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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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What a nightmare it must be to wake up every day as Ethan Ralph. He was on top of the world. He had a popular show that popular guests would appear on frequently. He was making 10s of thousands of dollars in superchats. His clout was at an all-time high after the Mundane Matt shit and the healstream debacle and he had a fetching pajeet to call his own.

Six years later, he's twice divorced, estranged from his kids, addicted to pills, pot and booze. His audience is evaporating, his former friends have all turned their back on him and he's living in a $400 shack in Mexico.....

5 STAR DAYS BITCH!!!
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
What a nightmare it must be to wake up every day as Ethan Ralph. He was on top of the world. He had a popular show that popular guests would appear on frequently. He was making 10s of thousands of dollars in superchats. His clout was at an all-time high after the Mundane Matt shit and the healstream debacle and he had a fetching pajeet to call his own.

Six years later, he's twice divorced, estranged from his kids, addicted to pills, pot and booze. His audience is evaporating, his former friends have all turned their back on him and he's living in a $400 shack in Mexico.....

5 STAR DAYS BITCH!!!
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On the plus side, at least he has his health.

Liver enzyme tests notwithstanding.
 
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It’s a great shame that my noble king and liege lord Ralph has fallen so far that he has to entertain the lowest of the low, the bottom feeders of the bottom feeders, like Jesse. Back in the day, king Ralph could afford to just ignore loser attention whore weens like him. The Mexican castle he lives in, cannot pay for itself I suppose.

The Feline Solution said:
Ralph wants to be Dax is all i am getting from this. These grown men (Ralph, EVS, Rackets) wanting to be like Dick, of all people, are so pathetic that i can't even put it in words properly. Shameful and embarrassing.
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You’re just SEETHING because you don’t live in a playboy mansion, you were never the prom king and you don’t have a full head of luscious long hair.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
There is a thread in the Chris Chan subforum about talking to people you know in real life about Chris and how weird it can be can you imagine trying to bring up Ralph to a normal person? "So there is this 5'1" drug addicted sex offender who abuses his wife and children who got mildly popular during gamergate..." people would think you were a total psycho
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I have a good normie friend I send all the greatest hits to, and when I sent him the jack off on Harry’s grave clip he said he was waiting for that because it had been quite a while since I sent one. I think I’m getting him pretty invested in the Ralph lore tbh.
 
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Nah, it's because chatGPT came up with a new legal strategy that will own EVERYONE and make the ralphamale rich again.
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Was he ever really rich in the first place? Daddy Jim may have manufactured the events that led to ralph getting lots of superberrirs, but that was just a few years ago and he's already pissed it away. No savings, no investments, just nigger grade impulse control that only grew worse as the donos started to dry up.
 
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No one want's to be Diddler Dax
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I would argue that Ralph is way more of a legend then Dax. Dax has his show and won a lawsuit once but that's about it. Ralph has some of the deepest lore of anyone on the internet and unlike Chris where you can go to the cwcki for everything, someone has to read old Kiwi Farms threads or find 1000 sub youtubers who try their best to patch together a story, inevitably leaving bits and pieces of information out. Christorians may take pride in their knowledge but it's all there, right in one place. The true scholars of the internet are Ralphasages.

My point is Christorian X is still a faggot.
 
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Pretty inconsequential tweet, but the irony & hypocrisy is absolutely staggering. The guy who has spent 18 months alogging his former father-in-law calls someone alogging Mersh weird-ass-shit?!
 
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RX-78 said:
Was he ever really rich in the first place? Daddy Jim may have manufactured the events that led to ralph getting lots of superberrirs, but that was just a few years ago and he's already pissed it away. No savings, no investments, just nigger grade impulse control that only grew worse as the donos started to dry up.
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He was rich by retard streamer standards and fat nigger from West Memphis standards. In terms of real people, no.
 
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PenguinSpy said:
No one want's to be Diddler Dax
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It's so bizarre that Ralph thinks anyone would want to be Dax. His career is already long since peaked and his streams struggle to break 1000 viewers live. It's only downhill from here for him.

:diddler:You wish you were washed up coke head loser with a dying podcast bitch! :diddler:
 
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