno as an actress for the story bits. That's not something I ever brought up in casual conversation.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I miss the era just before Bang Bros and high speed internet ruined everything. All those cheesy epic Michael Raven "films" with whores trying to be serious actresses. 2003 hit and the entire industry went gonzo overnight.
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Nah, I don't miss that at all. The 70's really nailed (heh) the "storytelling" vibe in porn, and that seemed to fade in the 80's during the transition to video. Shit like Love Bites, the Taboo series, Insatiable and Deep Throat were goofy films with good sex scenes and dumb plot scenes and setups with people who couldn't act stumbling through their lines so they could get to the fucking.

In the 90's we got over-produced high-budget shit like Pirates and artsy-fartsy garbage like Zazel. They can keep that shit. It wasn't high budget enough to look good, the performers were fucking awful, were generally awful at fucking, and everyone used condoms. Not to mention the endless sea of fake tits.

I'd much rather have the gonzo stuff. It gets rid of the distractions they were never good at anyway, and skips straight to the important bits: hot chicks having sex. There's enough bad acting in Hollywood as it is; we don't need more of it getting in the way of a good shtoinking.
 
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